The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

It’s a look that says, “we didn’t murder the pope, but we definitely don’t respect him.”

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

Meh. Her hair and makeup do look great but it’s a wrinkly and meh dress with meh sandals.

Overall a win for her but she’s graded on a curve.

I think this is a win for her! (No one is more surprised by this than me.) I think the wrinkles are showing up in this because it’s a nighttime pic with a flash. In real life I bet it didn’t look as shiny or wrinkly.

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

It’s a look that says, “we didn’t murder the pope, but we definitely don’t respect him.”

I can’t tell if his pants leg is being attacked by static cling, the wrong length, or too tight.

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Anonymous wrote:I am all for women having fun with fashion, but some of these women are trying to look like children. It's giving "I don't know, I'm just a baby."

Good comment. Ivanka had a phase when she worked in Washington that was like a prairie farm girl look (sometimes with a little sassy grandma thrown in). I think those women are trying to court the trad wife vote, but just look dumb.

Yeah. Ivanka doesn't dress like that now, so the way she dressed in DC was not really "her."

Anyone remember how she had the Daily Mail photog park outside her house to capture photos of her leaving for "work" at the White House. She's like her dad that way. Learned from the best.

Yessss…. I’d forgotten about that “Here I Go to My Governmenting Job!” phase. Thanks for the laughs, I needed that.

Remember the Nipple Shirt (Vol. 2)?

Ivanka attempted, once again, a “businesswoman doing business” look, only to be thwarted by poorly placed appliqué and the very, VERY prominent display of her seemingly perpetually erect nipples.

I found this picture but this isn’t even the one I was thinking of; she always had this problem possibly because of her implants:



We need Ivanka back in the White House, guys.

This is the one:

This is my favorite most recent version of Ivanka’s face. It looks like a fully human face with a history and an ethnic origin. After this point her face got more and more uncanny valley.

The shirt and the nips, though. I just can’t…

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

It pains me to say this but she looks really good. The dress is perfect. Hair looks glossy and great. Shoes are a little casual but whatevs.

I wouldn't go that far. The dress is perfect for the occasion and looks nice on her but her hair is so meh as always.

I am BEGGING any hairstylists reading this to reach out to the VP's office. Good lord.

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

Meh. Her hair and makeup do look great but it’s a wrinkly and meh dress with meh sandals.

Overall a win for her but she’s graded on a curve.

I think this is a win for her! (No one is more surprised by this than me.) I think the wrinkles are showing up in this because it’s a nighttime pic with a flash. In real life I bet it didn’t look as shiny or wrinkly.

+1 I’ve been to the Evening Parade and this is a perfect outfit for it. Well done for once.

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

Meh. Her hair and makeup do look great but it’s a wrinkly and meh dress with meh sandals.

Overall a win for her but she’s graded on a curve.

I think this is a win for her! (No one is more surprised by this than me.) I think the wrinkles are showing up in this because it’s a nighttime pic with a flash. In real life I bet it didn’t look as shiny or wrinkly.

The wrinkles are showing up because she's walking. And yes, I hate her, I am one of the more vocal people about how her clothes don't fit her, and I am shocked that this dress actually fits her and is a nice color. It's super weird that they are wearing the EXACT same shade of blue though, LOL!

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

It’s a look that says, “we didn’t murder the pope, but we definitely don’t respect him.”

I can’t tell if his pants leg is being attacked by static cling, the wrong length, or too tight.

The nips we’re a subject of much discussion for way too many pages (like Usha), but now she has fixed her boobs but ruined her dad which I find tragic.

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Were ugh

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

It’s a look that says, “we didn’t murder the pope, but we definitely don’t respect him.”

I can’t tell if his pants leg is being attacked by static cling, the wrong length, or too tight.

The nips were a subject of much discussion for way too many pages (like Usha), but now she has fixed her boobs but ruined her face which I find tragic.

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Anonymous wrote:I dislike the proportions, though it's a nice color on her.

Extremely unflattering. I wouldn’t like it on most people, though — it’s not her, specifically. It’s just a stupid look.

I also don't like it. I think this looks good on really thin people. Like, Audrey Hepburn would look good in this.

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A couple of Ivanka looks from Miami F1 race this weekend

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Anonymous wrote:I dislike the proportions, though it's a nice color on her.

Everything about this is terrible and I love that for her. Even the link name calls her out- sloppy, what a perfect word.

Imagine being 27 and dressing like this! 😂🤣

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Anonymous wrote:A couple of Ivanka looks from Miami F1 race this weekend

Now THIS is the content I come to this thread for: Ivanka butt-flowers. A new twist on her appliqué and ribbons, but in my opinion, a welcome one!

And the Mummy Queen of the Nile look? A free bonus.

And Jared, as always, ready to sit on the couch and watch football 🏈

The perfect trifecta, thank you pp for gifting us with your image loading talents!

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Anonymous wrote:A couple of Ivanka looks from Miami F1 race this weekend

Now THIS is the content I come to this thread for: Ivanka butt-flowers. A new twist on her appliqué and ribbons, but in my opinion, a welcome one!

And the Mummy Queen of the Nile look? A free bonus.

And Jared, as always, ready to sit on the couch and watch football 🏈

The perfect trifecta, thank you pp for gifting us with your image loading talents!

There was a recent SNL skit about a girlfriend being a maniac about getting pictures right. I'm seeing that here. Like, Ivanka's like, "No, Honey, stand like this. Oooh I look tewwible .. another one." Jared doesn't look unhappy, but he definitely looks unnatural and coached.

Her face is so bad. Like, anything she wears is already bad, but with that weird fake face... Goes from bad taste to gross.