RHOBH Season 9

[Anonymous]

I'm so bored by LVP and Ken. I'm glad she hasn't been showing up to events.

Dorit is still a self centered fake and her husband is even more of a disgusting, albeit shaved, lump than ever. His hostility and the way he talks to Dorit and the women is creepy. He waddles around in his stumpy manner acting like he is The Boss! It is so funny given that everything about him is fake. No money, no class.

Camille has always been a 100% true to the textbook narcissist. Nothing has changed there, she just seems to have had some coaching about how to come off in front of the cameras.

The most frustrating thing about this show is that none of the women are intelligent/educated enough to be able to duke it out verbally with someone like LVP. At the core of Lisa's "British humor" are insults based on an assumed superiority. She and that lump truly believe they are superior to everyone else. LVP only makes friends with those that are less than. She is more comfortable with broken types she can control.

The women on the show are anti-intellectual. They are very threatened by women who are better educated. Teddi is one half step ahead of the other women in this way and it completely threatens Camille. I was stunned that in last night's show Dorit seemed to be a voice of reason and seemed more intelligent than the rest.

The show would be so much better if they brought in less trashy types but that demographic is less likely to sign up for this mess

[Anonymous]

My Take;
Denise, although seeming altruistic and a caring mother, is giving off a strange swinger vibe and it’s disturbing and gross.
Teddi has found her voice and now can’t stop talking and interfering; she talks using her hands, and they seem like really huge hands almost cartoon-like. I do not like her canyon cliff house and would be afraid that my kids would get hurt.
Lisa V. Is done. She has no storyline and has moved on from these shallow forced newbies. Besides Kyke, she has nothing in common with these gals. Too bad Adrienne Maloof left. If someone swears on the lives of their children, you have to believe them. I have to give PK credit to laugh at the dramatics and good for him saying that he believed Lisa. Dorit, let it go.
Lisa R. Is like the mischievous imp watching with delight stoking and fanning the fire when needed, careful to not get too involved or burned this season
Camille is just weird and will never shake her “dancer” image.
Kyle is holding this show together but is getting lost in the ridiculous made-up drama. I still think she is the most sincere.

[Anonymous]

I'm so over old, washed up LVP. It makes me miss Brandi Glanville. She was at least fun.

I'm going to start a petition to get Yael Cohen Braun on the show - I think she'd be great.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anyone see their "camping" trip? Eyeroll. Loved the cabins/yurts they stayed in, but camping? Nope.

I really like Denise, but wow is she always talking about sex. The happy ending discussion was pretty shocking, IMO. I can't even imagine talking like that on national TV, knowing that my daughters could easily watch on their computers, etc. And that all of their friends' parents are most definitely watching - and judging!

I have always thought Camille is strange, ever since the very first season long ago. She's just... odd. It's like she tries way too hard to be funny but is not funny at all, and then she overreacts to everything.

Teddi is a little bossy, but I much prefer her to Camille.

Denise isn’t part of a DCUM crowd. Her kids’ friends and their parents are likely in the same industry based on the private schools they go to. And nothing Denise can say will top Charlie’s antics over the years.

I think it's funny that you somehow "know" what crowd Denise is in.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My Take;
Denise, although seeming altruistic and a caring mother, is giving off a strange swinger vibe and it’s disturbing and gross.
Teddi has found her voice and now can’t stop talking and interfering; she talks using her hands, and they seem like really huge hands almost cartoon-like. I do not like her canyon cliff house and would be afraid that my kids would get hurt.
Lisa V. Is done. She has no storyline and has moved on from these shallow forced newbies. Besides Kyke, she has nothing in common with these gals. Too bad Adrienne Maloof left. If someone swears on the lives of their children, you have to believe them. I have to give PK credit to laugh at the dramatics and good for him saying that he believed Lisa. Dorit, let it go.
Lisa R. Is like the mischievous imp watching with delight stoking and fanning the fire when needed, careful to not get too involved or burned this season
Camille is just weird and will never shake her “dancer” image.
Kyle is holding this show together but is getting lost in the ridiculous made-up drama. I still think she is the most sincere.

Agree with all of this. Denise is so sweet and down-to-earth... and then she comes out with the most sexual remarks. Very strange.

Teddi is smart, but she definitely does insert herself when it's not about her and comes off as lecturing at the women. Kind of patronizing. I can't stand Camille, but I do agree with her about that.

LVP - definitely boring and no storyline anymore.

Rinna - over-the-top and LOUD. I generally love her, except when she stirs things up. I like that she owns her plastic surgery and goofiness. She seems like she'd be fun to hang out with.

Kyle is my favorite, mainly because she doesn't seem to have any real issues or vices. She's relatively "normal," for a RH. Plus, I love her hair. But her legs are so stubby! (Shallow me.)

[Anonymous]

I thought the camping trip was hilarious, overall. One of my favourite episodes ever, probably. Who knew Dorit could BBQ and rock climb? Who knew Rinna could rock climb? Erika eating pumpkin pie and spray cheese for breakfast! The stories Denise and Camille told - my mouth was hanging open, and for two women with teenagers I suspect they may have regretted it after, but damn- it made for an entertaining episode.

