Taylor’s new (ew?) album

[Anonymous]

lol! So many opinions about an album no one has heard yet.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why anyone dates her knowing they’ll just be fodder for her next album. I also think it’s embarrassing to keep singing about every ex of yours when you’re in your 30s

This. I adore Olivia Rodrigo's Sour album. Young love, young heartbreak, her fans can relate. But come on, Taylor, you are a grown up now. Start acting like one. And I don't hate her. I actually like a decent number of her songs. I dislike how she treated Olivia Rodrigo, when Olivia was a teenager and Taylor was 30+! But whatever. She sells music.

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Anonymous wrote:How do you know what her boyfriends group chat was called?

His group chat was the tortured men’s club, lol.

Her album is the tortured poets club.

Tortured poets department, not club. Apparently Taylor's album is more of a required course and Joes group chat is more of an extracurricular.

The track list makes me tired, honestly. Her releasing it a year to the day after [totally unsubstantiated, probably false] cheating rumors about Joe started circulating, leading to a bunch of Swifties torturing the poor girl Joe was filming with in Hungary at the time (he and Taylor were already broken up when people started saying he must of cheated on her with is actress, which makes NO sense). Choosing that timing does not feel like a coincidence, especially given the album title and track list.

She seems like a spiteful, mean little person. She's very publicly been linked to two guys since she and Alwyn split, and he hasn't been romantically linked to anyone (again, fans just decided he was dating his costar based on nothing). He is minding his own business, she is making drama. What a messy ______.

I don't even like Joe Alwyn. I didn't make it past 2 episodes of Conversations with Friends, it was so boring. But he doesn't seem like a villain worth torturing.

Do you think maybe she had a different relationship to him and knew him better than watching 1.5 episodes of a tv show?

Chris Rock suggested he wanted to talk shi_ about his ex but he would not do it because he has the platform and she doesn’t.

Ethics.

Some celebrities are grownups.

OP

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[Anonymous]

She sold more pre-sales of this album that any other she has released. Clearly the fans love it. Why would she stop? Haters gonna hate.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why anyone dates her knowing they’ll just be fodder for her next album. I also think it’s embarrassing to keep singing about every ex of yours when you’re in your 30s

Usually, the people who always harp on on how bad and awful their exes are the ones with the problem

There goes 75% of all songs, complaining, processing, and emoting about something!

Then the other 25% of all songs are about the high of being in love! Woo hoo!

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Anonymous wrote:She sold more pre-sales of this album that any other she has released. Clearly the fans love it. Why would she stop? Haters gonna hate.

So true. The haters are hating on Joe. I see them in the TS Facebook fan groups wondering if Joe has keeled over and making fun of the circles under his eyes. This is the word Taylor creates, and it's a mean one.

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Anonymous wrote:I saw she named her album after her ex boyfriend’s group chat with his friends.

Then I saw the track titles and was thinking, “yuck.”

Looks like the Joe Breakup Album is here.

I’m not looking forward to it.

It’s not a great look that he hasn’t said anything about her and she’s like “and another thing!” Over and over.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why anyone dates her knowing they’ll just be fodder for her next album. I also think it’s embarrassing to keep singing about every ex of yours when you’re in your 30s

Hint: a lot of her "breakup songs" aren't about romantic relationships. IIRC, nothing on Folklore is about an ex-boyfriend. Most of Evermore is not.

She's released songs about a miscarriage/abortion, her mom having cancer, historical figures, sexism, a high school football team, a suicidal alcoholic (Bigger Than The Whole Sky, Soon You'll Get Better, Last Great American Dynasty, The Man, Long Live, This Is Me Trying). But she wrote breakup songs and that makes her a whiny s**t. How many songs did the Beatles write about relationships?

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why anyone dates her knowing they’ll just be fodder for her next album. I also think it’s embarrassing to keep singing about every ex of yours when you’re in your 30s

Hint: a lot of her "breakup songs" aren't about romantic relationships. IIRC, nothing on Folklore is about an ex-boyfriend. Most of Evermore is not.

She's released songs about a miscarriage/abortion, her mom having cancer, historical figures, sexism, a high school football team, a suicidal alcoholic (Bigger Than The Whole Sky, Soon You'll Get Better, Last Great American Dynasty, The Man, Long Live, This Is Me Trying). But she wrote breakup songs and that makes her a whiny s**t. How many songs did the Beatles write about relationships?

Or they have double meanings and go beyond relationship that is surface level, like Miss Americana.

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Anonymous wrote:I saw she named her album after her ex boyfriend’s group chat with his friends.

Then I saw the track titles and was thinking, “yuck.”

Looks like the Joe Breakup Album is here.

I’m not looking forward to it.

It’s not a great look that he hasn’t said anything about her and she’s like “and another thing!” Over and over.

I wonder if that's because he's too classy/private to kiss and tell, or because she makes everyone sign NDAs.