She leaves a plate of food! No joke. |
That’s the saddest thing I’ve read here in a long time. |
She sounds delightfully eccentric. Love how you needed to throw in that she was never married! |
What kind of food? Filet mignon? |
You sound kind of squirrely yourself. Feeding them won't make them breed more. They just get fat and lazy. They are quite capable of getting all the food they need from nature. Feeding them, like feeding hummingbirds is just cheap entertainment. |
Get some cats! |
Have you ever had a rat inside your house? Not a mouse, but a rat. If you have you would understand. |
Well, mine eats squirrels, and seems very happy when heading home with a fat one in its mouth. |
PP here. The cats are her "babies," and we never complain. I can assure you though that it's a problem because she leaves bowls of cat food around here home. They attract roaches and other creatures. |
+1 Some of these posters are clueless. |
DO NOT DO THIS PP is an idiot and an @sshole. Do not use poisons. Poisoning the squirrels poisons the hawks, etc. Only PP should get poison peanuts, for themself. OP should draw straws in their anti-squirrel group and decide who is going to speak with the squirrel lady, if you really want to be the sort of person who makes a big deal about squirrels. ![]() |
Yes, I had a rat. I wanted to move or burn down the house. I still think it’s sad to never have so much as a bird in your yard. |
I leave cat food. |
Y’all need to get the fxck over this.
Don’t want squirrels where you live? Buy a condo in a high rise and advocate for less encroaching on thrit habitat by SFHs. Honestly. I have a few squirrels come eat at my house and they bring me so much joy just watching them because they’re so cute. I hope EVERY one of you squirrel haters who do horrible sh*t like poison/trap them… are reincarnated as a squirrel that also experiences being trapped/poisioned. Honestly, disgusting and horrible humans. |
+1 And I say this as someone who also deals with rats and mice. The only poison given, should be to PPs who buy homes that used tp be squirrel/rat/mice natural environment, and now think it would be acceptable to put poison out for ANY creature to come and consume/eat poisoned creature and then also be poisoned. |