Online Dating Code Words and Phrases

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Curvy=overweight

Yes! Curvy ALWAYS means overweight or obese.

[Anonymous]

Curvy=fat.

[Anonymous]

Collector = hoarder

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:drama free = psycho, more drama than anyone else you ever met.

always.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No hookups = I am easy.

Gaah. I had heard that you should put “no hookups” to discourage the married horndogs. What should I put instead?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No hookups = I am easy.

Gaah. I had heard that you should put “no hookups” to discourage the married horndogs. What should I put instead?

Don’t go there. Just don’t address that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Entrepreneur = currently unemployed, but everyone says I have great ideas.

HAHA. Truer words....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Entrepreneur = currently unemployed, but everyone says I have great ideas.

HAHA. Truer words....

Nice. I was going to use “cubicle-deprived”, but “entrepreneur” sounds classier.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Entrepreneur = currently unemployed, but everyone says I have great ideas.

HAHA. Truer words....

Nice. I was going to use “cubicle-deprived”, but “entrepreneur” sounds classier.

Synonym: self-employed (unless you identify what). I’m trying to get this great idea going, but have no cash flow right now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No hookups = I am easy.

Gaah. I had heard that you should put “no hookups” to discourage the married horndogs. What should I put instead?

Don’t go there. Just don’t address that.

+100
Say nothing about hookups at all. Do you really think a “married horndog” is going to see no hook ups (if he reads the profile at all) and respect that by not swiping? No. No hookups just make you sound like you’ve been burned by hooking up too quickly in the past and now you have a 90 day rule.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:African American man who states that he is open to interracial dating=I only date white women.

Professional, glamour shots (male)=[in your best Right Said Fred voice] I'm too sexy!

Generally true.

Facts!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Emoticons in their profile=I was not born in this country.

No face or body photos but admits to being married=I am unattractive.

Can you think of any other reason a married person would not want to post pics on a dating site? I can.

[Anonymous]

Consultant = hooker

[Anonymous]

So I'm married, and I love my wife. My friends have always joked that its a good thing I'm married because I have so many things that annoy me that I'd never be able to online date. So this is purely hypothetical, but how would you gently say "if you sell anything like oils, or makeup, or any of that MLM shit, look elsewhere, I'm only interested in women with real jobs?" Because if I was ever in this situation, I think that would be the thing I'd want to most communicate.

Also, no Dallas Cowboys fans

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So I'm married, and I love my wife. My friends have always joked that its a good thing I'm married because I have so many things that annoy me that I'd never be able to online date. So this is purely hypothetical, but how would you gently say "if you sell anything like oils, or makeup, or any of that MLM shit, look elsewhere, I'm only interested in women with real jobs?" Because if I was ever in this situation, I think that would be the thing I'd want to most communicate.

Also, no Dallas Cowboys fans

You'll get nowhere if you gently state it. You have to overdue it the other way. With humor.