How long does it take you to eat a pint of ice cream?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH takes the 4 servings printed on the container literally and will stretch one pint over four days. For me, it’s two servings max. How about you?

To the posters who will inevitably come in to scold gross, overweight Americans, assume this is a once-in-a-while treat and not an every night thing.

If I am on my period, pregnant, and I really like the flavor =1 serving. Outside of those it can take me 3/4-2 weeks to finish it over 4-6 servings.

[Anonymous]

45 minutes in one sinful binge

Or 2 servings

[Anonymous]

About 6 months.

[Anonymous]

I am healthy and fit but cannot related to anyone who can keep a pint of ben and jerrys or Jeni's in the freezer for a month+! Wuuuhhh??

[Anonymous]

Two servings, so two days.

[Anonymous]

Two sittings. The serving size of 4 on the package has always made me laugh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Husband and I usually take a few bites and then pitch it to avoid eating the rest when bored. I know it's wasteful but so is pointlessly eating such a sugary fatty food. And honestly, most pints aren't even THAT good; they often have too much junk or taste cheap. It also seems they're frequently thawed and refrozen, which creates an unsmooth sort of icy texture. The only pint that is addicting to us is Jeni's goat cheese and red cherries.

Why are you buying $11 ice cream to just throw it away?

Goat cheese and cheese ice cream and “we only eat a few bites and throw the rest away” is the most hilariously DCUM post I’ve ever seen in my life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Husband and I usually take a few bites and then pitch it to avoid eating the rest when bored. I know it's wasteful but so is pointlessly eating such a sugary fatty food. And honestly, most pints aren't even THAT good; they often have too much junk or taste cheap. It also seems they're frequently thawed and refrozen, which creates an unsmooth sort of icy texture. The only pint that is addicting to us is Jeni's goat cheese and red cherries.

Why are you buying $11 ice cream to just throw it away?

Goat cheese and cheese ice cream and “we only eat a few bites and throw the rest away” is the most hilariously DCUM post I’ve ever seen in my life.

Ugh, cherry, not cheese, obviously. Thanks, Autocorrect.

[Anonymous]

This thread is blowing my mind maybe more than any other DCUM thread ever. I just polished off a Phish Food Ben & Jerry's pint in under 15 minutes. I'd love to eat more, but that would just be over-the-top gluttonous.

[Anonymous]

About half and hour. It's one serving to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:3-4 servings. Not because I’m calorie conscious, only because more than that upsets my stomach.

Where can I get high fat, low sugar (NO SUGAR ALCOHOLS) ice cream?

[Anonymous]

2 servings. I only buy it once a month or so.

[Anonymous]

Two servings. One if I'm depressed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am healthy and fit but cannot related to anyone who can keep a pint of ben and jerrys or Jeni's in the freezer for a month+! Wuuuhhh??

I am not super healthy and pretty unfit (but average weight) - I get one of those tiny single serving cups and only eat 1-2 small bites at a time when I think about it, which is maybe once every week or two weeks, so it lasts a month.

Most ice cream I just find too sweet and it hurts my teeth!

[Anonymous]

2-6 servings depending flavour and mood. But I generally don't have it every day so it can last anywhere from a few days to a month depending on what's going on in my life. Vanilla will generally last longest, since I only like it in specific situations (like on pumpkin pie) and in most of them I prefer whipped cream. Chocolate peanut butter will be gone the fastest, especially if I'm pregnant.