Justin Theroux marries 30yo GF…

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That this was unplanned SCREAMS he convinced her he didn’t want them “yet.”

She probably saw through that and said nope and got her IUD removed or whatever.

Very curious to see how this plays out.

I project he will be like a Peter Cook type. He is Christy Brinkley‘s ex. Late 60s currently with a 27 year-old. Serial cheater.

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Anonymous wrote:That this was unplanned SCREAMS he convinced her he didn’t want them “yet.”

She probably saw through that and said nope and got her IUD removed or whatever.

Very curious to see how this plays out.

I project he will be like a Peter Cook type. He is Christy Brinkley‘s ex. Late 60s currently with a 27 year-old. Serial cheater.

+1 it won’t matter to her though. She got her money. She will probably remarry someone closer in age in about 10 years or so. Maybe 12.

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Anonymous wrote:That this was unplanned SCREAMS he convinced her he didn’t want them “yet.”

She probably saw through that and said nope and got her IUD removed or whatever.

Very curious to see how this plays out.

I project he will be like a Peter Cook type. He is Christy Brinkley‘s ex. Late 60s currently with a 27 year-old. Serial cheater.

+1 it won’t matter to her though. She got her money. She will probably remarry someone closer in age in about 10 years or so. Maybe 12.

Agree.

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It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

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Anonymous wrote:It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

I went back and checked. They have an 18 year difference. They dated when April was 20 and he was 38. Ick!

She had her first baby 24. They had an Irish twin exactly a year later, and then their third child came 1 year, 10 months after #2. Her body changed and is no longer stick thin. They finally just got married last June. Kids are 5,7 and 8 now. Wonder how much time they have left before they call it quits.

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Anonymous wrote:It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

I went back and checked. They have an 18 year difference. They dated when April was 20 and he was 38. Ick!

She had her first baby 24. They had an Irish twin exactly a year later, and then their third child came 1 year, 10 months after #2. Her body changed and is no longer stick thin. They finally just got married last June. Kids are 5,7 and 8 now. Wonder how much time they have left before they call it quits.

Sorry me again. She was actually only 19 when she met Robin. Soo gross!

So now she is 31 and he’s almost 50. Yikes.

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Anonymous wrote:It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

I went back and checked. They have an 18 year difference. They dated when April was 20 and he was 38. Ick!

She had her first baby 24. They had an Irish twin exactly a year later, and then their third child came 1 year, 10 months after #2. Her body changed and is no longer stick thin. They finally just got married last June. Kids are 5,7 and 8 now. Wonder how much time they have left before they call it quits.

Sorry me again. She was actually only 19 when she met Robin. Soo gross!

So now she is 31 and he’s almost 50. Yikes.

And they’re still closer in age than Mr and Mrs Theroux.

In this case she works and does care about her career. I think they’ll max out at two, if they last that long.

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Anonymous wrote:It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

I went back and checked. They have an 18 year difference. They dated when April was 20 and he was 38. Ick!

She had her first baby 24. They had an Irish twin exactly a year later, and then their third child came 1 year, 10 months after #2. Her body changed and is no longer stick thin. They finally just got married last June. Kids are 5,7 and 8 now. Wonder how much time they have left before they call it quits.

Sorry me again. She was actually only 19 when she met Robin. Soo gross!

So now she is 31 and he’s almost 50. Yikes.

And they’re still closer in age than Mr and Mrs Theroux.

In this case she works and does care about her career. I think they’ll max out at two, if they last that long.

Yes, sadly. But 19?! That’s so ick. I cannot imagine my 19 year old DD hooking up with a 38 year old separated man with a child. Omg.

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So interesting that NO one thinks they will last.

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Anonymous wrote:Justin Theroux comes from a long line of cultured and creative people. Paul Theroux, the writer, is his uncle, which is just one example. See his wiki page. He was in Mulholland Drive and posted a nice tribute to David Lynch on his insta when the director passed. This is an actor's actor, who cares more for the project that the fame or money it will bring. Now he's focused on being a father. What a great arc.

Time will tell.

Right? Color me skeptical.

+1 Once Justin's not the center of Nicole's life, look out. Just cannot see him playing happy family for long. Hopefully I'm wrong, for that baby's sake.

He was a nasty cheater when he was with Jennifer so I have very little hope things have changed. I don't think hes fit for monogamy

+1 And his very recent history of dating 18-20 year old women does not reflect well on his character. How could he possibly be a good guy? That's predator behavior.

And didn’t she break off her engagement for Justin? Neither one seems to have a lot of integrity. They are in it for the publicity.

I doubt it's for the publicity per se, since neither one is all that famous. They can walk around NYC with no fanfare. Jen's new BF has almost as many Insta followers as Theroux now, and she is a 30-something character actress who's had a few meaty but smaller roles in big projects. Too soon to tell how her career will go.

As for the integrity thing, good point. Someone posted upthread both have a history of trading up, which doesn't bode well. And his history is concerning.

Individually, you are right they’re not that famous but together they are. Do you think Nicole would’ve had a Vanity Fair spread about her wedding if she had married the investment banker she was originally engaged to? No.

And people mainly care about Justin because he dated Jen. His every move from his wedding to this baby announcement people are tracking Jen’s moves. Did she like the post? Does she wish him well? Is she pining after a baby? Which is of course ridiculous because she’s living her life and seems quite happy but she will always be the victim since Brad left her for a beautiful woman who he had six kids with…. only she got the last laugh cause he turned out to be hardly father of the year and ALL six kids are estranged from him, and apparently he was a drunk and a pot addict for 30 years. She dodged a bullet, but that’s never the story.

