Justin Theroux marries 30yo GF…

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Anonymous wrote:Justin Theroux comes from a long line of cultured and creative people. Paul Theroux, the writer, is his uncle, which is just one example. See his wiki page. He was in Mulholland Drive and posted a nice tribute to David Lynch on his insta when the director passed. This is an actor's actor, who cares more for the project that the fame or money it will bring. Now he's focused on being a father. What a great arc.

Time will tell.

Right? Color me skeptical.

+1 Once Justin's not the center of Nicole's life, look out. Just cannot see him playing happy family for long. Hopefully I'm wrong, for that baby's sake.

He was a nasty cheater when he was with Jennifer so I have very little hope things have changed. I don't think hes fit for monogamy

+1 And his very recent history of dating 18-20 year old women does not reflect well on his character. How could he possibly be a good guy? That's predator behavior.

And didn’t she break off her engagement for Justin? Neither one seems to have a lot of integrity. They are in it for the publicity.

I doubt it's for the publicity per se, since neither one is all that famous. They can walk around NYC with no fanfare. Jen's new BF has almost as many Insta followers as Theroux now, and she is a 30-something character actress who's had a few meaty but smaller roles in big projects. Too soon to tell how her career will go.

As for the integrity thing, good point. Someone posted upthread both have a history of trading up, which doesn't bode well. And his history is concerning.

Individually, you are right they’re not that famous but together they are. Do you think Nicole would’ve had a Vanity Fair spread about her wedding if she had married the investment banker she was originally engaged to? No.

And people mainly care about Justin because he dated Jen. His every move from his wedding to this baby announcement people are tracking Jen’s moves. Did she like the post? Does she wish him well? Is she pining after a baby? Which is of course ridiculous because she’s living her life and seems quite happy but she will always be the victim since Brad left her for a beautiful woman who he had six kids with…. only she got the last laugh cause he turned out to be hardly father of the year and ALL six kids are estranged from him, and apparently he was a drunk and a pot addict for 30 years. She dodged a bullet, but that’s never the story.

They must have great agents. Together or alone did not justify tat spread in the magazine. Probably paid for the wedding. Two PR hounds. Somethings should stay personal.

It's because he's with CAA, thanks to Jennifer Aniston. Wasn't he all about things staying personal when he was with her? Funny how things change once fame doesn't come so easily to him anymore. And his wife is thrilled to be along for the publicity ride. These two haven't met a red carpet they don't like. Leaving a days-old infant at home is not the flex they think it is.

Also, he looks ridiculous. The short-cut suit arms and legs, and too-tight fit didn't look great before but looks downright stupid on a middle-aged guy. Such a try-hard poseur.

He seems to like the attention but not when he was with Jen. Why? Ego. Then he was Mr. Aniston.

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Anonymous wrote:I bet they waited to announce the birth, after they were home and settled in for a few weeks (maybe even a month). I doubt she just gave birth and is probably not breastfeeding either. Bottle fed baby and a night nanny could mean relatively calm times right now.

She absolutely does not look like she gave birth a few days ago and also does not appear to be breastfeeding. At least two weeks out, probably four yes.

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Anonymous wrote:I bet they waited to announce the birth, after they were home and settled in for a few weeks (maybe even a month). I doubt she just gave birth and is probably not breastfeeding either. Bottle fed baby and a night nanny could mean relatively calm times right now.

She absolutely does not look like she gave birth a few days ago and also does not appear to be breastfeeding. At least two weeks out, probably four yes.

No one who is breastfeeding could wear a skimpy halter top dress. No way. Nor could a first-time mother wear stilettos a few days after giving birth. Between the bleeding and plain old physical recovery, no way.

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Anonymous wrote:I bet they waited to announce the birth, after they were home and settled in for a few weeks (maybe even a month). I doubt she just gave birth and is probably not breastfeeding either. Bottle fed baby and a night nanny could mean relatively calm times right now.

She absolutely does not look like she gave birth a few days ago and also does not appear to be breastfeeding. At least two weeks out, probably four yes.

No one who is breastfeeding could wear a skimpy halter top dress. No way. Nor could a first-time mother wear stilettos a few days after giving birth. Between the bleeding and plain old physical recovery, no way.

Agree. It looks like she has no bra on to be honest. She would be leaking and need breast pads in a nursing bra.

Did he have a hair transplant?

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Anonymous wrote:Justin Theroux comes from a long line of cultured and creative people. Paul Theroux, the writer, is his uncle, which is just one example. See his wiki page. He was in Mulholland Drive and posted a nice tribute to David Lynch on his insta when the director passed. This is an actor's actor, who cares more for the project that the fame or money it will bring. Now he's focused on being a father. What a great arc.