[Anonymous]

My favorite part of the last episode was when Dorit was in the rv and someone said, “how do you let them know you want a happy ending?” And then she spread her legs, pointed to her crotch and then the masseuse and then her crotch. I couldn’t believe how funny that was and showed a different side of dorit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm so bored by LVP and Ken. I'm glad she hasn't been showing up to events.

Dorit is still a self centered fake and her husband is even more of a disgusting, albeit shaved, lump than ever. His hostility and the way he talks to Dorit and the women is creepy. He waddles around in his stumpy manner acting like he is The Boss! It is so funny given that everything about him is fake. No money, no class.

Camille has always been a 100% true to the textbook narcissist. Nothing has changed there, she just seems to have had some coaching about how to come off in front of the cameras.

The most frustrating thing about this show is that none of the women are intelligent/educated enough to be able to duke it out verbally with someone like LVP. At the core of Lisa's "British humor" are insults based on an assumed superiority. She and that lump truly believe they are superior to everyone else. LVP only makes friends with those that are less than. She is more comfortable with broken types she can control.

The women on the show are anti-intellectual. They are very threatened by women who are better educated. Teddi is one half step ahead of the other women in this way and it completely threatens Camille. I was stunned that in last night's show Dorit seemed to be a voice of reason and seemed more intelligent than the rest.

The show would be so much better if they brought in less trashy types but that demographic is less likely to sign up for this mess

excellent analysis

[Anonymous]

I cannot believe social media hasn't picked up on this, but I will say it...

"Happy ending" massages are not ha ha, oh how crazy, that outrageous Denise and her husband.

Happy ending massages = illegal sex work = *HUMAN TRAFFICKING.* The average age of human trafficking victims? Twelve years old.

For Denise to get a "happy ending" massage, and for her to encourage her husband to get one, is creating demand for and participating in human trafficking.

It's not plinky plunky zany music, it's not cute, it's not funny, it's not ha-ha. It's human trafficking.

[Anonymous]

Oh, stop.

I was surprised how surprised THEY were by the idea of prostate massage. That seems like a fairly basic part of one's repertoire. There's no way Mauricio has been faithful all these years if Kyle thinks that's shocking.

[Anonymous]

What did Denise's happy ending include? Oral or other? I I I I Wasn't understanding.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I cannot believe social media hasn't picked up on this, but I will say it...

"Happy ending" massages are not ha ha, oh how crazy, that outrageous Denise and her husband.

Happy ending massages = illegal sex work = *HUMAN TRAFFICKING.* The average age of human trafficking victims? Twelve years old.

For Denise to get a "happy ending" massage, and for her to encourage her husband to get one, is creating demand for and participating in human trafficking.

It's not plinky plunky zany music, it's not cute, it's not funny, it's not ha-ha. It's human trafficking.

I had the same reaction as you. And the way Bravo is playing it up, like, whoa, Denise is soooo cool and spunky and outrageous, she's letting her husband get jerked off by a masseuse," made me ill.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I cannot believe social media hasn't picked up on this, but I will say it...

"Happy ending" massages are not ha ha, oh how crazy, that outrageous Denise and her husband.

Happy ending massages = illegal sex work = *HUMAN TRAFFICKING.* The average age of human trafficking victims? Twelve years old.

For Denise to get a "happy ending" massage, and for her to encourage her husband to get one, is creating demand for and participating in human trafficking.

It's not plinky plunky zany music, it's not cute, it's not funny, it's not ha-ha. It's human trafficking.

I had the same reaction as you. And the way Bravo is playing it up, like, whoa, Denise is soooo cool and spunky and outrageous, she's letting her husband get jerked off by a masseuse," made me ill.

Maybe she and Charlie were more suited for each other than people thought!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh, stop.

I was surprised how surprised THEY were by the idea of prostate massage. That seems like a fairly basic part of one's repertoire. There's no way Mauricio has been faithful all these years if Kyle thinks that's shocking.

"Oh stop" talking about illegal sex work and human trafficking? Oh, I am sorry--did I ruin your Bravo-fun time with the harsh reality that women and children are literally forced into working at massage parlors each and every day?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anyone see their "camping" trip? Eyeroll. Loved the cabins/yurts they stayed in, but camping? Nope.

I really like Denise, but wow is she always talking about sex. The happy ending discussion was pretty shocking, IMO. I can't even imagine talking like that on national TV, knowing that my daughters could easily watch on their computers, etc. And that all of their friends' parents are most definitely watching - and judging!

I have always thought Camille is strange, ever since the very first season long ago. She's just... odd. It's like she tries way too hard to be funny but is not funny at all, and then she overreacts to everything.

Teddi is a little bossy, but I much prefer her to Camille.

Denise isn’t part of a DCUM crowd. Her kids’ friends and their parents are likely in the same industry based on the private schools they go to. And nothing Denise can say will top Charlie’s antics over the years.

I think it's funny that you somehow "know" what crowd Denise is in.

You’re clearly not watching the show.