s/o Who would you rather "do" - Mitt or John Edwards?

[Anonymous]

2 ego driven politicos with plastic hair - which one would it be?

I know for me, I'd have to go for John Edwards. I could not be in the same room as Romney and keep my mouth shut about the dog on the roof incident.

[Anonymous]

Oh geez. Can I write the paper instead? Do 100 pushups?

[Anonymous]

Both are pretty appealing once you hit 40.

[Anonymous]

John Edwards. He's scum, but at least he might make you laugh or attempt to be charming. I have a feeling Mitt Romney would just lecture you like a constituent while he was fucking you. And he'd make you keep the lights off and blankets up.

[Anonymous]

I'd rather screw an exacto knife.

[Anonymous]

Edwards. Mitt is a Mormon and my experience with the religion, from living in Utah, was that most devote Mormons are sexually strange. Either almost asexual or hypersexualized (the hip thing was anal sex because you wouldn't 'lose' your virginity...for real).

[Anonymous]

These are the choices? I'll stick to my rabbit, thanks.

[Anonymous]

Ugh - neither!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Both are pretty appealing once you hit 40.

Whaaaaaaaaat? Not even at 50.

[Anonymous]

Are we going on looks alone or total package? Looks alone, John Edwards, although he needs to do something about that mullet he's growing. Total package, Mitt Romney for sure. John Edwards has had legal massive legal problems and looks like a total jerk for cheating on his wife while she had cancer, while Mitt is much wealthier and still has a career.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Edwards. Mitt is a Mormon and my experience with the religion, from living in Utah, was that most devote Mormons are sexually strange. Either almost asexual or hypersexualized (the hip thing was anal sex because you wouldn't 'lose' your virginity...for real).

Okay, I choose Mitt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:John Edwards. He's scum, but at least he might make you laugh or attempt to be charming. I have a feeling Mitt Romney would just lecture you like a constituent while he was fucking you. And he'd make you keep the lights off and blankets up.

LOL love it!

[Anonymous]

Mitt seems like a heavy breather. I will take Edwards and Jim Bob Duggar at the same time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:2 ego driven politicos with plastic hair - which one would it be?

I know for me, I'd have to go for John Edwards. I could not be in the same room as Romney and keep my mouth shut about the dog on the roof incident.

After Rielle??!! No way!!

[Anonymous]

John Edwards- skeevy.

Mitt- he would fuck you through a hole in a sheet as Mormons do and last 30 seconds.

I'd rather do Barack.