Time will tell.

Right? Color me skeptical.

+1 Once Justin's not the center of Nicole's life, look out. Just cannot see him playing happy family for long. Hopefully I'm wrong, for that baby's sake.

He was a nasty cheater when he was with Jennifer so I have very little hope things have changed. I don't think hes fit for monogamy

+1 And his very recent history of dating 18-20 year old women does not reflect well on his character. How could he possibly be a good guy? That's predator behavior.

And didn’t she break off her engagement for Justin? Neither one seems to have a lot of integrity. They are in it for the publicity.

I doubt it's for the publicity per se, since neither one is all that famous. They can walk around NYC with no fanfare. Jen's new BF has almost as many Insta followers as Theroux now, and she is a 30-something character actress who's had a few meaty but smaller roles in big projects. Too soon to tell how her career will go.

As for the integrity thing, good point. Someone posted upthread both have a history of trading up, which doesn't bode well. And his history is concerning.

Individually, you are right they’re not that famous but together they are. Do you think Nicole would’ve had a Vanity Fair spread about her wedding if she had married the investment banker she was originally engaged to? No.

And people mainly care about Justin because he dated Jen. His every move from his wedding to this baby announcement people are tracking Jen’s moves. Did she like the post? Does she wish him well? Is she pining after a baby? Which is of course ridiculous because she’s living her life and seems quite happy but she will always be the victim since Brad left her for a beautiful woman who he had six kids with…. only she got the last laugh cause he turned out to be hardly father of the year and ALL six kids are estranged from him, and apparently he was a drunk and a pot addict for 30 years. She dodged a bullet, but that’s never the story.

They must have great agents. Together or alone did not justify tat spread in the magazine. Probably paid for the wedding. Two PR hounds. Somethings should stay personal.

It's because he's with CAA, thanks to Jennifer Aniston. Wasn't he all about things staying personal when he was with her? Funny how things change once fame doesn't come so easily to him anymore. And his wife is thrilled to be along for the publicity ride. These two haven't met a red carpet they don't like. Leaving a days-old infant at home is not the flex they think it is.

Also, he looks ridiculous. The short-cut suit arms and legs, and too-tight fit didn't look great before but looks downright stupid on a middle-aged guy. Such a try-hard poseur.

He seems to like the attention but not when he was with Jen. Why? Ego. Then he was Mr. Aniston.

Yes, he screams raging ego. Of course he was going to end up with someone much younger and less known. He did not like being Mr. Aniston one bit, though he liked it long enough to get CAA representation.

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That this was unplanned SCREAMS he convinced her he didn’t want them “yet.”

She probably saw through that and said nope and got her IUD removed or whatever.

Very curious to see how this plays out.

I project he will be like a Peter Cook type. He is Christy Brinkley‘s ex. Late 60s currently with a 27 year-old. Serial cheater.

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Anonymous wrote:That this was unplanned SCREAMS he convinced her he didn’t want them “yet.”

She probably saw through that and said nope and got her IUD removed or whatever.

Very curious to see how this plays out.

I project he will be like a Peter Cook type. He is Christy Brinkley‘s ex. Late 60s currently with a 27 year-old. Serial cheater.

+1 it won’t matter to her though. She got her money. She will probably remarry someone closer in age in about 10 years or so. Maybe 12.

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Anonymous wrote:That this was unplanned SCREAMS he convinced her he didn’t want them “yet.”

She probably saw through that and said nope and got her IUD removed or whatever.

Very curious to see how this plays out.

I project he will be like a Peter Cook type. He is Christy Brinkley‘s ex. Late 60s currently with a 27 year-old. Serial cheater.

+1 it won’t matter to her though. She got her money. She will probably remarry someone closer in age in about 10 years or so. Maybe 12.

Agree.

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It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

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Anonymous wrote:It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

I went back and checked. They have an 18 year difference. They dated when April was 20 and he was 38. Ick!

She had her first baby 24. They had an Irish twin exactly a year later, and then their third child came 1 year, 10 months after #2. Her body changed and is no longer stick thin. They finally just got married last June. Kids are 5,7 and 8 now. Wonder how much time they have left before they call it quits.

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Anonymous wrote:It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

I went back and checked. They have an 18 year difference. They dated when April was 20 and he was 38. Ick!

She had her first baby 24. They had an Irish twin exactly a year later, and then their third child came 1 year, 10 months after #2. Her body changed and is no longer stick thin. They finally just got married last June. Kids are 5,7 and 8 now. Wonder how much time they have left before they call it quits.

