Give me your Halloween costume ideas please!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Husband: Hunter Biden with a fake gun, shirtless, in underwear,
and cigarette hanging out of mouth (from the nude pen** pic)

You: his hooker

If you are older and have saggy balls
Husband : Orange, fat and ugly, wearing a diaper - Donald "Diaper" Trump
You: His East European hooker or Melania - same costume

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Going as a dog & cat wearing signs requesting Haitians to eat more chicken.

Ha ha! Best.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Husband: Hunter Biden with a fake gun, shirtless, in underwear,
and cigarette hanging out of mouth (from the nude pen** pic)

You: his hooker

If you are older and have saggy balls
Husband : Orange, fat and ugly, wearing a diaper - Donald "Diaper" Trump
You: His East European hooker or Melania - same costume

Fat people are disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Going as a dog & cat wearing signs requesting Haitians to eat more chicken.

Ha ha! Best.

That really is a good one.

[Anonymous]

Breaker Raygun and an Olympic judge

[Anonymous]

Cannibal chicken:
Wearing a chicken onesie and carrying around a bucket of nuggets

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Priest and a pregnant nun

Tarts and Vicars is a classic UK party. I went to dozens of them when I worked in London.

Some pretentious twit tried to do this as my law school in the 90s (having returned from his time at Oxford) and was rightfully cancelled. It’s a tacky and sexist idea. Sorry Brits — normally I love your humor but this one does not cross the pond well!

A lot has happened since the 1990s. Many vicars are now women or men who have come out of the closet. All sorts of interesting twists but then you'd probably pop your clogs over a Guy Fawkes bonfire.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Husband: Hunter Biden with a fake gun, shirtless, in underwear,
and cigarette hanging out of mouth (from the nude pen** pic)

You: his hooker

If you are older and have saggy balls
Husband : Orange, fat and ugly, wearing a diaper - Donald "Diaper" Trump
You: His East European hooker or Melania - same costume

Proving once again that Republicans are more clever than Democrats.

[Anonymous]

Dr Jeckyll

[Anonymous]

Super Agents 86 (Maxwell Smart) and 69

Don’t forget your shoe phone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Please cross reference the dcum thread here about inappropriate costumes!

+1

You need to avoid offensive costumes.

Nooo. The entire point is to push boundaries and shock people.

[Anonymous]

A priest and a Catholic school girl.

[Anonymous]

^ I meant a priest and a pregnant Catholic school girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Husband: Hunter Biden with a fake gun, shirtless, in underwear,
and cigarette hanging out of mouth (from the nude pen** pic)

You: his hooker

If you are older and have saggy balls
Husband : Orange, fat and ugly, wearing a diaper - Donald "Diaper" Trump
You: His East European hooker or Melania - same costume

Proving once again that Republicans are more clever than Democrats.

And frugal too. Imagine that EE Hooker and Melania is one and the same costume!!

And not only that, you could have Stormy Daniels and Ivanka Trump wearing the same costume and go as Diaper Don's Dreamgirl. Triple D - DDD.

[Anonymous]

This was a very successful couples costume, and easy to get the everything: https://keikolynn.com/2016/10/mary-poppins-and-bert-couples-costume/