Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kendall
Drake

You grew up in the south, without too much money. Always wanted to be someone, and have more. Went to state U, joined mediocre sorority. Married a gov employee, live outside the beltway, still dreaming of being upper class--hence the names that in your youth denoted the upper crust. Also, you (or your mother) watched a lot of soap operas.

[Anonymous]

DS: Elliot
DD: Sabrina

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You went to a big Midwestern state school and moved to DC b/c of your husband's job and have found a real community in your neck of Northern Virginia. You decided to stay home after kid#2 and now devote a lot of time to the PTAs of both the elementary and preschools at which your kids attend. Although ou secretly wish you could afford to send your kids to DC privates. Your husband is home by 7 pm every night and takes the kids to the playground on Sunday mornings while you clean and do errands. You drive a navy blue Odyssey.

THANK YOU! I needed that laugh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lev
Isaac
Kaia

Jewish hipster.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This may out me to anyone who knows my kids but, fortunately there are fewer posters from my part of town, so that may help:
Spencer, Dexter

Isn't there a TV show about a serial killer named Dexter, or something like that? Guessing he's not named after CK Dexter Haven, alas.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How about us:

DD1: Heidi
DD2: Kirsten

You wanted girly girls but they both are turning out to be blond tomboys. You're frustrated with how many people name their dogs "Heidi." Heidi does ballet but you are thinking you'll try gymnastics for Kirsten. You live inside the beltway, but not far inside. You work fulltime but secretly want to be a SAHM.

Ha ha, that's great. I don't mind meeting dogs named Heidi but we once saw a cow named Heidi and that was too much Heidi hated ballet because she is a tomboy, which I much prefer to girly girls. I'd love to be a SAHM.

We're both US-born but my parents are from Austria.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Andrew and Allison

You weren't very popular in high school, though you desperately wanted to be. You were a good musician, though. You went to a preppy college, along the lines of BC. You moved to DC and later met DH while playing kickball on the mall. You now enjoy a solidly upper middle class lifestyle and still get drunk with the old kickball team.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DD1: Channing
DC2: Find out sex in 2 weeks. If a boy, William Whitfield (will go by Whit), if a girl, Shelby is our current leader

Shelby

I pray you have a boy. Although, Whit is not much better than Shelby.

[Anonymous]

Alexander
Christopher

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DD1: Channing
DC2: Find out sex in 2 weeks. If a boy, William Whitfield (will go by Whit), if a girl, Shelby is our current leader

Shelby

I pray you have a boy. Although, Whit is not much better than Shelby.

Shelby. Steel Magnolias your favorite movie? Mustang your favorite car? Whit...less? OMG, the poor kids.

[Anonymous]

Hallie

[Anonymous]

DC1: Sebastian
DC2: Beatrice
DC3: Walter

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How about us:

DD1: Heidi
DD2: Kirsten

You wanted girly girls but they both are turning out to be blond tomboys. You're frustrated with how many people name their dogs "Heidi." Heidi does ballet but you are thinking you'll try gymnastics for Kirsten. You live inside the beltway, but not far inside. You work fulltime but secretly want to be a SAHM.

Ha ha, that's great. I don't mind meeting dogs named Heidi but we once saw a cow named Heidi and that was too much Heidi hated ballet because she is a tomboy, which I much prefer to girly girls. I'd love to be a SAHM.

We're both US-born but my parents are from Austria.

NP here. I once met a goat with my name (which isn't a very common name at all). Unfortunately, the goat was dying from cancer. I hope I meet a better fate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This may out me to anyone who knows my kids but, fortunately there are fewer posters from my part of town, so that may help:
Spencer, Dexter

Isn't there a TV show about a serial killer named Dexter, or something like that? Guessing he's not named after CK Dexter Haven, alas.

Spencer was the brother on iCarly, the Miranda Cosgrove show on Nickelodeon that had a long run which coincided exactly with my DD's upper elementary and tween years.

[Anonymous]

Alexander and Christopher. You and your spouse are both ex high school athletes (you volleyball, him football) who dreamed of playing in college but didnt' make the cut. You chose an academic school over a potential to play volleyball, and he just wasn't good enough to play. You loathe your office jobs and have pillow talk about buying a food truck together. You have 2 shelter pets and actively encourage people to only adopt rescue dogs while ignoring the leash law unless someone gives you a REALLY dirt look. You fear that one of your boys may want a motorcycle one day. And your husband sits in big box store parking lots after work some days to "decompress" before coming home since his commute is so short