Sorry me again. She was actually only 19 when she met Robin. Soo gross!

So now she is 31 and he’s almost 50. Yikes.

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Anonymous wrote:It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

I went back and checked. They have an 18 year difference. They dated when April was 20 and he was 38. Ick!

She had her first baby 24. They had an Irish twin exactly a year later, and then their third child came 1 year, 10 months after #2. Her body changed and is no longer stick thin. They finally just got married last June. Kids are 5,7 and 8 now. Wonder how much time they have left before they call it quits.

Sorry me again. She was actually only 19 when she met Robin. Soo gross!

So now she is 31 and he’s almost 50. Yikes.

And they’re still closer in age than Mr and Mrs Theroux.

In this case she works and does care about her career. I think they’ll max out at two, if they last that long.

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Anonymous wrote:It’s sort of giving me Robin Thicke vibes. His new wife, April Geary, churned out 3 babies in quick succession, like 3-4 years I want to say. She was also a lot younger than him. Maybe not as much?

I went back and checked. They have an 18 year difference. They dated when April was 20 and he was 38. Ick!

She had her first baby 24. They had an Irish twin exactly a year later, and then their third child came 1 year, 10 months after #2. Her body changed and is no longer stick thin. They finally just got married last June. Kids are 5,7 and 8 now. Wonder how much time they have left before they call it quits.

Sorry me again. She was actually only 19 when she met Robin. Soo gross!

So now she is 31 and he’s almost 50. Yikes.

And they’re still closer in age than Mr and Mrs Theroux.

In this case she works and does care about her career. I think they’ll max out at two, if they last that long.

Yes, sadly. But 19?! That’s so ick. I cannot imagine my 19 year old DD hooking up with a 38 year old separated man with a child. Omg.

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So interesting that NO one thinks they will last.

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Anonymous wrote:Justin Theroux comes from a long line of cultured and creative people. Paul Theroux, the writer, is his uncle, which is just one example. See his wiki page. He was in Mulholland Drive and posted a nice tribute to David Lynch on his insta when the director passed. This is an actor's actor, who cares more for the project that the fame or money it will bring. Now he's focused on being a father. What a great arc.

Time will tell.

Right? Color me skeptical.

+1 Once Justin's not the center of Nicole's life, look out. Just cannot see him playing happy family for long. Hopefully I'm wrong, for that baby's sake.

He was a nasty cheater when he was with Jennifer so I have very little hope things have changed. I don't think hes fit for monogamy

+1 And his very recent history of dating 18-20 year old women does not reflect well on his character. How could he possibly be a good guy? That's predator behavior.

And didn’t she break off her engagement for Justin? Neither one seems to have a lot of integrity. They are in it for the publicity.

I doubt it's for the publicity per se, since neither one is all that famous. They can walk around NYC with no fanfare. Jen's new BF has almost as many Insta followers as Theroux now, and she is a 30-something character actress who's had a few meaty but smaller roles in big projects. Too soon to tell how her career will go.

As for the integrity thing, good point. Someone posted upthread both have a history of trading up, which doesn't bode well. And his history is concerning.

Individually, you are right they’re not that famous but together they are. Do you think Nicole would’ve had a Vanity Fair spread about her wedding if she had married the investment banker she was originally engaged to? No.

And people mainly care about Justin because he dated Jen. His every move from his wedding to this baby announcement people are tracking Jen’s moves. Did she like the post? Does she wish him well? Is she pining after a baby? Which is of course ridiculous because she’s living her life and seems quite happy but she will always be the victim since Brad left her for a beautiful woman who he had six kids with…. only she got the last laugh cause he turned out to be hardly father of the year and ALL six kids are estranged from him, and apparently he was a drunk and a pot addict for 30 years. She dodged a bullet, but that’s never the story.

They must have great agents. Together or alone did not justify tat spread in the magazine. Probably paid for the wedding. Two PR hounds. Somethings should stay personal.

It's because he's with CAA, thanks to Jennifer Aniston. Wasn't he all about things staying personal when he was with her? Funny how things change once fame doesn't come so easily to him anymore. And his wife is thrilled to be along for the publicity ride. These two haven't met a red carpet they don't like. Leaving a days-old infant at home is not the flex they think it is.

Also, he looks ridiculous. The short-cut suit arms and legs, and too-tight fit didn't look great before but looks downright stupid on a middle-aged guy. Such a try-hard poseur.

He seems to like the attention but not when he was with Jen. Why? Ego. Then he was Mr. Aniston.

+1!!!! Fergie ex husband just said something similar too this as well.