The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Silk pajama Hammer pants! Parted extensions with a brown tuft in back! The stripper shoes in an odd color that don't go with the all black look! There is no way thus woman has a stylist and if she does? They hate her.

Typhoon Barbie!
Envogue called:

They want their pants back.

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Ivanka heard our criticisms of her prairie dress and went full last-scene-of-Grease on us!

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Silk pajama Hammer pants! Parted extensions with a brown tuft in back! The stripper shoes in an odd color that don't go with the all black look! There is no way thus woman has a stylist and if she does? They hate her.

I am literally crying laughing.

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Anonymous wrote:Read my lips

I am breaking the law and violating the hatch act. But I’m pretty and rich so it doesn’t matter.

This looks like a still from a late 80s pop video. Whoops! She did it again!

It's probably the center part, but she looks like she has a Theresa Guidice 2-head here.

She kept messing with her hair. She should have pulled it back, even if only the face framing part.

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Anonymous wrote:Mel and Ivanka:

https://twitter.com/DGComedy/status/1299171443905761280?s=20

Is it me or is this video edited to put that look in?

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I just want to thank you all. In this crazy time, I come to this thread for a good laugh and you guys never let me down.

The comment about the witch legs on Melania's pink dress a few pages back absolutely slayed me.

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Anonymous wrote:Mel and Ivanka:

https://twitter.com/DGComedy/status/1299171443905761280?s=20

Is it me or is this video edited to put that look in?

No edit necessary — I saw this live.
As she walked from “the people’s house” to the podium, I noticed Mel’s expression was on a loop from serious to broad smile and back again, over and over. You think she’d learn to make the transitions appear normal. I assume it’s a runway model thing.

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Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

OH MY GOD what the hell color is she?

That color is called "Florida Trash"

She really likes a sleeveless mock turtleneck. I feel like she probably still has s bunch of cold shoulder tops in her closet to show off that Florida glow.
But what is going on with that skirt? Its like the skirt had a dickey.

Right? I can't figure out what's going on there, other than it is Not Good.

[Anonymous]

More green screen fun in here: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/melania-trump-green-screen-dress-rnc

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Read my lips

I am breaking the law and violating the hatch act. But I’m pretty and rich so it doesn’t matter.

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Anonymous wrote:Someone post Melania’s green screen dress!!

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1299174942882365441?s=21

I don’t know how or I would. Most excellent!

Melania nailed it. The picture actually does not represent a true color of the dress (it looks more like a green highlighter on the photo, while on video it is very refreshing shade of green).

Adjust the color on your tv. It’s not refreshing. It’s lime.

what is going on with her facial expressions? did her wiring get wet or something?

i do love that stupid dress. i am a sucker for neon. and it fits, which is quite something!

[Anonymous]

Colors like that neon green look best on darker skinned people. Michelle could have rocked that dress. With all of her fake tanning, Melania can't pull that color off...though I actually think the dress itself is kinda cool.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mother sporting severe black and white and looking very puritanical:

Nunsense is habit forming...

Is it just me, or does it have a bit of a diner waitress feel to it? I mean maybe if the same dress were in a robin-blue.

[Anonymous]

Kate Bennett (@KateBennett_DC) Tweeted:
For those wondering why @FLOTUS chose the bright green?? 😏 https://t.co/vnsoMInE8M

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Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

OH MY GOD what the hell color is she?

That color is called "Florida Trash"

She really likes a sleeveless mock turtleneck. I feel like she probably still has s bunch of cold shoulder tops in her closet to show off that Florida glow.
But what is going on with that skirt? Its like the skirt had a dickey.

Right? I can't figure out what's going on there, other than it is Not Good.

The dickie is migrating!