Quarantine Confessions (share yours here)

[Anonymous]

I hate my small ugly husband. He has a tiny p and is losing his hair.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hate my small ugly husband. He has a tiny p and is losing his hair.

Have you just started hating him, or was this case for a long time?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Introvert here. This situation is my dream come true. The only time I get alone is my drive to and from work. I am a teacher and a single parent. My kid started online school today and I can just read books and nap. I will be fine going on like this for weeks! The only thing better would be if I were stuck alone on a tropical island with nobody around but lots of alcohol. But this is almost as good!

Teacher- what district are you in that Is not requiring you to work?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I hate my small ugly husband. He has a tiny p and is losing his hair.

Have you just started hating him, or was this case for a long time?

No I don’t always hate him. It was good in the beginning. Now I see him for the tiny fugly b that he is.

[Anonymous]

How did you not notice he was ugly, when you first met him?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hate my small ugly husband. He has a tiny p and is losing his hair.

I just snorted my wine. Which, yes, I am drinking at 4:15.

[Anonymous]

People who judge single and only children suck. My son has two deceased siblings....

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I hate my small ugly husband. He has a tiny p and is losing his hair.

I just snorted my wine. Which, yes, I am drinking at 4:15.

Soul sister! Some merlot almost flew out my nose at this one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m obsessed with buying decorative protective face masks from online vendors. I’ve purchased over 20 so far, and I’m nowhere near being finished. There just so cute and stylish!

Me too. I scroll the internet for cute masks. I won't stop buying til each person in my family has 7. I just got 5 so far. I am waiting for them to come in though so I don't know about quality yet. Where have you found the best ones that look cute.
Monday I totally napped and watch Little Fires Everywhere they whole day. I wish I could get a pedicure and get my hair done. Other than that....I could be totally be a hermit and love it.

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Anonymous wrote:My dh has finally been called back in to work and I am so excited about him being gone.

Oh I understand this. I am so sick of being "supervised".

OMG SAME SAME SAME SAME.

DH is holed up in our bedroom area "working" (with the TV on usually) and I have nowhere to go to escape the kids. Every once in awhile, he comes out and comments on what I am doing, what I COULD be doing, ideas for what I should be doing, etc. etc. etc.

This would be my dream scenario...DH called back to work and I still work from home. He is too loud and talks all the damn time. At work I have my own office and can zone out when I need to or have a quiet moment to think about something before I send an email/make a phone call. I can't do that here at home with him yapping in my ear or laughing like a hyena while I'm trying to think.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that when my parent lingered in a nursing home for 4 years, Coronavirus would have been a blessing. You get to the point where your parent is legally alive, but not living.

There are entire communities where the elderly are kind of warehoused and dependent upon aides to dress, bathe, move, toilet, diaper change, feed and otherwise attend to and it’s all impersonal and isolating. My parent was in a lauded, expensive facility in a private room and it was beyond depressing and dire. We hired a private duty aide and visited to ensure our parent was rarely alone. Otherwise, the frail elderly are left alone for hours. Call buttons ignored.

My parent literally wasted away and died while sleeping. I’ve changed my medical directive that I am not be be kept alive by any extraordinary means/DNR.

This. I think coronvirus in nursing homes is an act of kindness from the universe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People who judge single and only children suck. My son has two deceased siblings....

+ a million! Not as tragic as your situation, but I had four miscarriages, including one after a strong heartbeat was found. Do, my DD is an only child. At a school event, another parent literally laughed at me for having only one child and how I never had any right to complain about parenthood (I never do anyway because I don’t want to be judged) and how easy it must be. Sometimes I just want to tell people like this about the miscarriages so they feel like sh!t.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How did you not notice he was ugly, when you first met him?

Or about the p?

[Anonymous]

I want to have sex with someone besides my DH.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m about to rub my spouse in sardine oil.

with or without cats?