Not a bro Dad

[Anonymous]

Damn

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So after 18 pages of snark and petty jealousies, I’ve concluded a “Bro-Dad” is basically a nice, fun, fit husband and a good, involved Dad.


I can see why the typical beta-cuck DCUM Dad’s are threatened, lol!

Damn the boys a liar

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Matt Leinert - former USC QB and Bro Dad El Jefe - dissects the Manhattan Beach Dad:

https://www.tiktok.com/@mattleinartqb/video/7208334655613848875

Is he the male version of Tinx now?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So after 18 pages of snark and petty jealousies, I’ve concluded a “Bro-Dad” is basically a nice, fun, fit husband and a good, involved Dad.


I can see why the typical beta-cuck DCUM Dad’s are threatened, lol!

Damn the boys a liar

Huh? Wish we had more bro dads out here!!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:IMO non-bro dads are usually smarter.

My DH hates sports except World Cup. He does CrossFit and is in great shape. He dislikes interacting with bro dads because they’re interested in all the things he hates. My teenage son is following in his footsteps.

LOL at you thinking your husband is smarter than other men because he likes soccer and does CrossFit....

No the first was my opinion. Then a paragraph break describing my DH and his frustration trying to find intellectuals among the bro dads.

Your DH is not a bro, but genuinely cool guys think he's lame, believe me.

A Bro is quite harmless but insufferably dull. Their world view is limited and they lack wit. They say things like "It's 5 o'clock somewhere!" and laugh a little too hard every time they say it like they just made it up. It's hard to guess their age because of how they dress and because the way they speak is somehow a little off. When you meet a Bro, he is either 35 or 58 - it's really hard to tell.

My favorite is they genuinely haven't yet received the memo that white men and their interests are in fact not[b] the center of the universe. That people really don't give a shit what their opinion is, that it wouldn't kill them to actually be interested in something they didn't think of, that they are in fact not geniuses in soccer because they watch the World Cup. They just never shut up.

+1000000

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So after 18 pages of snark and petty jealousies, I’ve concluded a “Bro-Dad” is basically a nice, fun, fit husband and a good, involved Dad.


I can see why the typical beta-cuck DCUM Dad’s are threatened, lol!

Damn the boys a liar

Huh? Wish we had more bro dads out here!!!

Not many in dc. Mostly uptight stiffs around these parts

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know what op means.

Completely! My kids always wanted a bro dad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think a Bro Dad is like a Cool Mom. Heaven help the child who has both as parents.

But they always do. They marry each other for the most part.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So after 18 pages of snark and petty jealousies, I’ve concluded a “Bro-Dad” is basically a nice, fun, fit husband and a good, involved Dad.


I can see why the typical beta-cuck DCUM Dad’s are threatened, lol!

Damn the boys a liar

Huh? Wish we had more bro dads out here!!!

Not many in dc. Mostly uptight stiffs around these parts

Just have to look for former lax bros. Then you’ll find one

[Anonymous]

Bro dads bring a football with them wherever they go in case anyone wants to throw one around. You know the type.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So after 18 pages of snark and petty jealousies, I’ve concluded a “Bro-Dad” is basically a nice, fun, fit husband and a good, involved Dad.


I can see why the typical beta-cuck DCUM Dad’s are threatened, lol!

Damn the boys a liar

Huh? Wish we had more bro dads out here!!!

Not many in dc. Mostly uptight stiffs around these parts

Just have to look for former lax bros. Then you’ll find one

Dc lax bros with money are NOT west coast bro dads

The former are not effortlessly chillax and get neurotic quickly. Their “bro” is very skin deep and are not true bros

Bro dads can only be born and bred in Colorado, Montana, Utah, California, Nevada, Arizona, Oregon and sometimes in Washington state

