Obama's first day on the job

[Anonymous]

Well, I suppose first he'll be sworn in by Jeremiah Wright--

Then he may deliver a speech in which he can promise to magically restore dead industries in the midwest and northeast so that we don't have to worry about "exporting jobs" (or, as some of us put it, "engage in free trade")

Jim Johnson, of course, will be beaming from his front-row seat after being delivered via limo from his penthouse at the Ritz-Carlton Georgetown (just a little thank-you for the fact that Obama was the biggest recipient of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac PAC money...)

Then, perhaps he'll get to work on nationalizing the health care system--he can ask some Canadian citizens for advice on how to get started --super convenient, because so many of them are RIGHT HERE getting health care since the system in Canada went bankrupt and appointments were taking YEARS...

Then time for a latte and a fist bump with Chavez before he starts cutting checks to the 40% of families who pay no tax...no worries, the "rich" will take care of it--unless they are "rich" like George Soros, in which case their money is sheltered abroad so they don't have to worry!

Assure people who took on mortgages they couldn't repay that it is NOT THEIR FAULT!
Quick call to congratulate Al Franken on his victory--and a little chuckle at Al Franken's Down Sydrome joke. Funny stuff!

Send all terror suspects home with an apology and a goody bag.

[jsteele]

Wow, I always wondered how thinks looked on the other side of the looking glass.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well, I suppose first he'll be sworn in by Jeremiah Wright--

Then he may deliver a speech in which he can promise to magically restore dead industries in the midwest and northeast so that we don't have to worry about "exporting jobs" (or, as some of us put it, "engage in free trade")

Jim Johnson, of course, will be beaming from his front-row seat after being delivered via limo from his penthouse at the Ritz-Carlton Georgetown (just a little thank-you for the fact that Obama was the biggest recipient of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac PAC money...)

Then, perhaps he'll get to work on nationalizing the health care system--he can ask some Canadian citizens for advice on how to get started --super convenient, because so many of them are RIGHT HERE getting health care since the system in Canada went bankrupt and appointments were taking YEARS...

Then time for a latte and a fist bump with Chavez before he starts cutting checks to the 40% of families who pay no tax...no worries, the "rich" will take care of it--unless they are "rich" like George Soros, in which case their money is sheltered abroad so they don't have to worry!

Assure people who took on mortgages they couldn't repay that it is NOT THEIR FAULT!
Quick call to congratulate Al Franken on his victory--and a little chuckle at Al Franken's Down Sydrome joke. Funny stuff!

Send all terror suspects home with an apology and a goody bag.

AWWW . . . You're just a sore loser.

[Anonymous]

Not to mention on another planet...

[Anonymous]

Ha ha! You lost!
Whine some more!

[Anonymous]

You mean like all the Dems who still dwell on Bush v. Gore?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You mean like all the Dems who still dwell on Bush v. Gore?

You're still losing, even though you're trying to change the subject!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You mean like all the Dems who still dwell on Bush v. Gore?

Gore *did* win the popular vote.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You mean like all the Dems who still dwell on Bush v. Gore?

That's because Bush cheated! Suppressed votes. Nothing like unraveling the democratic fabric of a nation.

[Anonymous]

We had to endure losing two elections. I'm sure you didn't want to hear us whine or give us sympathy then. Now it's your turn to find a way to deal with losing. I'm sure you will and I wish you well... but please do it quietly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That's because Bush cheated! Suppressed votes. Nothing like unraveling the democratic fabric of a nation.

But Bush was the greatest Republican since Lincoln --- Lincoln freed the slaves, Bush gave us our first black president. Hooray for unintended consequences!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well, I suppose first he'll be sworn in by Jeremiah Wright--

Then he may deliver a speech in which he can promise to magically restore dead industries in the midwest and northeast so that we don't have to worry about "exporting jobs" (or, as some of us put it, "engage in free trade")

Jim Johnson, of course, will be beaming from his front-row seat after being delivered via limo from his penthouse at the Ritz-Carlton Georgetown (just a little thank-you for the fact that Obama was the biggest recipient of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac PAC money...)

Then, perhaps he'll get to work on nationalizing the health care system--he can ask some Canadian citizens for advice on how to get started --super convenient, because so many of them are RIGHT HERE getting health care since the system in Canada went bankrupt and appointments were taking YEARS...

Then time for a latte and a fist bump with Chavez before he starts cutting checks to the 40% of families who pay no tax...no worries, the "rich" will take care of it--unless they are "rich" like George Soros, in which case their money is sheltered abroad so they don't have to worry!

Assure people who took on mortgages they couldn't repay that it is NOT THEIR FAULT!
Quick call to congratulate Al Franken on his victory--and a little chuckle at Al Franken's Down Sydrome joke. Funny stuff!

Send all terror suspects home with an apology and a goody bag.

Suckered by the scare tactics, huh? Even John McCain does not believe this picture of Barack Obama.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You mean like all the Dems who still dwell on Bush v. Gore?

Gore *did* win the popular vote.

And so did Obama!

[Anonymous]

Game, set and match!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's because Bush cheated! Suppressed votes. Nothing like unraveling the democratic fabric of a nation.

But Bush was the greatest Republican since Lincoln --- Lincoln freed the slaves, Bush gave us our first black president. Hooray for unintended consequences!!

LOL! Awesome