The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Looks like Ivanka went shopping with Kayleeee

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Ivanka went shopping with Kayleeee

I bet the whole time KKKaylee kept saying thing to Vanky like, "Oh, I wish I had the hips to fill out that dress. It's so hard when you're THIS OMG TINY to find ANYTHING that fits."

And Vanky probably spent the whole time saying, "Oh I WISH I had no boobs like you but if I want to inherit DADDEE's evil empire I have to look like that lady Stormy. It's just so HARD to finagle a few hundred million dollars anymore. It must be soo nice not to have to worry about that."

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Seriously, how old is the short one?

I like Tiff's blue dress and want to like the ballet dress but not for a political debate. I really like Melania's suit but it's probably because I have two or more look alikes in my closet. (so standard dc, I'm surprised it's on her body).

Also, I like boobs, I really do but there's a point where the are too big and just make a woman look like a big blob. I see two blobs. Is Tiff wearing a corset? She looks well contained here.

Tiff has the one foot forward to look slimmer. The dress waist works to make her appear slim.

Melania 1 still holds her hands in off ways...sort of gripped around an imaginary pole.

Melania 2 aka Not Vanessa needs pants that fit. Who told you to wear white?

Melania 1 demonstrates power by not wearing white or blue and by having her own hair color instead of straw blonde.

Lara tides to stand like supermodel poses she saw on Instagram or in Seventeen magazine. It’s not working, honey.

And Ivanka's still working on her standing lessons.

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Blech.

Wow, her twitter pics are so clearly photoshopped compared to this:

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Blech.

Wow, her twitter pics are so clearly photoshopped compared to this:

Wait is that a floor length dress

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Blech.

It’s been bothering me who she looks like now and I think I finally figured it out. She looks totally different than she did a few weeks ago. I think she went to her surgeon/dermatologist/whoever and asked for the Kate Winslet special.

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I think Ivanka let Eric play with scissors again.

Is the woman with Ivanka wearing an American flag ao dai? Oh dear.

Still not as bad as Ivanka's weird shoulder cutouts, though.

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Or oldest quinceanera birthday girl ever?

Her boobs are atrocious.

Bolt on boobs, hair and eyelashes.

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Blech.

Wow, her twitter pics are so clearly photoshopped compared to this:

Not only floor length but also appears to have a nice big front slit. It’s like inappropriate intern + sexy sister wife maybe?

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Actually I like these two photos together:

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Anonymous wrote:OK. I'm confused. Everything I'm reading online is indicating the $70K/year fees for hairstyling was for Big Don, not Barbie Daughter. Can anyone add insight?

I love this thread, but some of the posters are flat out stupid. It was $70K a year for DONALD paid to one of Ivanka's favorite stylists. It was not for Ivanka, and it was not in the past four years.

You’re wrong, there’s more than one deduction:

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Anonymous wrote:OK. I'm confused. Everything I'm reading online is indicating the $70K/year fees for hairstyling was for Big Don, not Barbie Daughter. Can anyone add insight?

I love this thread, but some of the posters are flat out stupid. It was $70K a year for DONALD paid to one of Ivanka's favorite stylists. It was not for Ivanka, and it was not in the past four years.

You’re wrong, there’s more than one deduction:

During his time on The Apprentice from 2004-2015 he paid more than $70,000 on his hair.

Nine of Trump’s businesses have also written off at least $95,464 paid to a favorite hair and makeup artist of Ivanka Trump, who also appeared on The Apprentice.

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Blech.

Wow, her twitter pics are so clearly photoshopped compared to this:

Not only floor length but also appears to have a nice big front slit. It’s like inappropriate intern + sexy sister wife maybe?

I guess it’s tea length. But still wildly inappropriate:

Like stripper meets blue hospital gown:

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Blech.

Does anyone remember that scene in the first Charlie’s Angel where Drew Barrymore’s character shows up to the racetrack and is just ditsy AF and acts all brazen and loose? This is the face she was making.

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Blech.

I don't see whats wrong with this one? Some of her fashion choices are questionable, but this is not bad.

It’s wildly inappropriate for work - please, find me a picture of ANY woman in ANY prior administration in ANY senior advisory role who wore “bras can be tricky” dresses to work.

And some of you biddies are gonna scream at me but she looks unpleasantly plump in this. Hefty. Chubbed up and out.

Also that doen't look like her face. And also I've been stuck home for seven months now trying to keep my husband free of COVID and it doesn't feel great seeing someone part of hte administration who fcked this all up out having a jolly time.

I HATE THEM

Also, watching this with the sound off, it looks like Melanie is threatening to steal children and boil them alive if you don't do what she says, doesn't it? Why is this family so WEIRD?

Her hair looks nice tho

She really does say "each week, during month of October" -- didn't listen to the whole video but replayed that part.