Transplants vs DC Natives

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Anonymous wrote:Transplants are nothing but a bunch government leechers who relocated/moved here for the sole purpose of leeching off of the local economy.


That's the spirit! Way to be grateful to people who revived your piss poor region. Because we all need to live in outhouses, like you do? Really? Tell me more.



Revived our piss poor region?

You seriously think there was nothing here before you arrived and blessed us with your CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, Panera, Cupcakes, WalMart, Target, Best Buy... cookie cutter blandness?


It's the delusional mantra of people who moved here from flyover country and want to feel better about their sad, uncultured, hillbilly background...
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1988 Oct 13 Michael Jackson
1988 Oct 17 Michael Jackson
1988 Oct 18 Michael Jackson
1988 Oct 19 Michael Jackson


Michael Jackson 3 nights in a row?

Are you kidding me?

I'm not even a Michael Jackson fan and I would so go see him over any U Street or H Street venue performer.



I went to the 1980 Bruce Springsteen concert and the 1984 Prince concert. The MJ concerts turned DC upside down - I was in college at that point but remember my younger brother talking about this with glee. There are a whole group of DC natives who remember that week fondly.

That list of concerts is amazing actually!!


It is, except it is from the internet.



What's the point here? That in the 1970's and 1980's there were lots of great 70's and 80's bands playing in DC? Are you somehow under the impression that there aren't lots of great 201X bands playing in DC now? There are. You all sound like a bunch of losers that are living in the past.

You think there are too many chain stores because that is all you ever go to. You think that all the cool neighborhoods are gone because you are too old and lame to go the new cool neighborhoods.

All you old DC natives sound pathetic. Stop living in the past.




^ Says the transplant who is not old enough to remember anything before the year 2000 so he/she has to resort to calling people old.

Look, we already had a transplant on here admit that DC is not as interesting as it used to be.
Everyone with common sense already knows this.
Everyone except for you of course.

Stop buying into all of the hype.




I'm plenty old enough to remember well before they year 2000, thank you very much.

And if you are wandering around insisting that there is no interesting people, places, or things to do in this city - today - then you are the problem. You are lame and stuck in the past. Look in the mirror to find why you are so bored - don't blame new people moving into our city.


Well it's obvious your memories before the year 2000 do not go further back than the mighty morphin power rangers or the teenage mutant ninja turtles because anyone old enough to have participated in adult activities pre 1995 can sympathize with how DC in it's current incarnation is boring and stale when compared to previous eras.

Since you are old enough to remember well before the year 2000 lets discuss some DC area sports so I can determine exactly just how far you go back.

Are you old enough to remember when the Hoyas were in the NCAA basketball championship game for 3 years out of a 4-year span?
Are you old enough to remember when the Bullets had the No. 1 winning percentage in the entire NBA for a decade?
Are you old enough to remember when the Redskins were winning Super Bowls?


Nobody is saying there is "no interesting people, places, or things to do in this city today" they are simply saying the present incarnation of DC is seriously over rated.

Why is it seriously over rated?
So more upscale condos can be sold to unsuspecting, gentrifying urban wannabes.

You cannot accept this because you have been brainwashed to believe all of the gentrification hype.

As soon as someone disagrees with you then suddenly they are "bored, lame and stuck in the past"

I can sit here all night and exchange insults with you but instead of doing that I will just offer you some advice instead.

My advice to you is expand your horizons and do some research so you can understand why so many natives feel the "new people moving into our city" are ruining it beyond repair.



You insist that DC was a utopian wonderland in the 70's and 80's, but the best examples you can come with basically boil down to "the sports teams were pretty good."?

That is lame and pathetic.

Look, I get it natives, like all of us, you have fond memories of the city you grew up in. We always look back on our youth that way. But it is sad if all you can do is wallow in the past and complain about the present. I know plenty of DC natives who loved it then, and love the city now. If you got out more maybe you would do the same.


