Comic Nikki Glaser before and after pics

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Anonymous wrote:She looks way older than 40. I don't think a face lift in 2026 will change that.

I find her detestable. Knowing she was ugly growing up makes a lot of sense. She is deeply neurotic and has arrested development. Her routine is creepy for a man or woman in their 40s. Being a Swiftie and vulgarly bragging about “banging” random men? Um, okay.

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Heard her on Howard Stern last year in a long form interview. She wasn’t funny in the slightest and sounded like she’s been seeing a therapist five times a week for 20 years. Just really insufferable psychotherapy babble.

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14540733/Nikki-Glaser-40-plastic-surgery-spray-tans.html

She was cute before, just a little softer with reddish blonde hair, etc.

She talks about how being hotter makes people treat you better—hence the bleached hair, spray tan, nose job, and super skinny body.

Honestly, I think the long platinum blonde hair parted in the middle is the biggest difference.

Not sure she needed a nose job.

She was cute before and I think she looks good now. She hasn't gone too overboard - yet.

Looking at her before, I do wish people would dial back on the spray tan. It's striking how fake and weird it looks.

And good on her for speaking out on Ozempic/semaglutides.

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Anonymous wrote:I think she looks much prettier on video than in still photos.

I saw her hosting awards (was it golden globes? I forget) and she looked absolutely gorgeous in the many outfits she wore, and she was funny. It was my first time seeing her and I was impressed.

I really enjoyed her hosting too. I thought she was very attractive, more so than she looks in the photos.

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Some of you people commenting are some real nasty work.

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She’s hot and likes sex. I can see why people here have a problem with that.

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Anonymous wrote:She’s hot and likes sex. I can see why people here have a problem with that.

Honestly, I’ve discovered that the people I know IRL who talk about sex a lot typically aren’t having it much.

And I bet people like Glazer and Chelsea Handler are in that same boat.

Apparently Handler’s “boyfriend” is a mountain man in another state who she occasionally visits.

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Anonymous wrote:She’s hot and likes sex. I can see why people here have a problem with that.

Yes, we’re so jealous of a spinster cat lady “comedian” telling vile “jokes” men write for her.

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Her bit at the Mark Twain Prize this year was flat out hilarious.

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Anonymous wrote:She's 100% right. I am a Nikki Glaser type: I look fine a little heavy, nobody would look at me and think I look terrible, BUT, I get actually thin and it's like being Cinderella at the ball every day. It is transformative. So people gatekeeping Ozempic from people like me or her are just trying to keep people from looking their best optimal self and living their best optimal lives.

You can't lose 20 pounds through diet, exercise and lifestyle changes?

Wow, that sounds so easy I wonder why everyone doesn't do it?

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Anonymous wrote:I thought she was cute before — current look is slightly more generic and not really better or worse. Her legs do look more toned and the spray tan helps a lot with legs. I’m not at all vain but wpudl seriously consider something like a spray tan for my legs. Last year I tried the tanning lotion and it didn’t work at all. This summer I might try mixing foundation with my lotion and see if it helps. This is why people used to wear panty hose. There’s very few women whose legs really look good bare — maybe middle eastern or Latina women with enough olive tone.

This stuff is the bomb.

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Anonymous wrote:Better without the honker.

I think her nose looks exactly the same.

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Anonymous wrote:Modern joan rivers

Joan was actually funny.

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I mean I guess it's fine, but what should we say to a DD to looks like the old her?

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Anonymous wrote:I mean I guess it's fine, but what should we say to a DD to looks like the old her?

I mean, it's your child. You should support them and help them build their self-esteem and sense of self-worth outside of their appearance.

But if your child decides they would like a nose job because they recognize the reality of life in this world, then I think you should explore that in a supportive way with them.