what's the worst last name you've ever heard?

Anonymous
Dingle


Also, my HS calculus teacher was Mrs. Blow. When she got pregnant, the boys in my class made sure to tell her to name her daughter Anita.

Anonymous
Pinkwater. Like toilet water when you are in your period.
Anonymous
Wang. And then these people named their kid Boning. I kid you not.
Anonymous
Years ago I had a proctologist named Dr. Hurtz. He was a great doctor but I felt sorry for him. Now I'm just hoping his first name wasn't Dick because that would be so unfair.
Anonymous
My dad has a female friend. Last name was Divine. Married a guy with the last name of Weiner. I swear to god, she opted to hyphenate, and her last name is now Divine-Weiner
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Kuntz, Hickey, Lipshitz


I went to school with a Karessa Kuntz. Which, of course, became Caress My Kuntz.

DH knew a bunch of Lipshitzes in school. A pretty popular Jewish last name.
Anonymous
Head or cabeza
Odio means hate
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Kuntz, Hickey, Lipshitz


I went to school with a Karessa Kuntz. Which, of course, became Caress My Kuntz.

DH knew a bunch of Lipshitzes in school. A pretty popular Jewish last name.


Ralph lauren was one
Anonymous
I had a kid in my third grade class named Richard Nixon.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My dad has a female friend. Last name was Divine. Married a guy with the last name of Weiner. I swear to god, she opted to hyphenate, and her last name is now Divine-Weiner

This is good!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Years ago I had a proctologist named Dr. Hurtz. He was a great doctor but I felt sorry for him. Now I'm just hoping his first name wasn't Dick because that would be so unfair.


My dermatologist was Dr Rash.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Kuntz, Hickey, Lipshitz


I went to school with a Karessa Kuntz. Which, of course, became Caress My Kuntz.


https://www.linkedin.com/in/karessa-kuntz-55898b15
Anonymous
Remember the infamous Dr. Beaver, the Ob-Gyn on Conn. Ave?
Anonymous
We had a Mrs. Beers in junior high school. Very popular with the almost-high-school druggie boys.
Anonymous
Kuntz
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