It’s a western American thing

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think it is a function of where you live. I grew up and lived most of my life in a beach town (East Coast). Tons of dads there who were "bro dads" before it even became a word. Lots of Billabong, Quicksilver clothes, Vans, riding their kids on their Beachcruiser handlebars. Almost everyone had some kind of boat-so weekends drinking beer, hanging out on the water while the kids played. There was usually some kind of festival-music, oyster, crab that people hang out and congregate. the dads would go surfing and the kids would almost always have surf lessons and a skateboard. the older kids would have learned hackey-sack from their bro dads. The town where I grew up, these type of dads came from all walks of life, from lawyers to construction workers. If you were part of this lifestyle, then you all hung out together. It is a weird attractive mix between arrested development and a laid-back lifestyle. Not a lot of deep thought but somehow it worked.

Where was this? I can’t imagine any of this where I grew up…

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Anonymous wrote:So after 18 pages of snark and petty jealousies, I’ve concluded a “Bro-Dad” is basically a nice, fun, fit husband and a good, involved Dad.


I can see why the typical beta-cuck DCUM Dad’s are threatened, lol!

Damn the boys a liar

Huh? Wish we had more bro dads out here!!!

Not many in dc. Mostly uptight stiffs around these parts

Just have to look for former lax bros. Then you’ll find one

Dc lax bros with money are NOT west coast bro dads

The former are not effortlessly chillax and get neurotic quickly. Their “bro” is very skin deep and are not true bros

Bro dads can only be born and bred in Colorado, Montana, Utah, California, Nevada, Arizona, Oregon and sometimes in Washington state

It’s a western American thing

I’m a bro dad and I wasn’t born or bred in any of those places.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:IMO non-bro dads are usually smarter.

My DH hates sports except World Cup. He does CrossFit and is in great shape. He dislikes interacting with bro dads because they’re interested in all the things he hates. My teenage son is following in his footsteps.

LOL at you thinking your husband is smarter than other men because he likes soccer and does CrossFit....

No the first was my opinion. Then a paragraph break describing my DH and his frustration trying to find intellectuals among the bro dads.

Your DH is not a bro, but genuinely cool guys think he's lame, believe me.

A Bro is quite harmless but insufferably dull. Their world view is limited and they lack wit. They say things like "It's 5 o'clock somewhere!" and laugh a little too hard every time they say it like they just made it up. It's hard to guess their age because of how they dress and because the way they speak is somehow a little off. When you meet a Bro, he is either 35 or 58 - it's really hard to tell.

My favorite is they genuinely haven't yet received the memo that white men and their interests are in fact not[b] the center of the universe. That people really don't give a shit what their opinion is, that it wouldn't kill them to actually be interested in something they didn't think of, that they are in fact not geniuses in soccer because they watch the World Cup. They just never shut up.

Interesting.

So, are most bro-dads are white-centric?; essentially racists or closet racists. ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:IMO non-bro dads are usually smarter.

My DH hates sports except World Cup. He does CrossFit and is in great shape. He dislikes interacting with bro dads because they’re interested in all the things he hates. My teenage son is following in his footsteps.

LOL at you thinking your husband is smarter than other men because he likes soccer and does CrossFit....

No the first was my opinion. Then a paragraph break describing my DH and his frustration trying to find intellectuals among the bro dads.

Your DH is not a bro, but genuinely cool guys think he's lame, believe me.

A Bro is quite harmless but insufferably dull. Their world view is limited and they lack wit. They say things like "It's 5 o'clock somewhere!" and laugh a little too hard every time they say it like they just made it up. It's hard to guess their age because of how they dress and because the way they speak is somehow a little off. When you meet a Bro, he is either 35 or 58 - it's really hard to tell.

My favorite is they genuinely haven't yet received the memo that white men and their interests are in fact not[b] the center of the universe. That people really don't give a shit what their opinion is, that it wouldn't kill them to actually be interested in something they didn't think of, that they are in fact not geniuses in soccer because they watch the World Cup. They just never shut up.

Interesting.

So, are most bro-dads are white-centric?; essentially racists or closet racists. ?

Unlike your typical basic AWFL, most bro dads have black men as friends.