I hate my husband's quaranatine beard.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:It is all well and good until the beard comes in gray. Then it goes -- A 55 yo man.


I swear that most pedophiles have ugly gray beards.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:More likely to get the virus with a beard. I shaved mine off in late February, once it was clear the virus was spreading in the US and we would need to adopt a mask-wearing lifestyle. I had been wearing a beard since last summer, when I went on paternity leave.

Beards will gather droplets right next to your mouth. It also interferes with the seal of your mask. Only idiots are growing "Corona beards" right now. I'm shaving 2x per week.


Please tell this to my govie husband and his coworkers. They are doing the whole covid beard thing.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:His body, his choice.

He doesn't control the hair on my body or my haircut and if he refused to hug me or kiss me or be intimate until I conformed to his ideal of how I need to look for him....I wouldn't be impressed at all.





I'm with you. I don't like my husbands beard. I don't think he keeps it neat enough. But it is his face. It hides his weak chin, so that's good. And it is soft between the thighs. So there is that.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:His body, his choice.

He doesn't control the hair on my body or my haircut and if he refused to hug me or kiss me or be intimate until I conformed to his ideal of how I need to look for him....I wouldn't be impressed at all.





I'm with you. I don't like my husbands beard. I don't think he keeps it neat enough. But it is his face. It hides his weak chin, so that's good. And it is soft between the thighs. So there is that.


Plus he apparently doesn't care what i think
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:More likely to get the virus with a beard. I shaved mine off in late February, once it was clear the virus was spreading in the US and we would need to adopt a mask-wearing lifestyle. I had been wearing a beard since last summer, when I went on paternity leave.

Beards will gather droplets right next to your mouth. It also interferes with the seal of your mask. Only idiots are growing "Corona beards" right now. I'm shaving 2x per week.
OMG, you reveal so much in this thread. BTW, none of those masks make any kind of tight seal that a beard would interfere with. Most of the air you breath out or in escapes around the mask, not through. If you wear glasses, you already know this. If any of them formed a seal, your glasses wouldn't fog up with every exhale. They are nothing but sneeze and cough guards.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Beards interfere with the seal on a mask. Can also pick up a lot of germs. A friend who had a beard for years finally shaved it off bc he’s an essential worker and interacts with public every day.
I'm essential and let it grow out. She finds it so sexy, along with the buzz cut I had her give me that I'm keeping it.
Anonymous
How many of you women complaining about his hair growth keep it shaved or waxed down there because that's how he likes it? If you don't, then you have no room to complain. But if you want him to shave it, maybe make him a deal and I'll bet he goes for it.
Anonymous
I heard he hates the muffin top you've developed during quarantine.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It is all well and good until the beard comes in gray. Then it goes -- A 55 yo man.


I swear that most pedophiles have ugly gray beards.


I would argue most men over 50 have gray beards, independent of attraction to kids.

-- pp and not a pedophile.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:More likely to get the virus with a beard. I shaved mine off in late February, once it was clear the virus was spreading in the US and we would need to adopt a mask-wearing lifestyle. I had been wearing a beard since last summer, when I went on paternity leave.

Beards will gather droplets right next to your mouth. It also interferes with the seal of your mask. Only idiots are growing "Corona beards" right now. I'm shaving 2x per week.
OMG, you reveal so much in this thread. BTW, none of those masks make any kind of tight seal that a beard would interfere with. Most of the air you breath out or in escapes around the mask, not through. If you wear glasses, you already know this. If any of them formed a seal, your glasses wouldn't fog up with every exhale. They are nothing but sneeze and cough guards.


Yep. Total dumbass who refuses to listen to the science if he believes that about beards.
Anonymous
It's been fun seeing all my guy friends' quarantine beards on Facebook and Zoom. Some of them look surprisingly good with the beards. One looks like Santa Claus, which is oddly comforting.

And then there's one who has this sad, scraggly little beard. It's horrible. And someone apparently told him they like it so he's keeping it. Every time I see him it makes me sad for both him and the beard, that it can't be better.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My husband knows that I love a smooth face when we are having sex as I hate beard burn. Over the last few weeks he’s been shaving every other day or “upon request” which he is happy to do.


^^ He shaved last night! 🤗
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:More likely to get the virus with a beard. I shaved mine off in late February, once it was clear the virus was spreading in the US and we would need to adopt a mask-wearing lifestyle. I had been wearing a beard since last summer, when I went on paternity leave.

Beards will gather droplets right next to your mouth. It also interferes with the seal of your mask. Only idiots are growing "Corona beards" right now. I'm shaving 2x per week.


Please tell this to my govie husband and his coworkers. They are doing the whole covid beard thing.


I feel great when I shave. Feel like a new person after a shower+shave. Don't go more than a couple days b/w shaves. I have my covid hair thing. Haven't had a haircut since mid Feb except a trim around the ears by my DW. I love it. Havne't had this much hair since my early 20s.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:More likely to get the virus with a beard. I shaved mine off in late February, once it was clear the virus was spreading in the US and we would need to adopt a mask-wearing lifestyle. I had been wearing a beard since last summer, when I went on paternity leave.

Beards will gather droplets right next to your mouth. It also interferes with the seal of your mask. Only idiots are growing "Corona beards" right now. I'm shaving 2x per week.
OMG, you reveal so much in this thread. BTW, none of those masks make any kind of tight seal that a beard would interfere with. Most of the air you breath out or in escapes around the mask, not through. If you wear glasses, you already know this. If any of them formed a seal, your glasses wouldn't fog up with every exhale. They are nothing but sneeze and cough guards.


Yep. Total dumbass who refuses to listen to the science if he believes that about beards.


I wear a respirator in public. Too bad the CDC disagrees with you:

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