The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I dislike the proportions, though it's a nice color on her.

This belongs in the "dear middle aged women" thread

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Anonymous wrote:Now that's it's common knowledge that Pete Hegseth's wife is involved in the workings of the Defense Department, she is now fair game. Here is her Easter outfit.

She looks like Baby Jane wearing that dress

Is that Angela from The Office?

Angela would never!

Oh, I don't know about that!

Well Angela certainly did it better, that’s for sure. Who could have possibly thought a bubblegum pink dress with bows was ok!?

That dress is a very cute vintage look from the late 50s or early 60s. The pink bow Easter thing just looks cheap. It looks a lot like what they used to sell for maternity clothes — like just because you wee oregnabt you had to dress like a baby.

I think also she looks really washed out and exhausted. And the contrast between the youthful color and style of the dress, with her very much not fresh appearance, makes the dress look much worse.

My take too: washed out and exhausted with the dress design and color making it worse. She looks like someone dealing with a crazy drunk husband. It takes a toll on you. She looks like she's barely keeping it together.

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Anonymous wrote:I dislike the proportions, though it's a nice color on her.

Extremely unflattering. I wouldn’t like it on most people, though — it’s not her, specifically. It’s just a stupid look.

This would look bad on anyone. It's awful.

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Anonymous wrote:I forgot how huge her boobs were, she looks so much better with the smaller ones.

I read a story that a female Trump relative was trying to stop the pressure on Ivanka to get implants or other changes that would make daddy happy. I'm glad to see that Ivanka reduced them at least. My guess is that she's been to therapy to deal with her sicko dad.

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Anonymous wrote:I dislike the proportions, though it's a nice color on her.

She's like a 60 year old woman in a 26 year old's body. Hideous.

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I'm sorry but how is Karoline Leavitt in her 20s? She looks at least 40 in these pictures, wearing her grandma's clothes from Chicos.

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Not sure if this has been posted - Ivanka in Costa Rica. Also, I didn’t realize she was friends with Gisele Bündchen.

It doesnt look like her?

Ivanka has done so much to her face that she doesn’t even look like Trump first term Ivanka anymore. She looks like the blonde from Flip or Flop who who marries someone new every couple of years.

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Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

It pains me to say this but she looks really good. The dress is perfect. Hair looks glossy and great. Shoes are a little casual but whatevs.

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

It pains me to say this but she looks really good. The dress is perfect. Hair looks glossy and great. Shoes are a little casual but whatevs.

I agrees this is great (a little wrinkled but whatever). She is apparently taking notes — jewel tone, appropriately tailored for her, right for the occasion.

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Anonymous wrote:I dislike the proportions, though it's a nice color on her.

She's like a 60 year old woman in a 26 year old's body. Hideous.

I think it would be okay if the pants were full length, maybe a little wider cut, and the top part was shorter (less tunic and more just shirt). It’s like she bought the petite pants and the extra tall top.

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Anonymous wrote:I dislike the proportions, though it's a nice color on her.

She's like a 60 year old woman in a 26 year old's body. Hideous.

I think it would be okay if the pants were full length, maybe a little wider cut, and the top part was shorter (less tunic and more just shirt). It’s like she bought the petite pants and the extra tall top.

It looks like pajamas and the shoes are hideous. Does look comfy though.

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Anonymous wrote:Friday evening parade at the Marine Barracks

It pains me to say this but she looks really good. The dress is perfect. Hair looks glossy and great. Shoes are a little casual but whatevs.

+1 Good for Usha.

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Meh. Her hair and makeup do look great but it’s a wrinkly and meh dress with meh sandals.

Overall a win for her but she’s graded on a curve.

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Anonymous wrote:I am all for women having fun with fashion, but some of these women are trying to look like children. It's giving "I don't know, I'm just a baby."

Good comment. Ivanka had a phase when she worked in Washington that was like a prairie farm girl look (sometimes with a little sassy grandma thrown in). I think those women are trying to court the trad wife vote, but just look dumb.

Yeah. Ivanka doesn't dress like that now, so the way she dressed in DC was not really "her."

Anyone remember how she had the Daily Mail photog park outside her house to capture photos of her leaving for "work" at the White House. She's like her dad that way. Learned from the best.

Yessss…. I’d forgotten about that “Here I Go to My Governmenting Job!” phase. Thanks for the laughs, I needed that.

Remember the Nipple Shirt (Vol. 2)?

Ivanka attempted, once again, a “businesswoman doing business” look, only to be thwarted by poorly placed appliqué and the very, VERY prominent display of her seemingly perpetually erect nipples.

I found this picture but this isn’t even the one I was thinking of; she always had this problem possibly because of her implants:



We need Ivanka back in the White House, guys.

This is the one:

This is my favorite most recent version of Ivanka’s face. It looks like a fully human face with a history and an ethnic origin. After this point her face got more and more uncanny valley.