I hate my husband's quaranatine beard.

[Anonymous]

ugh, I hate the scraggly crap on my husband's face. I think he was trying to grow it out of spite to see how long I would go before bribing him to shave it for sex. once I agreed to do the deed, he shaved it.

[Anonymous]

His body, his choice.

He doesn't control the hair on my body or my haircut and if he refused to hug me or kiss me or be intimate until I conformed to his ideal of how I need to look for him....I wouldn't be impressed at all.

[Anonymous]

My husband knows that I love a smooth face when we are having sex as I hate beard burn. Over the last few weeks he’s been shaving every other day or “upon request” which he is happy to do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:More likely to get the virus with a beard. I shaved mine off in late February, once it was clear the virus was spreading in the US and we would need to adopt a mask-wearing lifestyle. I had been wearing a beard since last summer, when I went on paternity leave.

Beards will gather droplets right next to your mouth. It also interferes with the seal of your mask. Only idiots are growing "Corona beards" right now. I'm shaving 2x per week.

Well my idiot isn't leaving the house so...

He'll shave the first day he has to go back to work. In the meantime, he's enjoying not having to be so diligent about his facial hair while he's laid off.

[Anonymous]

I believe in the his face his choice school of thought. But i do wish he'd tidy it up so it wasn't scraggy.

[Anonymous]

I love DH's beard. Feels nice on the thighs.

[Anonymous]

SAME! Hate it so much.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love DH's beard. Feels nice on the thighs.

When it's fully grown in and soft it's fine, but when its short and scratchy I don't want it anywhere near by thighs or my cheeks.

[Anonymous]

it's a month later. He's still growing the damn thing. I still hate it.

[Anonymous]

My husband knows that a scratchy beard is a non starter when it comes to sex. Smooth as a babies bottom works for me. During the quarantine he has been shaving about every other evening even though it’s no guarantee that he is going to get lucky but it helps the cause!

[Anonymous]

Last night I kept vacillating about thinking how I was in a dirty 70s promo and/or doing Santa. Can’t wait until he shaves that thing!

[Anonymous]

Beard burn on my cheeks, thighs and other body parts is prohibited! He hasn’t been shaving every day but when I ask him to he never refuses. It’s like a Pavlovian response.

[Anonymous]

It is all well and good until the beard comes in gray. Then it goes -- A 55 yo man.

[Anonymous]

I love it!

[Anonymous]

Schedule a family photo shoot.