Give me your Halloween costume ideas please!

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Ma and Pa from Little House on the Prairie

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wear a black trash bag and wear dark glasses and a cane and say you're a blind date

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Barbie and Ken

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Going as a dog & cat wearing signs requesting Haitians to eat more chicken.

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The Convicted Rapist and Melanoma

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One year at a school party during the school day, a dad of a student showed up dressed as your presidential-candidate-in-'16-now convicted felon. It was the scariest costume. Please please do not scare the kids again.

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Anonymous wrote:My husband and I have been invited to three parties this year. We're not very creative and find the process of coming up with costumes to be very challenging. Please send me some ideas!

BBL Drizzy and Millie Bobbie Brown

[Anonymous]

Stevie Nicks and Lindsay Buckingham

Sonny and Cher

Bill and Hilary circa 1990s (so you can wear a headband)

members of the Kiss Army

[Anonymous]

Here is a good place to start



https://www.parents.com/holiday/halloween/navigating-questionable-halloween-costumes/

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Anonymous wrote:Priest and a pregnant nun

Tarts and Vicars is a classic UK party. I went to dozens of them when I worked in London.

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Anonymous wrote:Please cross reference the dcum thread here about inappropriate costumes!

+1

You need to avoid offensive costumes.

Doug Emhoff and the Nanny.

Doug Emoff has got quite a hand, a 'strong' man he is.

Meh, he's not a Morehouse Man --- Kamala married down.

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What about our temporary second moon? One of you could go as the night sky or the other one could go as our first moon.

I hate all these political ones, or the slutty anything or the ones that make fun of people with crappy lives (eg pregnant prom girl).

A classic is Indiana jones and Marian from the first Indy movie. It’s easy because most men have a leather jacket so you just need to buy a fedora and whip and the woman is wearing a button down shirt, and I think tan pants and you could make from cardboard the necklace where she says “I’m your goddam partner.”

Superman and Lois is another classic that’s easy — Superman t shirt for him, fake black glasses, out a button down over the t shirt and open it like he’s about to rip it off. You can wear business clothes and carry a notebook and pen behind your ear plus a press badge.

One time we did muppets also … I went as miss piggy with pig ears and a pig nose, curled my hair and wore a cocktail dress with long gloves. That was fun. He didn’t want to do Kermit so he did Rolf with a brown sweatshirt, dog ears and dog face paint. But Kermit would be better with a green sweatshirt and face paint. We dressed our dog as Fozzie Bear.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Priest and a pregnant nun

Tarts and Vicars is a classic UK party. I went to dozens of them when I worked in London.

Some pretentious twit tried to do this as my law school in the 90s (having returned from his time at Oxford) and was rightfully cancelled. It’s a tacky and sexist idea. Sorry Brits — normally I love your humor but this one does not cross the pond well!

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You need to be especially careful of your costume selection, if you are white.

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My thirteen year old is going as an IRS agent