Sorry dear. It's not an age issue, although I would love to know how old you are, because I'm certain I'm younger.

It's a particular change that has happened in DC.

I "get out" all the time in DC and it doesn't make me feel any better about those changes- in fact it makes me feel worse, sad for the generic sameness that has replaced the once cool city.


That's because you don't get out to today's cool places. You are probably too scared to go these places or your wife won't let you or you have to go to the 1982 Redskins Fan Club meeting or something.


Bahaha.

Again, I'm certain I'm younger than you, and also that I go to cooler places.

Trust me, I go to all the hotspots.

What you don't seem to understand is your version of "cool" isn't other natives'. Like many transplants, you're easily impressed.

I'm sure DC has a lot of cafes and bars that would be considered the epitome of hip in your little small town. But natives grew up here. We dont have the same standards.


+100

The next time some poster on DCUM crows about how 9:30 Club was named one of the best venues in the country (yes, this comes up once a month), I'm going to barf. It's a fine place to see a show and all, but it's not rewriting the damn book on live music and the door crew are Gestapos. And it was here long before you, you weren't the first to discover it, Ms. Pennsyltucky going to see St. Vincent -- I see you.

And don't talk to me about Meketto or some other "so great" establishment. Wow, take a couple types of Asian cuisine and add in overpriced skate fashion. You could get that in NYC 20 years ago at Supreme and then walk less than a mile to Chinatown where they wouldn't charge you $30 an entree.

Union Market? Way to take what is normally meant to serve a community and turn it into a yuppie nightmare. Look at the Reading Terminal Market in Philadelphia or even any of the borderline drug den markets in Baltimore for lessons. There's always Eastern Market but then you have to go to Capitol Hill and god knows that Emmett the lumberjack-bearded artisanal pickle-maker just can't abide riding his bike over there anymore from Brookland, because there is now so.much.bike.traffic. since the influx of these "gentrifiers" who don't know shit about urban bike-riding -- after all Emmett has been here since 2011, goddamit.

And don't all front on here like you're all soooo interested in the damn arts. I had a subscription to the Studio Theater, the Folger, and the Shakespeare for a few years and 85% of the patrons at every show, whether it was a matinee or an evening performance, were positively geriatric. It was pathetic. Do you know how sad it is to go to the Tarell Alvin McCraney trilogy and see nothing but old docents in the audience? At least they give a shit! Even the crowds at Woolly Mammoth were old as hell. I guess everyone is at SoulCycle or Instagramming whatever bullshit meal of the week (weak) they're eating.

It's not about being unable to let go. It's about turning DC into dry toast. Yes, that toast is served with a side of improvement, but at what cost?


THIS. x a million.
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Anonymous wrote:Wow, this thread is now looking like the intergenerational feud threads where suddenly the correlation between a generation growing up and some good or bad thing happening in society at large becomes strict iron-clad causation as if transplants or natives each got together as a group and conspired to make something happen. Hope everyone is having fun making up new insults.


Exactly.

It is lunacy that "transplants" are being blamed for the cultural decline of DC.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Transplants are nothing but a bunch government leechers who relocated/moved here for the sole purpose of leeching off of the local economy.


That's the spirit! Way to be grateful to people who revived your piss poor region. Because we all need to live in outhouses, like you do? Really? Tell me more.



Revived our piss poor region?

You seriously think there was nothing here before you arrived and blessed us with your CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, Panera, Cupcakes, WalMart, Target, Best Buy... cookie cutter blandness?


Out of curiosity PP, what neighborhood in DC did you grow up in, and where do you live now? What stores do you shop at, and what do you do for entertainment?
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Transplants are nothing but a bunch government leechers who relocated/moved here for the sole purpose of leeching off of the local economy.


That's the spirit! Way to be grateful to people who revived your piss poor region. Because we all need to live in outhouses, like you do? Really? Tell me more.



Revived our piss poor region?

You seriously think there was nothing here before you arrived and blessed us with your CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, Panera, Cupcakes, WalMart, Target, Best Buy... cookie cutter blandness?


