The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:New Ivanka Material! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8698209/Ivanka-Trump-steps-1-280-Emilia-Wickstead-dress-black-face-mask.html

I would wear this. Beautiful color.

I would hope you wouldn't. The giant neck bow is fighting with her hair, the cinched waist makes her look more hippy than necessary, and it's a winter dress in summer.

She's doing sexy Amish here. For her visit to Lancaster County.

https://lancasteronline.com/ivanka-trump/image_b4380244-eed8-11ea-a6e4-0f6ef3eb65b5.html

My first thought was Handmaid's Tale.

Mine is "man hands" https://images.app.goo.gl/hhKdhfk62D7fmf2M9

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Anonymous wrote:New Ivanka Material! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8698209/Ivanka-Trump-steps-1-280-Emilia-Wickstead-dress-black-face-mask.html

I would wear this. Beautiful color.

I would hope you wouldn't. The giant neck bow is fighting with her hair, the cinched waist makes her look more hippy than necessary, and it's a winter dress in summer.

She's doing sexy Amish here. For her visit to Lancaster County.

https://lancasteronline.com/ivanka-trump/image_b4380244-eed8-11ea-a6e4-0f6ef3eb65b5.html

My first thought was Handmaid's Tale.

Mine is "man hands" https://images.app.goo.gl/hhKdhfk62D7fmf2M9

She does have very old, weathered and larger hands than she used to. I know someone posted the covid hands pic a few pages ago, but I couldn’t see it from her “I know better than you” finger in the air at the RNC. Here it’s really easy to see.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s like some bad comedy movie where Hugh Hefner becomes President and staffs the West Wing with bunnies. That’s what they would wear for a press briefing.
I feel like there can never again be a comedy about the presidency because we will all have such PTSD that we will say “i lived that and THAT’S NOT FUNNY.”

Hmmm...bleach blond hair, gigantic fake breasts, inappropriate attire, floaty sexy secret voice...

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Anonymous wrote:New Ivanka Material! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8698209/Ivanka-Trump-steps-1-280-Emilia-Wickstead-dress-black-face-mask.html

I would wear this. Beautiful color.

I would hope you wouldn't. The giant neck bow is fighting with her hair, the cinched waist makes her look more hippy than necessary, and it's a winter dress in summer.

She's doing sexy Amish here. For her visit to Lancaster County.

https://lancasteronline.com/ivanka-trump/image_b4380244-eed8-11ea-a6e4-0f6ef3eb65b5.html

My first thought was Handmaid's Tale.

Mine is "man hands" https://images.app.goo.gl/hhKdhfk62D7fmf2M9

I guess bad hands run in the family.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s like some bad comedy movie where Hugh Hefner becomes President and staffs the West Wing with bunnies. That’s what they would wear for a press briefing.
I feel like there can never again be a comedy about the presidency because we will all have such PTSD that we will say “i lived that and THAT’S NOT FUNNY.”

+1
We will groan "too soon" for twenty years

[Anonymous]

OMG you guys, the co-host of one of my favorite podcasts found this in an old Sassy magazine and put it on twitter. I’m so glad I have you all to share it with.

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Anonymous wrote:Can anyone post a picture of the dress Kayleigh wore for her very important briefing about Nancy Pelosi's hair appointment? (The upshot of that being that it appears that salon owner will be moving from SF to OC, or Idaho.)

The dress, sleeveless of course, has an enormous zipper right down the front middle. I'm kind of curious how long the dress is, but it appears to me to be one of the most work inappropriate things I've seen someone wear. Sort of like a cross between a scuba outfit and a stripper dress. I like the color, though.

It's skin tight and at least 3" above the knee
https://www.facebook.com/WKYTTV/videos/425082728895197

Good God!

Ok that is sooo inappropriate for work... anywhere, much less the White House.

What the hell is happening guys.

But v appropriate if she's heading out after the press conference to her night job as hostess at a scuba-themed strip club

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It’s like some bad comedy movie where Hugh Hefner becomes President and staffs the West Wing with bunnies. That’s what they would wear for a press briefing.
I feel like there can never again be a comedy about the presidency because we will all have such PTSD that we will say “i lived that and THAT’S NOT FUNNY.”

And yet, the Playboy bunnies would likely be more ethical and more competent than any of the people currently in the WH.

And better dressed.

