s/o Who would you rather "do" - Mitt or John Edwards?

[Anonymous]

LOL! This is the funniest DCUM thread in a long time!

[Anonymous]

I'll probably go for Mitt. John Edwards is too pudgy in the face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mitt seems like a heavy breather. I will take Edwards and Jim Bob Duggar at the same time.

OP here - Edwards and Jim Bob at once?? You are one sick woman, you know that?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Eeew! I choose death. Can't think of any politician I would consider having sex with....ever.

What about him?

Uh no. I don't think this guy likes women. Still would choose death. I have standards, you know!

[Anonymous]

Gross and grosser...neither one.

[Anonymous]

Ugh, I'm a lesbian, so if I had to pick one, it would be Mitt because he's less likely to have STDs. 30 seconds through a hole in a sheet would also be an advantage to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, I'm a lesbian, so if I had to pick one, it would be Mitt because he's less likely to have STDs. 30 seconds through a hole in a sheet would also be an advantage to me.

What is this?

[Anonymous]

Neither.