Sorry you're poor
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Anonymous
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Actually I'm not. I didn't come from money. Lower middle class at best and a shitty mid western town that is slowly decaying due to offshoring.
Sorry you didn't choose a major in college that has high paying mid career salary and went with a liberal arts degree that makes you feel smart but pays $30k a year. You should have taken out loans like me and gone to business school. Sorry you didn't take a job fraught with risk and move to the budding new Silicon Valley of nova with a ton of student debt but with hope for the upside. Actually nope not sorry at all. The heated seats in my GL550 warm my soul. |
Anonymous
| Sorry your penis is small. |
Anonymous
| You have no soul. |
Anonymous
LOL. That about sums it up. |
Anonymous
| Making popcorn and pumpkin spiced latte... |
Anonymous
But the heated seats in his GL550 warm it just the same. 
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Anonymous
| Yanno, OP, it's possible to have a similar story and not be a douche about it. |
Anonymous
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Wow OP, show your insecurity much?
When you can trade your GL class for my G class, give me a call. |
Anonymous
| I'm not poor either, but I feel bad for people who derive any self worth from how much money they have, or what kind of car they drive. I could afford a dozen of OP's car just based on liquidity alone. My car is 13 years old. It works just fine. It does the job, but my happiness isn't dependent on it. |
Anonymous
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Sorry, don't believe you, OP. |
Anonymous
| Thank you for posting this, OP! I've been struggling with how to explain the difference between a democrat and a republican to my five year old, and now I can simply read your post and explain that republicans are ignorant, selfish people who only care about themselves. Thanks again! |
Anonymous
| Tiny but warm willy |
Anonymous
| Sorry you're such an insecure asshole. Actually I'm not. You seem to think high paying job and expensive depreciating objects equate happiness and not having those things equals unhappiness. Sounds like you didn't learn much at all in life. And for that I do feel sorry for you. Actually I don't. Because you're an asshole you'll never really be truly happy and you'll be constantly chasing money thinking you're chasing happiness. But it will always elude you until you lose the attitude. |
Anonymous
| OP, perhaps you could use some of your wealth to hire someone to edit your on-line posts. Your grasp of grammar is lacking. |
Anonymous
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OP, what's your motivation in posting this? To show that you're pleased with yourself? Who cares? It seems that your success has turned you into a colossal ass, if you weren't one already.
I don't even know what a GL550 is. I assume it's a fancy car? Not even on my radar. |