Comic Nikki Glaser before and after pics

[Anonymous]

She is 100% correct that people do not want to see you better than them - especially women. They would like to label you and put in a box that you stay in forever. The minute you start making more money, lose weight, look better, etc. you then become competition.

[Anonymous]

She looks a lot better and hotter. Total makeover. Though I'm not a huge fan of the spray tan.

I'm pretty sure she did the weight loss without Ozempic - she's been skinny for quite a while. She probably got a daily trainer. Her legs are amazing.

[Anonymous]

I thought she was cute before — current look is slightly more generic and not really better or worse. Her legs do look more toned and the spray tan helps a lot with legs. I’m not at all vain but wpudl seriously consider something like a spray tan for my legs. Last year I tried the tanning lotion and it didn’t work at all. This summer I might try mixing foundation with my lotion and see if it helps. This is why people used to wear panty hose. There’s very few women whose legs really look good bare — maybe middle eastern or Latina women with enough olive tone.

[Anonymous]

Her look now is more on brand with her comedy style, which is kinda rough around the edges. The new makeup/hair look is a little generic (I'm really over super long wavy hair but that's just me) but she goes for fun fashion choices to show off her body. And she's spunky and confident.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh I don't think she was cute at all before and she still isn't. Sorry.

Be nice.

She looked fine in the before pic…she was just dressed weird for her body. And she’s obviously learned how to do her makeup since her early days.

Now she just looks like a lot of women: skinny, fake tan, and bleached blonde hair with a center part. I mean, she looks like every SEC girl snd their mom. It’s a thing.

Add in all the NCAA tournament moms and NFL wives. That particular shade of blonde with the middle part is kind of the go-to "hot girl" look.

[Anonymous]

I think she looks much prettier on video than in still photos.

[Anonymous]

I hope she didn't spend too much money because she just looks like she lost weight and changed her hair and makeup. I don't see any drastic changes to her face.

[Anonymous]

Pics??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think she looks much prettier on video than in still photos.

I saw her hosting awards (was it golden globes? I forget) and she looked absolutely gorgeous in the many outfits she wore, and she was funny. It was my first time seeing her and I was impressed.

[Anonymous]

She looks the same to me except she is thinner and orange now.

[Anonymous]

If she wasn't in entertainment, she'd still care about her weight but none of the rest would be "necessary."

I know normal people (writers, a chef, some lawyers) who live in LA and sometimes work with Hollywood types. It's another level. Everyone has blindingly white teeth, many have veneers. The fake hair, the dye jobs. Tans. And yes -- thin and fit. Not just actors but a lot of the people who work around them. It creates a lot of pressure to look that way because otherwise you stick out in a negative way.

But if Glaser was in any other field/environment, her "before" would be good enough. She'd lament wanting to lose 15 lbs all the time, unless she became fitness/diet obsessed which some normies do (or took ozempic, which I also don't judge). But she wouldn't feel the pressure for the rest of it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh I don't think she was cute at all before and she still isn't. Sorry.

Sorta horse-faced.

[Anonymous]

Huge improvement. She looks like a homely, middle-aged mom in the before pic.

[Anonymous]

She was always pretty with a Helen Hunt look. She is right about everything…this thread proves it.

[Anonymous]

She looks way older than 40. I don't think a face lift in 2026 will change that.