Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director

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Anonymous wrote:This line from Reddit: "The way Chris Martin unconsciously uncoupled these people from their spouses…"

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a very very long time.

I was at the concert last night. Witnessing 60k people, including of course Chris Martin, trying to make sense of what they’d just seen on the kiss cam, is not something I will soon forget.

Tell us more! What did Chris do after it became obvious? He’s so wholesome - “Whoa look at these two! Oh oh what?!” The funniest part is how the camera stayed on them. Usually if a kiss cam captures something awkward (like when it becomes clear the people aren’t a couple), they pan away so fast. Not this time! Lol.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This line from Reddit: "The way Chris Martin unconsciously uncoupled these people from their spouses…"

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a very very long time.

I was at the concert last night. Witnessing 60k people, including of course Chris Martin, trying to make sense of what they’d just seen on the kiss cam, is not something I will soon forget.

Tell us more! What did Chris do after it became obvious? He’s so wholesome - “Whoa look at these two! Oh oh what?!” The funniest part is how the camera stayed on them. Usually if a kiss cam captures something awkward (like when it becomes clear the people aren’t a couple), they pan away so fast. Not this time! Lol.

If these nitwits had acted normal the camera would have cut away quickly.

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Anonymous wrote:I've never cheated on my wife of 22 years but I've envisioned what it would looked like if I were. Usually it looked like a hotel room or our office once everyone has left.

It absolutely did not look like taking my AP to a freaking concert and dancing with my arms around her. Jumbo tron or not, how could he have thought there wouldn't have been one single person there that knew either of the?

Yes, apart from policy violations he should be fired for being too stupid to be CEO.

This.

+1 and too cocky

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Anonymous wrote:what does me too have to do with cheating? I don't see any sexual harassment happening here. Maybe you don't understand what the me too movement was about.

Me Too was also about power imbalance and senior men preying on female workers under them in the office.

Oh, LOL. This ain't some poor innocent naive woman. Please.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't know why but him just sinking down to the ground rather than walking off-camera is so funny to me.

Same! It makes me laugh very hard every single time!

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I can't believe he released such a tone deaf statement. What an idiotic jerk.

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That statement is hilarious.

Amazing, the types that end up leading large groups of people and managing incredible sums of money. It’s why so many of us opt out of leadership. You give your life, for what? To sit in meetings with these two and their kind, day in and out while your kids are growing up with nannies… no thanks (and for the record I’m a professional DW, zero judgment of working moms—or SAH dads).

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Anonymous wrote:I kinda love Chris Martin for this.

I know- so it seems like he's the best kind of dork.

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This is a teachable moment. My wife and I are going to a concert next week and I will make sure not to get all up on any other women.

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Exactly! I worked at a company where the HR women would talk about how good looking the male employees were. It was embarrassing to witness b/c the male employees were much younger than these women who were married with families.

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Neither the AP or the wife are good looking.

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Anonymous wrote:I mean, she is literally exactly what she preaches not to be. F**king the boss

Wait, where is his blame in this? Doesn’t he preach good leadership and integrity and wants you to trust the company with your business? How is it any less his job as the CEO to set the example, in fact wouldn’t it be more?

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She is single.

He is an idiot.