Why is this still a thread? It was started 7 years ago, before my father died.
WHY DO YOU CARE? |
Seinfeld is definitely a weird dude. |
Are you the thread police? |
I'm sorry about your dad |
Why do you put "design" in quotes? Do you not believe that she has a really successful dress company? I actually wore one of her dresses for my wedding - I loved that dress. |
Yes I am thread police. And I hunt down morons in my spare time. |
I actually wore a ton of her suits and blazers in my first few jobs in ny. Even now I probably buy one dress a year from neimans. I can’t name many other trendy brands from the late 90s that are still around |
She's still good-looking. |
wait -is this the woman he ended up marrying? with the cookbooks? who he admitted liking because she... reminded him of himself? He's kind of a douche in real life, I think. |
No, not the same woman. |
No, the woman he married was Jessica, I think? Shoshanna was the formerly-underage fashion designer. |
Thanks.
Look how similar he and Shoshanna look. Just him with big boobs! It's uncanny. Remember when George started dating a girl who looked like Jerry - on the show? I can't remember which episode. I bet $100 that Jerry Seinfeld has actually thought about this. I bet he has a little bit he does in his head about looking down - basically at HIMSELF- and getting to squeeze his own big boobs. I liked the show, but everything I see him on now - these talk shows? he seems like a jerk. It's not really funny to be so self-centered and shallow IRL. |
Hey! There's one in your mirror! |
Imagining Jerry Seinfeld saying the word “Shoshanna” out loud always makes me laugh.
Jessica Seinfeld left her early, short marriage to be with Jerry. Relationships are messy. |