PLEASE explain those "family" stickers on the backs of minivans and SUVs...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe a bit of digression, but what I meant was, our Marine+mom-with-long-skirt+horsebackrider+avid reader+dancer+MMA+mini-Marine+fairy princess+chef+naked baby+dog+multiple cats+multiple guinea pigs+homebirth+veteran+homeschooling vehicle looks funny next to the gleaming liberal luxury car in the driveway of the vacation house, but we still love each other. All you need is love...

Oh good, it's the 8-kid homeschooler. You realize that you're almost as recognizable as the bouquet bride, right? Not quite as crazy . . . but there's still time. I bet you can pull it off. I have faith in you.

Hey, don't pick on HSMOE! She the sanest person here, 8 kids notwithstanding.

I am so completely touched by your chivalry! But HSMOE is no more. And our stickers changed. It is HSMON now

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's so wrong of me, but whenever I see these idiotic things emblazoned on the back of a minivan, I immediately think "SAHM with no life but her kids".

Yes, I know, Judgey McJudgerson.

I think EXACTLY the same thing.

[Anonymous]

Like an earlier PP said, I don't care what others want to decorate their car with. In this case, I think the people outlines are kind of cute.

[Anonymous]

I generally seem them on SUVs with incompetent assholes driving dangerously, often with at least one of their rugrats on board.... Darwin's waiting room in action?

[Anonymous]

synechdoche is for people who can't spell "metaphor."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I generally seem them on SUVs with incompetent assholes driving dangerously, often with at least one of their rugrats on board.... Darwin's waiting room in action?

Actually, I see them most on minivans . . .

[Anonymous]

They are used as an ego boost. The same reason they had kids.

[Anonymous]

They are used as an ego boost. The same reason they had kids.

Oooh, thanks for sharing that little gem TWO MONTHS after this annoying thread finally died. Really, that was totally worth resurrecting it.

[Anonymous]

It is a discreet sign that they are swingers.....

seriously it used to be white rocks now it is this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It is a discreet sign that they are swingers.....

seriously it used to be white rocks now it is this.

Guess it's time for the sticker--I put white rocks out and nothing happened.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In my home country there's a movement to "boycott" the happy family sticker movement. They sell prostitute moms pimp dads addict kids and booze bottles to put on the hands. The pets are dirty and handicapped.

It's a success!

that's awesome! what counry are you in that does those subversive stickers?

[Anonymous]

sorry, that'll be 'country'

[Anonymous]

I really like that one above!

[Anonymous]

Saw this one today. Hilarious!

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Many times, I forget who's in my family and I find that these stickers help me remember. Otherwise, I might leave the grocery store parking lot without the requisite number of kids.

Good one.