MIL has already started asking about my uterus!

[Anonymous]

It isn't even 3 pm and mil is asking when we are gonna have more kids. We have 4. Youngest is 1. She is more than wlcome to help raise more.


GRRRR.

[Anonymous]

Is there not a teen mom Kentucky listserv you can use instead? Please?

[Anonymous]

Smile and say, "Aren't you sweet. Bless your heart."

[Anonymous]

You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

[Anonymous]

WTF

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

lol omg that would scare most obnoxious people.

[Anonymous]

You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

My mom is asleep (passed out from wine?) on the sofa next to me and I am snickering so bad trying not to laugh my ass off.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

My mom is asleep (passed out from wine?) on the sofa next to me and I am snickering so bad trying not to laugh my ass off.

15:37 here: DCUM has provided me much entertainment. I'm always happy to return the favor.

[Anonymous]

Just how many does she think you should have? How many did SHE have?

[Anonymous]

She's being sarcastic. She thinks 4 is already too much. Get the clue and stop now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

+100

It was downright mean for this to be posted without a warning bc I was sitting next to my 12 year old when I read this and the poor kid is dying to know why I suddenly fell over laughing in the middle of a quiet reading time. Best freaking laugh of my whole week....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

Also, suggest she serve as a fluffer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

Also, suggest she serve as a fluffer.

Thank you poster and Urban Dictionary for expanding my vocabulary.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

Also, suggest she serve as a fluffer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

Also, suggest she serve as a fluffer.

Thank you poster and Urban Dictionary for expanding my vocabulary.

That's weaponry right there.