The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:That poor girl is going to need years of therapy.

Ivanka should have been having therapy for the last thirty years, but she hasn’t so here we are.

Mocking a woman who can’t dress herself (or her chest turkeys and that is the best and grossest nickname I have ever heard for bolt ons).

Chest turkeys—thanksgiving will never be the same.

Gobble gobble!

My very suburban neighborhood has wild turkeys and I can’t tell you just how precise the nickname is for her paid for parts. Also, turkeys have tiny heads, long necks and huge breasts. The nickname works on levels.

Don’t forget the bright red artificial bronzer for the birds.

I see where Vanky gets her weird Baroness vonSchraeder-wannabe sleeves.
You know it’s ketchup.

Hey... has anyone hung garlic in the Whitehouse?? It worked back then maybe it will work now?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Gurl, you need to have more lashes than fingers:


Any one else think she has a tiny burn on her chest in the shape of:

I think her nostrils are about to take flight.

Is that a cross?

[Anonymous]

Ivanka's real voice. Conan interview 2009. Talks about her relationship with the Donald, and her udders in this dress! Obscene!

https://youtu.be/vTCxUT38hlA

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka's real voice. Conan interview 2009. Talks about her relationship with the Donald, and her udders in this dress! Obscene!

https://youtu.be/vTCxUT38hlA

Remove the dye, put on a suit and tie, slap a beard on her and she’s her brother Donald Trump Jr. Good grief has she ever hacked away at her face in the last few years! She’s almost unrecognizable!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Gurl, you need to have more lashes than fingers:


Any one else think she has a tiny burn on her chest in the shape of:

I think her nostrils are about to take flight.

Is that a cross?

Yes. It’s angel from Buffy the vampire slayer. When buffy’s cross got too close to his skin, it burned a mark.

Thinking that’s why miss k as one too—being soulless and all.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lara made the rounds last week on Fox as sexy stewardess:

Looking more and more uncanny valley every day. 😟

It’s just not an improvement.

I’m pretty opposed to plastic surgery and enhancements; I used to think it was because the results of plastic surgery don’t look very good. I’m now coming around to the belief that botox, fillers, surgery, etc., don’t look bad, but your soul leaks out. I think plastic surgery looks bad because a person is a bad person and that shows more and more every time you tamper with your looks. Looking at the Trump women, I’m beginning to think my theory holds water.

I think your theory is especially true for the Trump women.

Yup, silky smooth forehead for a 39 year old mom of 3 kids who are distancing learning and holding down her day “job” as “advisor” to the president during a contentious re-election campaign and a pandemic. She is not troubled in the least.

She has filtered and shopped that image so hard that that doesn’t look like her.

Also with her Cornish game hen head, she should be wearing child-size masks. Especially given that she’s missing the lower half of her bone structure, as are all the Trump adult children.

Ha Hahahahahaha! Thank you. Now I can’t unsee it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka today in Raleigh proving again that she’s too stupid to figure out how her fashionable mask is supposed to work:


Is it your earings are too big or your brain is too small to figure out that you need to cover your nose?

Hey, she spent a lot of money on that nose. Hardly fair to have to hide it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also with her Cornish game hen head, she should be wearing child-size masks. Especially given that she’s missing the lower half of her bone structure, as are all the Trump adult children.


Ha Hahahahahaha! Thank you. Now I can’t unsee it.

Cornish game hen head. CGH head. Awesome.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lara made the rounds last week on Fox as sexy stewardess:

Looking more and more uncanny valley every day. 😟

It’s just not an improvement.

I’m pretty opposed to plastic surgery and enhancements; I used to think it was because the results of plastic surgery don’t look very good. I’m now coming around to the belief that botox, fillers, surgery, etc., don’t look bad, but your soul leaks out. I think plastic surgery looks bad because a person is a bad person and that shows more and more every time you tamper with your looks. Looking at the Trump women, I’m beginning to think my theory holds water.

I think your theory is especially true for the Trump women.

Yup, silky smooth forehead for a 39 year old mom of 3 kids who are distancing learning and holding down her day “job” as “advisor” to the president during a contentious re-election campaign and a pandemic. She is not troubled in the least.

She has filtered and shopped that image so hard that that doesn’t look like her.

Also with her Cornish game hen head, she should be wearing child-size masks. Especially given that she’s missing the lower half of her bone structure, as are all the Trump adult children.

Ha Hahahahahaha! Thank you. Now I can’t unsee it.

I feel like she’s more of a guinea fowl:

[Anonymous]

This thread never disappoints.

[Anonymous]

Melania either put on a lot of weight and is hiding under the communist trench coats, or she is constantly drugged and then propped up and the coat is the easiest thing to put on her while she is unconscious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lara made the rounds last week on Fox as sexy stewardess:

Looking more and more uncanny valley every day. 😟

It’s just not an improvement.

I’m pretty opposed to plastic surgery and enhancements; I used to think it was because the results of plastic surgery don’t look very good. I’m now coming around to the belief that botox, fillers, surgery, etc., don’t look bad, but your soul leaks out. I think plastic surgery looks bad because a person is a bad person and that shows more and more every time you tamper with your looks. Looking at the Trump women, I’m beginning to think my theory holds water.

I think your theory is especially true for the Trump women.

Yup, silky smooth forehead for a 39 year old mom of 3 kids who are distancing learning and holding down her day “job” as “advisor” to the president during a contentious re-election campaign and a pandemic. She is not troubled in the least.

She has filtered and shopped that image so hard that that doesn’t look like her.

Also with her Cornish game hen head, she should be wearing child-size masks. Especially given that she’s missing the lower half of her bone structure, as are all the Trump adult children.

Ha Hahahahahaha! Thank you. Now I can’t unsee it.

I feel like she’s more of a guinea fowl:

So mean, yet so funny

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania of course wore yet another black trench coat for 9/11 remembrance:

and keeping those nails long and sharp in case Donald tries to grab her hand.

Her grief is too much to bear.

She looks great.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka's real voice. Conan interview 2009. Talks about her relationship with the Donald, and her udders in this dress! Obscene!

https://youtu.be/vTCxUT38hlA

Remove the dye, put on a suit and tie, slap a beard on her and she’s her brother Donald Trump Jr. Good grief has she ever hacked away at her face in the last few years! She’s almost unrecognizable!

Even had the smack dab part way back then

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania of course wore yet another black trench coat for 9/11 remembrance:

and keeping those nails long and sharp in case Donald tries to grab her hand.

Her grief is too much to bear.

She looks great.

Yes. I think her clothing is a form of armor when she is in public and I don’t blame her for feeling that way.