PLEASE explain those "family" stickers on the backs of minivans and SUVs...

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Anonymous wrote:Can someone explain the Star Wars = Republican connection?

Darth Vader. Need we say more?

Anyone who likes any series or story line that has a a central evil character is Republican?

That doesn't even leave the Democrats with the Smurfs!

I'm the PP. I'm sorry. Was feeling a bit knee jerk just then. Can I take it back?

Only if Gargamel agrees.

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I think you should just get laminates of your kids' birth certificates and stick them on the window.

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We have a no sticker policy for our cars, but if we didn't, I would get these stickers. Not because I feel a need to advertise my family make up, as somebody said, but because they are cute and fun! Now to all the sticker haters, you seem pathetic. Do you REALLY pat yourself on the back for freaking putting mock family stickers on your car because you hate them THAT MUCH? Really? So you hate them so much that you allowed them to dictate what you put on your car just to make fun of them? Really? Cause let me burst your bubble for a second, and I promise I'll be gentle: whether or not they portrait your family or not, YOUR STILL HAVE THE FREAKING STICKERS! But you just hate them oh so much? That's moronic. I don't get why people get so up their ass about what's on other people's car anyway.

You do realize this is just a funny vent right? Do you really think anyone on this post is completely pathetic simply because they hate these stickers? Do you really think they pat themselves on the back about it? I think they are completely dorky so I fall into the " I hate them" category so I guess my entire life is pathetic and I need to get a life. Mind you this "hatred" of mine probably occupies about a nano second of my time every month (unless of course there is a post on DCUM and then it occupies a couple of minutes). PP you are a bit defensive and overwraught.

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Anonymous wrote:In my home country there's a movement to "boycott" the happy family sticker movement. They sell prostitute moms pimp dads addict kids and booze bottles to put on the hands. The pets are dirty and handicapped.

It's a success!

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Anonymous wrote:No, OP, you're clearly not trying to be snarky. This is a burning question that you need an answer to, and you can't for the life of you imagine any reason why anyone has these stickers. You truly need someone to explain it to you. Could it be that everyone doesn't have the same taste as you and that some people just think the stickers are cute and fun to have on their cars? That wasn't something that crossed your mind, so you needed to post on here? Really?

If you don't like them, don't put them on your car. Who cares what's on someone else's car?

Huh. Well, I . . . suppose . . . it's not out of the realm of possibility that some people could think they are just cute. Hard for me to believe, though, since they're so obviously beyond cheesy. There's no accounting for taste, I guess. But I always pictured the people driving those cas as also wearing puffy sweatshirts. Likely Beadazzled.

Or quilted jackets. Ugh.

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That doesn't even leave the Democrats with the Smurfs!

Didn't you know that the Smurfs are based on the Klan?

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Anonymous wrote:In my home country there's a movement to "boycott" the happy family sticker movement. They sell prostitute moms pimp dads addict kids and booze bottles to put on the hands. The pets are dirty and handicapped.

It's a success!

I am in my car ALL the time and I have never seen one!

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Anonymous wrote:My DH likes to joke that they're there to let burglars know how many people to watch out for when they're robbing a house.

Actually that would be a good burglary deterrent. Burglars don't like houses with kids because schedules are erratic and the likelihood of someone being home during the day is high.

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I see these "sticker cars" and pray for the end-of-days because I plan on using these "sticker people" as shields, as they will be among the firsts to be eaten or killed by whatever.

And... The "sticks" are a bit of misadvertising, as clearly 95% of the "sticker cars" are driven by fat loads carting around their fat and disgusting to look at f@ck trophies.

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I have actually seen ones that commemorate a miscarriage or a child that has died...creepy

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Anonymous wrote:I have actually seen ones that commemorate a miscarriage or a child that has died...creepy

Wait, what?? How did that look? Was it just a baby?

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Anonymous wrote:Can someone explain the Star Wars = Republican connection?

Darth Vader. Need we say more?

As a nerdy Star Wars fan and a Democrat, Darth Vader might be a Republican but Yoda is definitely a Dem. I see the GOP to be more of the Klingons from Star Trek.

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe it's for the parents to be able to count the snowflakes the Lord has blessed them with, so that they don't leave any behind

didn't you mean "f@ck trophies"?

I prefer the term "crotch droppings."

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Anonymous wrote:I have actually seen ones that commemorate a miscarriage or a child that has died...creepy

Wait, what?? How did that look? Was it just a baby?

Not the PP, but I've seen them too. It's a baby or kid with wings and/or halo. Usually postitioned slightly higher than the other kids. I think any death memorialization on a car is creepy and inappropriate, but that's another thread.

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Wait, what?? How did that look? Was it just a baby?


Not the PP, but I've seen them too. It's a baby or kid with wings and/or halo. Usually postitioned slightly higher than the other kids. I think any death memorialization on a car is creepy and inappropriate, but that's another thread.

Holy shit.

But why stop there, come to think of it?

You can also add dead Grandpa, lay him horizontally and put a little headstone behind him. Lay Grandma next to him, also horizontally, and put 'Xs' where their eyes used to be. Maybe add deceased Uncle Daniel too, but add a bottle in his hand since he died of cirrhosis.