Colby vs. American vs. Pepper Jack for a social girl who is really into math, science and cheese

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Something about this thread just doesn't smell right....

Limburger State, no doubt.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How would my high stats, STEM-focused DD do at Casein Western?

Students are very competitive and study all the time, but they still find a whey to have fun.

PP quoted and thanks for wheying in.

DD thinks Casein Western is the GOAT. Ricotta get her there somehow.

[Anonymous]

PP and also need to ask about Rocquefort U/RU.

I know Rocquefort has a party school rep and is in a Blue State but anything else to consider fromage FCPS/high stats/STEM focused kid?

[Anonymous]

All these cheese puns really grate on me.

[Anonymous]

My child is lactose intolerant, will any of these schools make accommodations?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:All these cheese puns really grate on me.

Argh, I'm surprised you mustard up the courage to post that comment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All these cheese puns really grate on me.

Argh, I'm surprised you mustard up the courage to post that comment.

I relish in the opportunity to say things like that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All these cheese puns really grate on me.

Argh, I'm surprised you mustard up the courage to post that comment.

I relish in the opportunity to say things like that.

I like you and your well-Krafted response.

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Anonymous wrote:Make sure you read Cheeses That Change Lives. It contains many hidden gems.

More like a marketing consortium to sell moldy cheese as Roquefort.

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Anonymous wrote:We loved the Roquefort tour, but some of the dorms were really old and moldy smelling.

The smell is a feature, not a bug. Perhaps it's not the right cultural fit for you.

[Anonymous]

We are considering Velveeta U, but the academics are a little soft.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My child is lactose intolerant, will any of these schools make accommodations?

I’ve heard the hard ones are better for students like your DC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We are considering Velveeta U, but the academics are a little soft.

True, but that enables a square to fit into a circle.

[Anonymous]

Your child will never get into Pepper Jack, SCHEV don’t support it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How would my high stats, STEM-focused DD do at Casein Western?

My child is studying string cheese theory there. We’re so pleased that he didn’t end up at some low rennet school.