Out of curiosity PP, what neighborhood in DC did you grow up in, and where do you live now? What stores do you shop at, and what do you do for entertainment?


NP. Why the forth degree? Just curious...
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Anonymous wrote:Wow, this thread is now looking like the intergenerational feud threads where suddenly the correlation between a generation growing up and some good or bad thing happening in society at large becomes strict iron-clad causation as if transplants or natives each got together as a group and conspired to make something happen. Hope everyone is having fun making up new insults.


Exactly.

It is lunacy that "transplants" are being blamed for the cultural decline of DC.


+10000

ITA. But it is entertaining hearing the natives go on. Let them.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Transplants are nothing but a bunch government leechers who relocated/moved here for the sole purpose of leeching off of the local economy.


That's the spirit! Way to be grateful to people who revived your piss poor region. Because we all need to live in outhouses, like you do? Really? Tell me more.



Revived our piss poor region?

You seriously think there was nothing here before you arrived and blessed us with your CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, Panera, Cupcakes, WalMart, Target, Best Buy... cookie cutter blandness?


It's the delusional mantra of people who moved here from flyover country and want to feel better about their sad, uncultured, hillbilly background...


Does it make you feel better to think that is who "transplanted" here? Keep dreaming.
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1988 Oct 13 Michael Jackson
1988 Oct 17 Michael Jackson
1988 Oct 18 Michael Jackson
1988 Oct 19 Michael Jackson


Michael Jackson 3 nights in a row?

Are you kidding me?

I'm not even a Michael Jackson fan and I would so go see him over any U Street or H Street venue performer.



I went to the 1980 Bruce Springsteen concert and the 1984 Prince concert. The MJ concerts turned DC upside down - I was in college at that point but remember my younger brother talking about this with glee. There are a whole group of DC natives who remember that week fondly.

That list of concerts is amazing actually!!


It is, except it is from the internet.



What's the point here? That in the 1970's and 1980's there were lots of great 70's and 80's bands playing in DC? Are you somehow under the impression that there aren't lots of great 201X bands playing in DC now? There are. You all sound like a bunch of losers that are living in the past.

You think there are too many chain stores because that is all you ever go to. You think that all the cool neighborhoods are gone because you are too old and lame to go the new cool neighborhoods.

All you old DC natives sound pathetic. Stop living in the past.




^ Says the transplant who is not old enough to remember anything before the year 2000 so he/she has to resort to calling people old.

Look, we already had a transplant on here admit that DC is not as interesting as it used to be.
Everyone with common sense already knows this.
Everyone except for you of course.

Stop buying into all of the hype.




I'm plenty old enough to remember well before they year 2000, thank you very much.

And if you are wandering around insisting that there is no interesting people, places, or things to do in this city - today - then you are the problem. You are lame and stuck in the past. Look in the mirror to find why you are so bored - don't blame new people moving into our city.


Well it's obvious your memories before the year 2000 do not go further back than the mighty morphin power rangers or the teenage mutant ninja turtles because anyone old enough to have participated in adult activities pre 1995 can sympathize with how DC in it's current incarnation is boring and stale when compared to previous eras.

Since you are old enough to remember well before the year 2000 lets discuss some DC area sports so I can determine exactly just how far you go back.

Are you old enough to remember when the Hoyas were in the NCAA basketball championship game for 3 years out of a 4-year span?
Are you old enough to remember when the Bullets had the No. 1 winning percentage in the entire NBA for a decade?
Are you old enough to remember when the Redskins were winning Super Bowls?


Nobody is saying there is "no interesting people, places, or things to do in this city today" they are simply saying the present incarnation of DC is seriously over rated.

Why is it seriously over rated?
So more upscale condos can be sold to unsuspecting, gentrifying urban wannabes.

You cannot accept this because you have been brainwashed to believe all of the gentrification hype.

