| Stankey |
| Kuntz, Hickey, Lipshitz |
| Fishman |
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Ho
Slaughterback Kill |
| Golightly. Not really awful, but it reminded me of the colonscopy prep drink from years ago. |
| Raper. Apparently it meant someone that made rope years ago. |
| Belch. Not even Belcher. And then she married a man whose last name sounded like Stank. We were waiting for them to have a covey of Belch-Stank babies, but they just kept adopting dogs instead. |
| Wanker |
I know a Golightly. They need to loosen up! |
| Not a last name, a couple named their son Anus. |
|
Dickoff
Fallis |
I went to school with a Karessa Kuntz. Which, of course, became Caress My Kuntz. |
I had a high school teacher with this name! |
Definitely had a meeting with some external expert whose name was Poon Dikshit. |
| I'm a golfer and i knew someone named Shank. |