The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Ivanka’s outfit looks like it was purchased for $79.99 on QVC, and modeled by a MUCH slimmer woman without a deformed and fake chest. Yikes.

Also, slow clap forever at the person trying to claim these criminal bitches are engaging in “power dressing.” The quietly corrupt but wonderfully turned-out Dina Powell could teach them lessons in a lot of things.

I had to look her up as the revolving door at the Trump WH spins too fast for me to remember them all, but that is how a person in this position should dress. She may be evil but she dresses like a professional grown up.

She does not dress like a professional grownup. This looks like an outfit you'd find at Goodwill when you're 23 and in your first office job, and you buy even though it smells like mothballs because it's sort of kicky and retro, and heck you need *something* to wear.

I think PP was talking about Dina Powell.

Ivanka really has stacked on the stress pounds, huh.

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She looks fantastic!

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It’s ridiculous that she wears her mask most correctly while choking baby yoda, but has had her nostrils showing when talking to children:

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Anonymous wrote:I think she stole an afghan my great aunties crocheted in order to put an edge on her (sleeveless) suit.

I agree that this is just a hilariously inappropriate dress for a press secretary to sport, but I wonder if her affinity for sleeveless stuff might be related to her status as a breast-cancer survivor. She's no doubt on tamoxifen and will be for years, and that can cause nasty hot flashes.

That's my charitable interpretation and it's all I got...

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Her outfit is just fine. The inappropriate shoes are what keep her from getting kicked out of their Club.

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Anonymous wrote:I think she stole an afghan my great aunties crocheted in order to put an edge on her (sleeveless) suit.

I agree that this is just a hilariously inappropriate dress for a press secretary to sport, but I wonder if her affinity for sleeveless stuff might be related to her status as a breast-cancer survivor. She's no doubt on tamoxifen and will be for years, and that can cause nasty hot flashes.

That's my charitable interpretation and it's all I got...

Yeah we're in late September... this is bizarre.

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Anonymous wrote:I think she stole an afghan my great aunties crocheted in order to put an edge on her (sleeveless) suit.

I agree that this is just a hilariously inappropriate dress for a press secretary to sport, but I wonder if her affinity for sleeveless stuff might be related to her status as a breast-cancer survivor. She's no doubt on tamoxifen and will be for years, and that can cause nasty hot flashes.

That's my charitable interpretation and it's all I got...

That looks like the top of a cheer or dance competition costume.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think she stole an afghan my great aunties crocheted in order to put an edge on her (sleeveless) suit.

I agree that this is just a hilariously inappropriate dress for a press secretary to sport, but I wonder if her affinity for sleeveless stuff might be related to her status as a breast-cancer survivor. She's no doubt on tamoxifen and will be for years, and that can cause nasty hot flashes.

That's my charitable interpretation and it's all I got...

That looks like the top of a cheer or dance competition costume.

It reminds me of those crochet-trimmed Rio bikinis that were all the rage ca. 2 years ago.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think she stole an afghan my great aunties crocheted in order to put an edge on her (sleeveless) suit.

I agree that this is just a hilariously inappropriate dress for a press secretary to sport, but I wonder if her affinity for sleeveless stuff might be related to her status as a breast-cancer survivor. She's no doubt on tamoxifen and will be for years, and that can cause nasty hot flashes.

That's my charitable interpretation and it's all I got...

That looks like the top of a cheer or dance competition costume.

It reminds me of those crochet-trimmed Rio bikinis that were all the rage ca. 2 years ago.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think she stole an afghan my great aunties crocheted in order to put an edge on her (sleeveless) suit.

I agree that this is just a hilariously inappropriate dress for a press secretary to sport, but I wonder if her affinity for sleeveless stuff might be related to her status as a breast-cancer survivor. She's no doubt on tamoxifen and will be for years, and that can cause nasty hot flashes.

That's my charitable interpretation and it's all I got...

She had a preventative double mastectomy. The decision to undergo that surgery surely cannot be easy, but as someone who watched my mother suffer the ravages of cancer and the treatments she desperately underwent to try and buy herself another year or two up close, no, Kayleigh doesn't get to call herself a cancer survivor.

To link this to fashion: Florida Barbie has terrible, terrible judgement when it comes to her professional wardrobe. Does she really think dressing like that is okay?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think she stole an afghan my great aunties crocheted in order to put an edge on her (sleeveless) suit.

I agree that this is just a hilariously inappropriate dress for a press secretary to sport, but I wonder if her affinity for sleeveless stuff might be related to her status as a breast-cancer survivor. She's no doubt on tamoxifen and will be for years, and that can cause nasty hot flashes.

That's my charitable interpretation and it's all I got...

Yeah we're in late September... this is bizarre.

Giving her the benefit of the doubt, and supposing that it is hot flashes, she could wear tasteful, sleeveless sheets. Ones that are appropriate and not tight. Also, let’s remember she’s worn a suit dickey under a suit jacket before. Maybe hot flashes aren’t the problem.

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Anyone else surprised at the cheap looking carnations?

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"""Melanina: “Does his hair dye rub off on you?”
Louise: “Aw, you’re getting mitteleuropa square face as you age. Surgery and needles can’t help you, poor honey!”"""

^ thank you for this. I do not like the Trumps but so it's particularly upsetting to me to know that I, too, have this

""mitteleuropa square face"" as *I* age!! I didn't realize it was a thing but that's exactly where my relatives are from...

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Kayleigh played a waitress as an extra on Jane the Virgin:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think she stole an afghan my great aunties crocheted in order to put an edge on her (sleeveless) suit.

I agree that this is just a hilariously inappropriate dress for a press secretary to sport, but I wonder if her affinity for sleeveless stuff might be related to her status as a breast-cancer survivor. She's no doubt on tamoxifen and will be for years, and that can cause nasty hot flashes.

That's my charitable interpretation and it's all I got...

That looks like the top of a cheer or dance competition costume.

It reminds me of those crochet-trimmed Rio bikinis that were all the rage ca. 2 years ago.

Oh God, please. Don't.