you know you're a mom when...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:you have decided which one of the Wiggles you think is hottest.

Well, definitely Greg.

[Anonymous]

I used to be a Greg person, but Anthony has grown on me, especially now that Greg is Sam.

[Anonymous]

You accidently shush a big wig at work when he is not using his inside voice.

[Anonymous]

you don't go away for 4th of july because you caught pinkeye from your preschooler.

[Anonymous]

-you dream of running away on a l--o-n--g vacation but then you catch yourself missing your kids when you're simply out at an afternoon movie without them.

[Anonymous]

You have a dream that you're on a long train ride sitting next to and having a conversation with Elmo. In case you're interested, we talked about the election.

[Anonymous]

You're alone in your car and find yourself exclaiming, "Ohhh, look at the choo-choo!!" when the freight train passes by.

Your at mom's night out and a plane flies overhead and you immediately think "Airplane!" and miss your dear son.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:...you find stray cheerios and a random toddler sock in your purse.

add yours!

Absolutely

[Anonymous]

You know all the words to the Little Einsteins songs.

You know the PBS Kids morning lineup.

You know every playground within a ten mile radius.

You order your kid's Happy Meal with a special order hamburger for him--pickles and ketchup only please!

You can feed your baby and read a book to your toddler at the same time.

[Anonymous]

without even thinking about it, you lick your finger and clean your kid's face with it...

I *never* thought I'd see the day when I did that.

Anonymous wrote:You're alone in your car and find yourself exclaiming, "Ohhh, look at the choo-choo!!" when the freight train passes by.
Your at mom's night out and a plane flies overhead and you immediately think "Airplane!" and miss your dear son.

Oh yes! I get excited every time I see a bus or a fire engine or a choo choo... like, who can I point this out to?!

[Anonymous]

Anthony is definitely the hottest Wiggle.

[Anonymous]

you understand your mom!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:you understand your mom!

Hear, hear

[Anonymous]

You are looking for a pen in your briefcase in court and find a binky and a pull-up.

You look forward to playing mommy dolphin and baby dolphin at the pool.

You have a "favorite" playground.

[Anonymous]

You look forward to Friday night so you can get in your PJ's with DS and snuggle and relax.