They must have great agents. Together or alone did not justify tat spread in the magazine. Probably paid for the wedding. Two PR hounds. Somethings should stay personal.

It's because he's with CAA, thanks to Jennifer Aniston. Wasn't he all about things staying personal when he was with her? Funny how things change once fame doesn't come so easily to him anymore. And his wife is thrilled to be along for the publicity ride. These two haven't met a red carpet they don't like. Leaving a days-old infant at home is not the flex they think it is.

Also, he looks ridiculous. The short-cut suit arms and legs, and too-tight fit didn't look great before but looks downright stupid on a middle-aged guy. Such a try-hard poseur.

He seems to like the attention but not when he was with Jen. Why? Ego. Then he was Mr. Aniston.

+1!!!! Fergie ex husband just said something similar too this as well.

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What's with the age gap hate? Whatever happened to "you do you"? Adults make their own decisions. Obviously these couples disagree with your subjective "yuck" take. I don't get the judgment.

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Anonymous wrote:It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

Have you seen how he referred to them? He said he was happy to have "three extra kids." Robin was trying to replace Paula but I think Justin likes having a woman that is a lesser known actress

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Anonymous wrote:What's with the age gap hate? Whatever happened to "you do you"? Adults make their own decisions. Obviously these couples disagree with your subjective "yuck" take. I don't get the judgment.

I’m not a big fan of age gaps. It’s not like I think they should be outlawed or anything just that I think there are a lot of trade-offs. Agree that people can do what they want.

The thing is, age gaps are much more prevalent in celebrity circles than in the average population. Statistically most heterosexual couples are within three years of each other (about two thirds) with something like around 90% being within less than 10 years. Age gaps of more than 10 years and especially when you get to 15 to 20 or quite rare. Less than 1% of the population has a 20 year or more each gap.

But we tend to see them more in celebrity circles. In this case, I don’t think Nicole is thinking through about the trade-offs, which is that she’s having kids with a much older man and what 20 years from now is going to look like. If you really love someone I think you can overcome that, but I think the vibe of this thread is that these two are major fame and publicity chasers and that neither one has a great track record. She broke off an engagement for Justin and he’s a known serial cheater and has dated girls just out of their teens when he’s been in his 40s, which is gross. And the fact that he’s done so much weird stuff to his face means he’s not exactly in a good place.

So yeah, there’s gonna be some judgment. I am sure in real life there are age gaps that work out. But this is just an illustration of so much that is wrong with celebrity culture.

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Anonymous wrote:What's with the age gap hate? Whatever happened to "you do you"? Adults make their own decisions. Obviously these couples disagree with your subjective "yuck" take. I don't get the judgment.

I’m not a big fan of age gaps. It’s not like I think they should be outlawed or anything just that I think there are a lot of trade-offs. Agree that people can do what they want.

The thing is, age gaps are much more prevalent in celebrity circles than in the average population. Statistically most heterosexual couples are within three years of each other (about two thirds) with something like around 90% being within less than 10 years. Age gaps of more than 10 years and especially when you get to 15 to 20 or quite rare. Less than 1% of the population has a 20 year or more each gap.

But we tend to see them more in celebrity circles. In this case, I don’t think Nicole is thinking through about the trade-offs, which is that she’s having kids with a much older man and what 20 years from now is going to look like. If you really love someone I think you can overcome that, but I think the vibe of this thread is that these two are major fame and publicity chasers and that neither one has a great track record. She broke off an engagement for Justin and he’s a known serial cheater and has dated girls just out of their teens when he’s been in his 40s, which is gross. And the fact that he’s done so much weird stuff to his face means he’s not exactly in a good place.

So yeah, there’s gonna be some judgment. I am sure in real life there are age gaps that work out. But this is just an illustration of so much that is wrong with celebrity culture.

Very well said.

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Anonymous wrote:What's with the age gap hate? Whatever happened to "you do you"? Adults make their own decisions. Obviously these couples disagree with your subjective "yuck" take. I don't get the judgment.

I’m not a big fan of age gaps. It’s not like I think they should be outlawed or anything just that I think there are a lot of trade-offs. Agree that people can do what they want.

The thing is, age gaps are much more prevalent in celebrity circles than in the average population. Statistically most heterosexual couples are within three years of each other (about two thirds) with something like around 90% being within less than 10 years. Age gaps of more than 10 years and especially when you get to 15 to 20 or quite rare. Less than 1% of the population has a 20 year or more each gap.

But we tend to see them more in celebrity circles. In this case, I don’t think Nicole is thinking through about the trade-offs, which is that she’s having kids with a much older man and what 20 years from now is going to look like. If you really love someone I think you can overcome that, but I think the vibe of this thread is that these two are major fame and publicity chasers and that neither one has a great track record. She broke off an engagement for Justin and he’s a known serial cheater and has dated girls just out of their teens when he’s been in his 40s, which is gross. And the fact that he’s done so much weird stuff to his face means he’s not exactly in a good place.

So yeah, there’s gonna be some judgment. I am sure in real life there are age gaps that work out. But this is just an illustration of so much that is wrong with celebrity culture.

And he broke up with live in GF for Jen. Think he was with GF 11 years, maybe more.