Jeff Bezos and wife are divorcing...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When he buffed up and started wearing hipper clothes, I knew he was prowling.

Let him be.

25 years, 4 kids, no prenups. No one is a victim here.

The dude was definitely banging strange on the side. He got buff.

He basically went from Kevin Spacey to J.K. Simmons.

Neither spouse is very attractive and they probably just got bored before their libidos had completely given out.

[Anonymous]

I feel sorry for Mackenzie. Pretty embarrassing that your billionaire world renowned husband is sending dick pics to his hoochie mama. I wonder if Mrs. Bezos is on DCUM. If so, you have my sympathy girl!

[Anonymous]

He put her up in the same hotel his family was at while visiting his son at college?! You have got to be kidding?!?! This woman is a ho and a predator.

She looks like a sad old ass porn star, like a brunette Stormy Daniels.

[Anonymous]

His texts are kind of sweet.

You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I feel sorry for Mackenzie. Pretty embarrassing that your billionaire world renowned husband is sending dick pics to his hoochie mama. I wonder if Mrs. Bezos is on DCUM. If so, you have my sympathy girl!

Why should she be embarrassed??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:His texts are kind of sweet.

You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”

No, his texts make me vomit in my mouth.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:‘ I want to smell you, i want to breathe you in.I want to hold you tight .... I want to kiss your lips....I love you. I am in love with you.’

- Jeff bezos txt message to Lauren Sanchez.

Bezos wants to give Sanchez “muchos besos”

And Sanchez wants to grow besitos.

[Anonymous]

Jlo is about to be 50 too and eva longoria.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When he buffed up and started wearing hipper clothes, I knew he was prowling.

Let him be.

25 years, 4 kids, no prenups. No one is a victim here.

The dude was definitely banging strange on the side. He got buff.

He basically went from Kevin Spacey to J.K. Simmons.

Neither spouse is very attractive and they probably just got bored before their libidos had completely given out.

He really does look like Kevin Spacey there!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My goodness he's among the ugliest people on earth

No he's not. Post your picture here and we can critique you.

seriously, does bezos have a team patroling these boards? Who on earth would write comments like PP’s to critique the previous humorous comment on his looks?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^ he's been working the whole time. Pelosi went on vacation.

He's wiiiiiinnnniiiinnngggg!!

Yeah, 1 million people not getting paychecks, and the economy is tanking. Secret Service, CBP, TSA and overseas diplomats forced to work with out pay. I can't handle much more of this "winning".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My goodness he's among the ugliest people on earth

No he's not. Post your picture here and we can critique you.

seriously, does bezos have a team patroling these boards? Who on earth would write comments like PP’s to critique the previous humorous comment on his looks?

Yeah, calling someone "among the ugliest people on earth" is so funny. And no, I"m not an Amazon employee.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

The dude was definitely banging strange on the side. He got buff.

He basically went from Kevin Spacey to J.K. Simmons.

Nailed it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

The dude was definitely banging strange on the side. He got buff.

He basically went from Kevin Spacey to J.K. Simmons.

Nailed it.

Looks like he's on steroids and also had some work done.. definitely around jaw and chin area.

[Anonymous]

Apparently, their marriage had run its course, just like so many others in the DMV. Just peruse the dating apps, and local happy hours with married men who do things similar to Bezos. People live longer now, the can't imagine being in a loveless, passionless, sexless marriage for another 30 years.