RHOBH Season 9

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1.) I like DR and liked that older reality show with her dad too. BUT I think she is close to ruining her face. Her lips looked bad and her eyebrows high. Just stop right now before it gets bad, please!
2.) Dorit I think is the biggest drifter of the whole franchise out of all the cities. Which really says something.
3.) LR has the most "real" life. That QVC shit is hard work and she hustles it and she helps her daughters out. She just seems like a work horse. I also think her house is the prettiest. I know parts of it are outdated but she's owned it for decades and it looks like them. It looks like a real lived in house where kids and dogs live. It doesn't look like a showroom like LVP. It looks like actual humans have lived there. Kyles new house is fine...I don't think its THAT much more amazing than her old house but I guess after a certain level??
4.) Erica Jane is kinda over for me. It was interesting in the beginning and now its old news and she doesn't share much beyond that. She doesn't share her marriage or kids so scene after scene with your gay assistant picking out clothes gets old.

Yes, Denise looks so old with all of the work done, and I think it's already gone bad. Her smile is crooked, with one side up, and the other droopy. It reminded me of a stroke victim, but I think it's just a bad face lift or new Botox that hasn't settled yet.

Kyle's ugly dark gray room is too much. I hated it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Boy, am I glad to see you!

Dorito: each outfit is worse than the last. the fanny packs? da fuq? why did a poodle die atop her head? She is feeling super guilty about that dog, which to me means she KNOWS she should have given it back to LVP. I think Teddi genuinely isn't going to bring it up, but Dorito is so paranoid Teddi will, that Dorito will look for problems.

Teddi: enough with the hats. less time on the hats and more time teaching your four year old son to NOT scream at you "Get my phone!" from the pool. Hell, while we're talking about this, also teach him to not PEE IN SOMEONE'S POOL. WTF?!?!?!

Kyle: For YEARS I have been saying Kyle is shady and I don't trust her. Nobody else has seen it. Now I think she's better at hiding her shade, but I still don't trust her. Sadly, I think her friendship with LVP has run its course. They should agree gracefully and be coworkers rather than friends. Though I do want to give an honorable mention to LVP for gifting Kyle a new Chanel purse after all her purses were stolen, saying "This is just to help you start your collection again." That was very sweet.

LVP: I'm sure she doesn't do therapy, but maybe therapy would help her with her grief over her brother's suicide. I would be friends with her.

Rinna/Lipsa: I love her. I think she's so much fun, and doesn't take herself too seriously.

Erika: I feel no need for her. I liked Eileen and know Eileen was enamored by her, but not me.

DENISE FREAKING RICHARDS: Why didn't she bring her 7 yr old to the pool party? #WheresEloise? I hope the girls get all their Charlie Sheen jokes out of the way and let Denise stand on her own. I can't wait to see what she does.

I could not believe that outfit either. The visor and the hair! But her body was smoking in that bathing suit. I did not get the whole dog story. So they found "a wonderful woman" to give the dog to? Why not just bring it back to the shelter? How did they find this woman?

[Anonymous]

Even if LVP is engineering the dog thing to be on the show, so what? Dorit agreed when she adopted the dog to give it back to them if it didn't work out and instead she passed it off to some rando. Trash.

I thought Kyle running out of the room and freaking out over Lisa's question was so immature and dramatic. Also, what is up with her one eye being bigger than the other thing..botox?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Even if LVP is engineering the dog thing to be on the show, so what? Dorit agreed when she adopted the dog to give it back to them if it didn't work out and instead she passed it off to some rando. Trash.

I thought Kyle running out of the room and freaking out over Lisa's question was so immature and dramatic. Also, what is up with her one eye being bigger than the other thing..botox?

She was trying to explain it to someone, Teddi maybe? But her explanation wasn't clear. I'm sure it's some kind of surgery that she's going to blame on anxiety or allergies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:LVP will come out of this on top.

Dorit is vile. She and PK are just disgusting. You can't believe anything they say, from the fake accent to the fake robbery.

There is a right way to give back a dog.

They signed a contract, and Dorit said they "didn't read it with a fine-tooth comb." Um...you're supposed to be a businesswoman? PK can't read a contract, eh? Bet that makes Boy George feel he's got a great manager, FFS.