And smaller implants

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG you guys, the co-host of one of my favorite podcasts found this in an old Sassy magazine and put it on twitter. I’m so glad I have you all to share it with.

RIP Sassy

And AMAZING that Marla Maples is the one to come out of this nightmare smelling least like sht

That said I thought she was going to save us before the election by releasing the taxes, but I was wrong.

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Anonymous wrote:New Ivanka Material! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8698209/Ivanka-Trump-steps-1-280-Emilia-Wickstead-dress-black-face-mask.html

I would wear this. Beautiful color.

Maybe in October...

No kidding. She’s wearing and marinating in the swamp.

Very deconstructed Girl Scout uniform.

Her hips...are so weird in all these pictures of her walking, she always has one side jutted out (and it's not always the same size). Is she posing? Does she have weird hips?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Can anyone post a picture of the dress Kayleigh wore for her very important briefing about Nancy Pelosi's hair appointment? (The upshot of that being that it appears that salon owner will be moving from SF to OC, or Idaho.)

The dress, sleeveless of course, has an enormous zipper right down the front middle. I'm kind of curious how long the dress is, but it appears to me to be one of the most work inappropriate things I've seen someone wear. Sort of like a cross between a scuba outfit and a stripper dress. I like the color, though.

It's skin tight and at least 3" above the knee
https://www.facebook.com/WKYTTV/videos/425082728895197

Good God!

Ok that is sooo inappropriate for work... anywhere, much less the White House.

What the hell is happening guys.

Can someone please let Kaylee know that (a) she spells her name wrong and (b) she's not in a sorority anymore???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:New Ivanka Material! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8698209/Ivanka-Trump-steps-1-280-Emilia-Wickstead-dress-black-face-mask.html

I would wear this. Beautiful color.

I would hope you wouldn't. The giant neck bow is fighting with her hair, the cinched waist makes her look more hippy than necessary, and it's a winter dress in summer.

She's doing sexy Amish here. For her visit to Lancaster County.

https://lancasteronline.com/ivanka-trump/image_b4380244-eed8-11ea-a6e4-0f6ef3eb65b5.html

My first thought was Handmaid's Tale.

Mine is "man hands" https://images.app.goo.gl/hhKdhfk62D7fmf2M9

I guess bad hands run in the family.

TO be fair, the picture is kind of grainy, so that makes her hands look diseased.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:New Ivanka Material! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8698209/Ivanka-Trump-steps-1-280-Emilia-Wickstead-dress-black-face-mask.html

I would wear this. Beautiful color.

I would hope you wouldn't. The giant neck bow is fighting with her hair, the cinched waist makes her look more hippy than necessary, and it's a winter dress in summer.

She's doing sexy Amish here. For her visit to Lancaster County.

https://lancasteronline.com/ivanka-trump/image_b4380244-eed8-11ea-a6e4-0f6ef3eb65b5.html

My first thought was Handmaid's Tale.

Ivanka is every bit a Serena Joy.

I think the neck bow thing minimizes her chest nicely.

[Anonymous]

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Sorry not to play along here. Tiffany's message made me sad. Daddy is never going to love you, Hon. Go back to the ether and find a passion to follow.

Her mishaps stem from the fact that she wasn't curated throughout her lifetime like her sister was. She doesn't have the cash for a quality stylist because she's not considered part of the "real" family.

I wonder how much Ivanka pays in upkeep each month. Any guesses?

She has the cash for a stylist. This is she in front of a portrait of herself done in swarovski crystals:

Like she does with her social media pix, she had the artist make her appear thinner than she actually is.

She’s a pig at trump trough, she’s just a runt in comparison to her older (half) siblings.

I actually don't think she does. She and Marla were begging the campaign/Trump for a few hundred bucks for hair and makeup for the Innauguration. She's not the favored daughter, she clearly hasn't gotten the Ivanka makeover, I don't think she is all that flush.

They weren’t “begging,” they were being cheap and entitled. She’s not poor, not by a long shot.
She grew up in a California mansion:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.trulia.com/blog/marla-maples-sell-calabassas-mansion/amp/

+1
She might not be Ivanka level rich, but can certainly afford hair and make up. Also, her partner is a billionaire heir.

[Anonymous]

^^ That is one of the tackiest portraits I have ever seen, with a fugly frame to match.