The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

WHY is she wearing a turtleneck in Atlanta in September?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Are you sure that’s greasy hair? I dislike everything about Ivanka, but to me, it looks like she braided wet hair and left home before it dried.

I don’t think it’s grease. Her hair is burnt to a crisp; I wonder if it’s even possible for it to be greasy. It was probably just wet. Girlfriend needs to darken more than a few shades.

Sadly, I have her exact body and hair. I have to wash it every day or it's visibly greasy like hers.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Are you sure that’s greasy hair? I dislike everything about Ivanka, but to me, it looks like she braided wet hair and left home before it dried.

I don’t think it’s grease. Her hair is burnt to a crisp; I wonder if it’s even possible for it to be greasy. It was probably just wet. Girlfriend needs to darken more than a few shades.

Sadly, I have her exact body and hair. I have to wash it every day or it's visibly greasy like hers.

Don’t be so hard on yourself; I’m sure you look like 100 times better than her. For Pete’s sake he is like 6 feet tall and very slender- you probably look fantastic! Her entire problem is that she does not know who she is- that’s why she’s altered her face and body and hair so drastically; why she doesn’t seem to have any sort of personal style.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka Trump discusses human trafficking in Atlanta
https://mol.im/a/8757041

Very sister wives meets Russian stripper.

In the top pic there is what looks like writing near the bottom of the skirt. Is that a transparent label still stuck to the skirt? A feature?

A cry for help from her stylist?

Hopefully it’s the writing on the wall.

It’s Johnny Cash on top and Folsom prison on the bottom:

Nailed it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka Trump discusses human trafficking in Atlanta
https://mol.im/a/8757041

The front view of that dress - the terrible cut, how high the waist is, and her wrestling stance - manages to make her look like a peasant farmer on the steppe. Granny chic a la the Russian steppe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s Johnny Cash on top and Folsom prison on the bottom

This is why I come to this thread again and again and again...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s Johnny Cash on top and Folsom prison on the bottom

This is why I come to this thread again and again and again...

I agree. The Johnny Cash/Folsom prison poster wins today.

[Anonymous]

Love the Cash comment...thank you for making me laugh today!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I seriously want to know what that writing on her skirt says.

"Greetings from Uncanny Valley"?

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Anonymous wrote:I seriously want to know what that writing on her skirt says.

"Greetings from Uncanny Valley"?

“Made by correctional industries Folsom”

[Anonymous]

I thought it was a sweater on top but the second picture shows a shirt with buttoned cuffs. Is a dickie part of the mix?

[Anonymous]

I tried to google "writing on Ivanka's skirt" but this is what I found:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Ivanka-Trump-Womens-Ruffled-Asymmetric-Peasant-Boho-Skirt/630892991

Not the same skirt, but it's 8.99 marked down from 98.99. Even on the model it looks awful, with a ruffle that may be made from plastic bags

[Anonymous]

At least her top isn’t too tight so... yay??!!!??

[Anonymous]

Her skirt looks like she wrapped a dirty sheet around her waist.

But, as pp said, no nips or visible underpants -so, A+ Vanky.

[Anonymous]

The writing on her skirt looks like it might be manufacturing and washing instructions.