MIL has already started asking about my uterus!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

Also, suggest she serve as a fluffer.

Oh, unclench. (Er, bad choice of words).

It's a joke.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You could respond with, "Well, hmmm. Why don't you ask your son when a good time might be for him to put his penis in my vagina. HONEY! COME HERE! You mom wants to know when you plan to fuck me!"

Hopefully that will shut her up.

Also, suggest she serve as a fluffer.

Oh, unclench. (Er, bad choice of words).

It's a joke.

Ugh, it's not a funny one, though. It's just...ick.

OP, seriously, your MIL asked a rude question, but it's hardly intended to be about your uterus. I was totally expecting some sort of crazy rude MIL, but it's just a standard MIL who likes her grandkids and wants more. Boring.

[Anonymous]

I agree with PP. This is totally normal conversation over the holidays. Everyone in my family ages 25-35 was asked about future baby announcements.

[Anonymous]

No the question was not about my uterus, but the point remains that she needs to mind her own business and not what's going on with my body.

[Anonymous]

Well. My vocabulary just expanded a little today.