Same here except for the Bible and Shakespeare
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This makes me laugh. I am so used to them, they rarely register. |
I feel like both the bible and Shakespeare are elevated to a level in our culture that exceeds their value. The same with Dickens. |
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Beyoncé
I was a music major, teach piano and enjoy all types of music. I find her tone deaf and she needs to give the melisma a rest. |
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Concerts
Convertibles Massages Tomatoes Champagne Children (excluding my own) |
NP here, and I agree with the first PP. I'm not sure it's a joke, considering how much I've seen it in "action." |
LOL, NP and agree it's a good list. I'd except vibrators and Shakespeare though. I really don't like white cars. |
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Apple picking. Why is this considered a fun fall activity?
Running marathons. I can't imagine anything more un-fun. Getting drunk. I like good alcohol, but I don't like losing control of myself. |
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stand up comedy and comedy clubs
cilantro birthdays (even my kids') starbucks shopping malls uggs jack rogers sandals teacher's pet, bossy little girls (so often people describe these kinds of kids as "smart and sassy" but I find them annoying as h-ll) swimming pools headboards on beds hot chocolate |
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jack rogers sandals
broadway shows musicals Chinese food tattoos Beyonce milk |
I say kill all the endlessly cheeping, useless birds. |
You sound like a riot to be around. |
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Talking trash about people.
Gossip. making judgments about people based on income, clothing, body modification, the car they drive, etc. |
| Taylor Swift |
| I love clothes but hate shopping for them..at the mall, online, doesn't matter. Wish that all the right clothes in the right sizes for every occasion would just appear in my closet. Meanwhile I have a friend who goes on actual shopping trips to nyc regularly |