As soon as someone disagrees with you then suddenly they are "bored, lame and stuck in the past"

I can sit here all night and exchange insults with you but instead of doing that I will just offer you some advice instead.

My advice to you is expand your horizons and do some research so you can understand why so many natives feel the "new people moving into our city" are ruining it beyond repair.



You insist that DC was a utopian wonderland in the 70's and 80's, but the best examples you can come with basically boil down to "the sports teams were pretty good."?

That is lame and pathetic.

Look, I get it natives, like all of us, you have fond memories of the city you grew up in. We always look back on our youth that way. But it is sad if all you can do is wallow in the past and complain about the present. I know plenty of DC natives who loved it then, and love the city now. If you got out more maybe you would do the same.


Sorry dear. It's not an age issue, although I would love to know how old you are, because I'm certain I'm younger.

It's a particular change that has happened in DC.

I "get out" all the time in DC and it doesn't make me feel any better about those changes- in fact it makes me feel worse, sad for the generic sameness that has replaced the once cool city.


That's because you don't get out to today's cool places. You are probably too scared to go these places or your wife won't let you or you have to go to the 1982 Redskins Fan Club meeting or something.


Bahaha.

Again, I'm certain I'm younger than you, and also that I go to cooler places.

Trust me, I go to all the hotspots.

What you don't seem to understand is your version of "cool" isn't other natives'. Like many transplants, you're easily impressed.

I'm sure DC has a lot of cafes and bars that would be considered the epitome of hip in your little small town. But natives grew up here. We dont have the same standards.


+100

The next time some poster on DCUM crows about how 9:30 Club was named one of the best venues in the country (yes, this comes up once a month), I'm going to barf. It's a fine place to see a show and all, but it's not rewriting the damn book on live music and the door crew are Gestapos. And it was here long before you, you weren't the first to discover it, Ms. Pennsyltucky going to see St. Vincent -- I see you.

And don't talk to me about Meketto or some other "so great" establishment. Wow, take a couple types of Asian cuisine and add in overpriced skate fashion. You could get that in NYC 20 years ago at Supreme and then walk less than a mile to Chinatown where they wouldn't charge you $30 an entree.

Union Market? Way to take what is normally meant to serve a community and turn it into a yuppie nightmare. Look at the Reading Terminal Market in Philadelphia or even any of the borderline drug den markets in Baltimore for lessons. There's always Eastern Market but then you have to go to Capitol Hill and god knows that Emmett the lumberjack-bearded artisanal pickle-maker just can't abide riding his bike over there anymore from Brookland, because there is now so.much.bike.traffic. since the influx of these "gentrifiers" who don't know shit about urban bike-riding -- after all Emmett has been here since 2011, goddamit.

And don't all front on here like you're all soooo interested in the damn arts. I had a subscription to the Studio Theater, the Folger, and the Shakespeare for a few years and 85% of the patrons at every show, whether it was a matinee or an evening performance, were positively geriatric. It was pathetic. Do you know how sad it is to go to the Tarell Alvin McCraney trilogy and see nothing but old docents in the audience? At least they give a shit! Even the crowds at Woolly Mammoth were old as hell. I guess everyone is at SoulCycle or Instagramming whatever bullshit meal of the week (weak) they're eating.

It's not about being unable to let go. It's about turning DC into dry toast. Yes, that toast is served with a side of improvement, but at what cost?


THIS. x a million.


+1000

This post reminds me of the PP who thought transplants actually wanted to attend the catty, dismal natives' "parties". No thank you.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Transplants are nothing but a bunch government leechers who relocated/moved here for the sole purpose of leeching off of the local economy.


That's the spirit! Way to be grateful to people who revived your piss poor region. Because we all need to live in outhouses, like you do? Really? Tell me more.



Revived our piss poor region?

You seriously think there was nothing here before you arrived and blessed us with your CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, Panera, Cupcakes, WalMart, Target, Best Buy... cookie cutter blandness?


