This sounds so desperate. |
Actually, this was written by the narcissistic coach. |
| So do you prefer soccer moms with a little more curve, the muscular, sinewy athletic type, or the heroin thin underwear model type? |
Yes, I do. I’m a single parent, working full time at a big firm and value my health so I walk or run during both of my kids’ soccer practice. I know the value of time and health and don’t waste either. I find it incredibly ironic that people pay thousands for their kids to be in soccer then stand there and watch them practice 4-6 hours a week. |
| FCV has the real housewives of Loudoun County. Bunch of sexy wives on those sidelines. |
Nobody asked and you sound insufferable so it doesn’t matter how much you walk |
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I love that big bulge in the McLean Dads pants!
....wallet bulge, that is. |
| I love this chain. Cracking up so much. Yes I have a preschooler just starting soccer. Thanks OP! |
Are you hot? |
I have already worked out earlier in the day, a lot harder than your mom heavy hand walk around the field.
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| How about - soccer grandmas, hot or not? |
All hot |
FCV moms are dumb as bricks, can't complete a full sentence and can't get a job, let alone hold one, which is why they all stay home. Arlington moms on the other hand are hot, smart and well-educated bread winners. That's the sideline to go hand out on. |
| Based on most of the posts/comments on DCUM, I would be surprised if anyone is hot at all. LOL |
lol right? Nobody meets these standards. OP I say hot. |