So ridiculous. I mean, a dog adoption contract isn't 50 pages long!! It's usually one or two pages and consists of "bring the dog back to the rescue if you don't want to keep it," and "commit to neutering/training, etc." They're so awful. And not just because of the dog thing, although that is a pretty strong reflection of what jerks they are (jerks isn't a strong enough word but whenever I try to curse, DCUM won't let me submit hte post).

[Anonymous]

Ok, who do you all think has the best house?

I love Lisa Rhinna’s. So cozy and eclectic.
Dislike LVP’s the most. Not a fan of Kyle’s either, or Teddy’s.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ok, who do you all think has the best house?

I love Lisa Rhinna’s. So cozy and eclectic.
Dislike LVP’s the most. Not a fan of Kyle’s either, or Teddy’s.

I agree that Lisa's is cozy, although it looks a little dated. Her yard is really nice though.

I like Kyle's. I like that it is old and has history. Not all the decor is my style, but I like the overall look of the house.

Teddy's new house is cool. Not what I would buy, but the views are amazing!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:1.) I like DR and liked that older reality show with her dad too. BUT I think she is close to ruining her face. Her lips looked bad and her eyebrows high. Just stop right now before it gets bad, please!
2.) Dorit I think is the biggest drifter of the whole franchise out of all the cities. Which really says something.
3.) LR has the most "real" life. That QVC shit is hard work and she hustles it and she helps her daughters out. She just seems like a work horse. I also think her house is the prettiest. I know parts of it are outdated but she's owned it for decades and it looks like them. It looks like a real lived in house where kids and dogs live. It doesn't look like a showroom like LVP. It looks like actual humans have lived there. Kyles new house is fine...I don't think its THAT much more amazing than her old house but I guess after a certain level??
4.) Erica Jane is kinda over for me. It was interesting in the beginning and now its old news and she doesn't share much beyond that. She doesn't share her marriage or kids so scene after scene with your gay assistant picking out clothes gets old.

Yes, Denise looks so old with all of the work done, and I think it's already gone bad. Her smile is crooked, with one side up, and the other droopy. It reminded me of a stroke victim, but I think it's just a bad face lift or new Botox that hasn't settled yet.

Kyle's ugly dark gray room is too much. I hated it.

With EJ not sharing much of her life could be to why this season she may be having more "friends" over and show more of her "home life". Producers are probably like you need to give us more or you may not be back. lol

[Anonymous]

I am not a fan of Kyle’s but any time the robbery comes up I feel so bad for her. I lost my mom as a child and the few items I have of hers are so important to me. I know handbags are material items but for her they represent so many memories and I absolutely get that. I would be devesated if the few items I have were taken from me.

I also didn’t realize Dorit was robbed after Kyle until I watched this season of Million Dollar Listing LA.

[Anonymous]

I like LVP's house hands down-best location too. Not in the valley like Kyle's.

I am horrified by Kyle's one big eye- I think it's botox or eye job leaving her asymmetrical. She was muttering about anxiety but that doesn't do that to your eye and the fact that viewers could see it- she did something to herself. I always feel like she has the worst walk- like a sideways donkey. I'm short too- but something weird about her legs combined with badly walking in heels makes her like one of LVP's gimpy horses.

I could NOT figure what was up with DR's face... saggy...tired... maybe just normal aging... maybe not?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like LVP's house hands down-best location too. Not in the valley like Kyle's.

I am horrified by Kyle's one big eye- I think it's botox or eye job leaving her asymmetrical. She was muttering about anxiety but that doesn't do that to your eye and the fact that viewers could see it- she did something to herself. I always feel like she has the worst walk- like a sideways donkey. I'm short too- but something weird about her legs combined with badly walking in heels makes her like one of LVP's gimpy horses.

I could NOT figure what was up with DR's face... saggy...tired... maybe just normal aging... maybe not?

Yeah DR’s face was a little droopy, but maybe it always has been and we didn’t realize?
Why does Kyle live in Encino anyway? I’m still so surprised she bought that house. She could live anywhere!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like LVP's house hands down-best location too. Not in the valley like Kyle's.

