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you know you're a mom when...
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Anonymous
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you get excited because they are finally showing an episode of Blue's Clues that YOU haven't seen, yet.
You find yourself on the phone trying to focus on what the very important person on the line has to tell you, while your toddler screams. Ultimately you will accidentally shush the person on the phone rather than the toddler. You smell poop and you hope it's not your child. It always is. You find that an awful lot of people at work act like your toddler at home trantruming and whining all the time. It makes you laugh rather than mad. |
Anonymous
This has been the biggest change for me. Though cheerios lurking in the bottom of my purse (and my couch, and my car) makes the list, too. |
Anonymous
| You accidentally refer to yourself as "mommy" to friends and family as in, "Mommy has to go to the bathroom right now. She'll be right back." |
Anonymous
| you own a cupcake carrier. |
Anonymous
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You buy a dog, because you are tired of sweeping up crumbs four times a day.
Your iPod has such hits as "Cho Cho Soul" and "Peanut butter Jelly Time" You say "What was that sweety" to a stranger who wasn't speaking loud enough for you to hear. |
Anonymous
Yes! and: ...the intern says you have sticker on your butt, and you realize your coworkers are so used to it they don't even notice. |
Anonymous
| You ask the waitress at Chevy's for "more chippies please" when you're out with your girlfriends... |
Anonymous
My MIL gave me one! EEK... |
Anonymous
| You drive a mini van...not only that but it has a "baby on board" sign and a "kids first" license plate. beep, beep, mommy coming through... |
Anonymous
| you look inside the DVD player when your missing your ID badge |