Seriously? You don't understand why someone might want some early-morning cat cuddles? WTF to you? |
I just snickered at my desk again. Its just funny that its an integral part of their daily morning routine. Mine involves: teeth brushing, showering, coffee, pooping, getting dressed. Not all of us have the luxury of such a leisurely morning. |
^if you woke up a few hours early you would. That's the point! |
I've always been up earlier than necessary. I like time to myself before I have to deal with anyone else. Sleeping in would ruin my day!
I was incredibly lucky when my kids were little. They would both sleep until around 7 AM. I could get up most days in time to have a coffee before they woke up. I know a few who get out of bed and have to hit the floor running. I would be a mess all day if I did that. |
^ ^ When I worked, I got up in time to have myself ready before ds was awake. It's the only way I function. |
Literally just burst out laughing! Love it. |
Wait, this is the same OP? So cooking meat makes her gag but frying spicy tuna in coconut oil at 8 am is okay?? That is hysterical. |
No, no, different OP. |
But they should be roommates. And there should be a DCUM reality show. |
Seriously, especially if you have a cat that refuses to cuddle. |
Is anyone else currently craving a tuna melt? |
Grilled cheese, no tuna. |
Then I would need to go to bed earlier and lose evening time. |
I am so disappointed double condo lady got deleted ... Was it a troll or just the post was too out of control? That one was a classic. |
^agreed. Two condo lady and the cat piss basement was one of my favorites. |