
Pop his zits. |
ew, ew, ew |
Tea-bag him. Speaking of gonads. ![]() |
Clip his toe nails. |
Oh I just googled that. I did not expect that definition! ![]() |
Make love when I am so tired |
I think the PP whose husband says "we" has just uncovered a polygamist....my DH doesn't understand the word "I", unless it is coming out of my mouth....aaaarrrggghhh, but in my case, he truly believes himself benevolent to be all inclusive! |
I hate it when my wife asks me for money to go shop and act like a yenta, but won't suck my balls or give me a blow job. |
At least YOURS ask. Mine just assumes. Everythin. |
Toss his salad...
BTW, I have always said not just no, but HELL NO!!!! |
Is this another "tea-bag"like expression? |
Just googled it. Ew ew ew! |
I hate when my wife makes me get her tampons. STOCK UP. |
I'm 44 years old and have never been married but have had lots of relationships(currently single, though, and for a long time). When people ask me why I never married or if I am sorry or lonely, I refer them to this among other threads on this website. Tea-bagging and tossing salads pretty much says it all. Next time hubby asks you to toss his salad, ask him if he minds if you use the beautiful sterling silver tongs that Aunt Dorcas gave you on your wedding day. |
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