Obama's first day on the job

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well, I suppose first he'll be sworn in by Jeremiah Wright--

Then he may deliver a speech in which he can promise to magically restore dead industries in the midwest and northeast so that we don't have to worry about "exporting jobs" (or, as some of us put it, "engage in free trade")

Jim Johnson, of course, will be beaming from his front-row seat after being delivered via limo from his penthouse at the Ritz-Carlton Georgetown (just a little thank-you for the fact that Obama was the biggest recipient of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac PAC money...)

Then, perhaps he'll get to work on nationalizing the health care system--he can ask some Canadian citizens for advice on how to get started --super convenient, because so many of them are RIGHT HERE getting health care since the system in Canada went bankrupt and appointments were taking YEARS...

Then time for a latte and a fist bump with Chavez before he starts cutting checks to the 40% of families who pay no tax...no worries, the "rich" will take care of it--unless they are "rich" like George Soros, in which case their money is sheltered abroad so they don't have to worry!

[/b]Assure people who took on mortgages they couldn't repay that it is NOT THEIR FAULT!
Quick call to congratulate Al Franken on his victory--and a little chuckle at Al Franken's Down Sydrome joke. Funny stuff![b]

Send all terror suspects home with an apology and a goody bag.

LMAO! What's the deal with the Al Franken joke--is that true?If so I am disgusted and sickened.