I am horrified by Kyle's one big eye- I think it's botox or eye job leaving her asymmetrical. She was muttering about anxiety but that doesn't do that to your eye and the fact that viewers could see it- she did something to herself. I always feel like she has the worst walk- like a sideways donkey. I'm short too- but something weird about her legs combined with badly walking in heels makes her like one of LVP's gimpy horses.

I could NOT figure what was up with DR's face... saggy...tired... maybe just normal aging... maybe not?

Yeah DR’s face was a little droopy, but maybe it always has been and we didn’t realize?
Why does Kyle live in Encino anyway? I’m still so surprised she bought that house. She could live anywhere!

I think the style of the house, the grounds, size, and the price is what drove them to buy it. I’m not so sure that it being “the Smokey Robinson house” was a driving force.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1.) I like DR and liked that older reality show with her dad too. BUT I think she is close to ruining her face. Her lips looked bad and her eyebrows high. Just stop right now before it gets bad, please!
2.) Dorit I think is the biggest drifter of the whole franchise out of all the cities. Which really says something.
3.) LR has the most "real" life. That QVC shit is hard work and she hustles it and she helps her daughters out. She just seems like a work horse. I also think her house is the prettiest. I know parts of it are outdated but she's owned it for decades and it looks like them. It looks like a real lived in house where kids and dogs live. It doesn't look like a showroom like LVP. It looks like actual humans have lived there. Kyles new house is fine...I don't think its THAT much more amazing than her old house but I guess after a certain level??
4.) Erica Jane is kinda over for me. It was interesting in the beginning and now its old news and she doesn't share much beyond that. She doesn't share her marriage or kids so scene after scene with your gay assistant picking out clothes gets old.

Totally agree. Rinna hustles and she has no reason to be ashamed of it. She’s got a great work ethic.

Did the younger daughter that used to have a severe anxiety disorder quit modeling to come back to LA? Or was she just giving NYC 1 year and then she was done?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:1.) I like DR and liked that older reality show with her dad too. BUT I think she is close to ruining her face. Her lips looked bad and her eyebrows high. Just stop right now before it gets bad, please!
2.) Dorit I think is the biggest drifter of the whole franchise out of all the cities. Which really says something.
3.) LR has the most "real" life. That QVC shit is hard work and she hustles it and she helps her daughters out. She just seems like a work horse. I also think her house is the prettiest. I know parts of it are outdated but she's owned it for decades and it looks like them. It looks like a real lived in house where kids and dogs live. It doesn't look like a showroom like LVP. It looks like actual humans have lived there. Kyles new house is fine...I don't think its THAT much more amazing than her old house but I guess after a certain level??
4.) Erica Jane is kinda over for me. It was interesting in the beginning and now its old news and she doesn't share much beyond that. She doesn't share her marriage or kids so scene after scene with your gay assistant picking out clothes gets old.

Totally agree. Rinna hustles and she has no reason to be ashamed of it. She’s got a great work ethic.

Did the younger daughter that used to have a severe anxiety disorder quit modeling to come back to LA? Or was she just giving NYC 1 year and then she was done?

That’s the older daughter who has anxiety and is moving back to LA. When she left last year for NYC she was going to pursue modeling and go to NYU, so I think originally it was not just a one year plan.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:LVP will come out of this on top.

Dorit is vile. She and PK are just disgusting. You can't believe anything they say, from the fake accent to the fake robbery.

There is a right way to give back a dog.

They signed a contract, and Dorit said they "didn't read it with a fine-tooth comb." Um...you're supposed to be a businesswoman? PK can't read a contract, eh? Bet that makes Boy George feel he's got a great manager, FFS.

So ridiculous. I mean, a dog adoption contract isn't 50 pages long!! It's usually one or two pages and consists of "bring the dog back to the rescue if you don't want to keep it," and "commit to neutering/training, etc." They're so awful. And not just because of the dog thing, although that is a pretty strong reflection of what jerks they are (jerks isn't a strong enough word but whenever I try to curse, DCUM won't let me submit hte post).

I am sure they called the return policy out to Dorit and PK - that's huge in dog rescues. I agree that what they did says a lot of what kind of people they are.