
I hate when dh asks me to answer the phone when he knows it's his Mom calling. |
cook something for him when i'm ready to go to bed. |
make that difficult call he does not want to make |
tell my family they need to stay in a hotel when they visit. |
watch a cheesy man flick instead of surfing DCUM. |
change the cat litter. |
clean the house. Because, you know, that's what I stay home to do. |
My DH doesn't ask. He'll say "We should do this and this." And I know he means that I should do it but he doesn't have the gonads to say so. |
My husband, too! So passive aggressive. I hate it when he asks me to play dress up for him. Ugh! |
do it. |
Take care of everything while he goes to Iraq for the year. |
give him a blowjob. |
I hate it when DH asks me ...where is X,Y, Z. Constantly. Even when whatever it is is literally in front of him.
Best time he was in a restaurant I have never been to and asked me over the phone where the bathroom was and has been in stores that I have not been in and called to ask what aisle something is in. I usually direct him to lift his head and look up for a sign. I have told him there is no tracking device in my boobs and that after 12 years of higher education he has educated himself beyond common sense. |
swallow ![]() |
oh good one 14:33 from 11:42. |