Soccer moms and dads hot or not

Anonymous
McLean moms. Wow. They are ageless wonders with great bodies.

-signed McLean mom
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:FCV has the real housewives of Loudoun County. Bunch of sexy wives on those sidelines.


SO lots of plastic surgery, blown up lips and large fake plastic boobs
Anonymous
My kids are teens so most moms/dads at their games (self included) are pushing 50 and beyond.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:So do you prefer soccer moms with a little more curve, the muscular, sinewy athletic type, or the heroin thin underwear model type?


Curve please.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My kids are teens so most moms/dads at their games (self included) are pushing 50 and beyond.


Nothing hotter than the 50 yr old mom flirting with her sons teammates.
Anonymous
the moms on my kid's team giggle and whisper about how hot the coach is. Its a bit much - Have some respect for your husband ma'am - he is on the sideline too.

Coaches- please wear baggy clothes and cover up any tattoos please and thank you
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My kids are teens so most moms/dads at their games (self included) are pushing 50 and beyond.


Nothing hotter than the 50 yr old mom flirting with her sons teammates.


Gross. Never seen that happen and I have two teen boys.
Anonymous
No. Just no.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So do you prefer soccer moms with a little more curve, the muscular, sinewy athletic type, or the heroin thin underwear model type?


Curve please.


Agreed.
Anonymous
Look forward to seeing all the 5'3" 180lbs moms in yoga pants even Sundays. You know the ones that usually have the 3 yr old 125lbs boy who runs on the field.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:the moms on my kid's team giggle and whisper about how hot the coach is. Its a bit much - Have some respect for your husband ma'am - he is on the sideline too.

Coaches- please wear baggy clothes and cover up any tattoos please and thank you



Yikes
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I love this chain. Cracking up so much. Yes I have a preschooler just starting soccer. Thanks OP!


Are you hot?


Anyone can be hot in DCUM!
Anonymous
Those Culpeper and Winchester moms sure have a lot of junk in the trunk
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I love this chain. Cracking up so much. Yes I have a preschooler just starting soccer. Thanks OP!


You’ll be a fat alcoholic soon enough.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I love that big bulge in the McLean Dads pants!
....wallet bulge, that is.


So….you’re a whore the. Good to know.
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