Out of curiosity PP, what neighborhood in DC did you grow up in, and where do you live now? What stores do you shop at, and what do you do for entertainment?


NP. Why the forth degree? Just curious...


Because my guess is that the poster to whom I directed that question grew up in Dumfries or some lame suburb and now lives in an even further-out exurb. This would explain their insistence that all of "new DC" is CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, etc. - they are referring to their subdivision, not the actual city that exists all around us today.
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The expression on the black kid's face speaks volumes.
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Transplants are nothing but a bunch government leechers who relocated/moved here for the sole purpose of leeching off of the local economy.


That's the spirit! Way to be grateful to people who revived your piss poor region. Because we all need to live in outhouses, like you do? Really? Tell me more.



Revived our piss poor region?

You seriously think there was nothing here before you arrived and blessed us with your CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, Panera, Cupcakes, WalMart, Target, Best Buy... cookie cutter blandness?


Out of curiosity PP, what neighborhood in DC did you grow up in, and where do you live now? What stores do you shop at, and what do you do for entertainment?


NP. Why the forth degree? Just curious...


Because my guess is that the poster to whom I directed that question grew up in Dumfries or some lame suburb and now lives in an even further-out exurb. This would explain their insistence that all of "new DC" is CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, etc. - they are referring to their subdivision, not the actual city that exists all around us today.


I'm sorry but if you think that DC hasn't had many of its mom and pop stores replaced by nasty chains then you are dreaming. And quite obviously a total newbie here
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Transplants are nothing but a bunch government leechers who relocated/moved here for the sole purpose of leeching off of the local economy.


That's the spirit! Way to be grateful to people who revived your piss poor region. Because we all need to live in outhouses, like you do? Really? Tell me more.



Revived our piss poor region?

You seriously think there was nothing here before you arrived and blessed us with your CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, Panera, Cupcakes, WalMart, Target, Best Buy... cookie cutter blandness?


Out of curiosity PP, what neighborhood in DC did you grow up in, and where do you live now? What stores do you shop at, and what do you do for entertainment?


NP. Why the forth degree? Just curious...


Because my guess is that the poster to whom I directed that question grew up in Dumfries or some lame suburb and now lives in an even further-out exurb. This would explain their insistence that all of "new DC" is CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, etc. - they are referring to their subdivision, not the actual city that exists all around us today.


Dumbest post in the thread and that's saying a lot
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No DC area native actually wants to admit that status. It's too embarrassing.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Transplants are nothing but a bunch government leechers who relocated/moved here for the sole purpose of leeching off of the local economy.


That's the spirit! Way to be grateful to people who revived your piss poor region. Because we all need to live in outhouses, like you do? Really? Tell me more.



Revived our piss poor region?

You seriously think there was nothing here before you arrived and blessed us with your CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, Panera, Cupcakes, WalMart, Target, Best Buy... cookie cutter blandness?


Out of curiosity PP, what neighborhood in DC did you grow up in, and where do you live now? What stores do you shop at, and what do you do for entertainment?


NP. Why the forth degree? Just curious...


Because my guess is that the poster to whom I directed that question grew up in Dumfries or some lame suburb and now lives in an even further-out exurb. This would explain their insistence that all of "new DC" is CVS, Starbucks, Whole Foods, etc. - they are referring to their subdivision, not the actual city that exists all around us today.


Dumbest post in the thread and that's saying a lot


No - the dumbest posts are those that assume that

1. Transplants are somehow objectively worse than natives because they call it "the DMV" instead of "Washington", or pronounce it "Glow-ver" instead of "GLuh-ver"
2. Or assume that somehow, CVS is qualitatively different than People's drug, and that a city with a CVS is objectively worse than a People's drug. Who cares? They are both chain stores.

I started out this thread being sympathetic to DC natives, especially since I am married to one. I now realize that the representations of DC natives on this thread are a bunch of ignorant fools. Most of them are so hung up on living in the past that they have no idea what is going on in their city today.
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