Pizzagate Protesters - how is this still a thing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm the "m'eh" pizza poster.

You all have misjudged me.

For the record, in my opinion, there IS NO conspiracy. No child slavery sex ring, no demonic ritual sacrifices, no anything.

Just a pizza shop that sells mediocre quality pizza (but with great sauce) at higher than justified prices, with lousy wait staff service.

And if I were the owner, I'd probably be grateful for all the pity patronage I could get, as I'm sure he is.

Because pity, and politics, are why people are eating there.

Cause the pizza itself, and the disinterested waiters, sure aren't the reason people are coming in.

Well played. Considering the owner and employees have received death threats for working there, I think the pity patronage is owed. Maybe Alex Jones himself should buy a pizza there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

We are huge Besta fans...did you know that Besta Pizza had to stop taking cash orders because people were sending out fake orders. Also, they completely closed for a few days because so many trolls were calling they had to shut down their phones. They are hurting - as is everyone on the block. We know several families who don't go to Comet since their kids are terrified.

You know who could have stopped this: VICE PRESIDENT PENCE. The neighborhood sent him dozens of letters asking him to go for a quick visit, to quash this fake news since he was living in the neighborhood and claims to support local businesses. But, he didn't. I guess he didn't care.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

How? Do you want some nutcase with a gun showing up in your house and fire? If you don't, why do you think other people are so different from you? So you can demonize them without feeling guilty? Take a look at yourself in the mirror.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm the "m'eh" pizza poster.

You all have misjudged me.

For the record, in my opinion, there IS NO conspiracy. No child slavery sex ring, no demonic ritual sacrifices, no anything.

Just a pizza shop that sells mediocre quality pizza (but with great sauce) at higher than justified prices, with lousy wait staff service.

And if I were the owner, I'd probably be grateful for all the pity patronage I could get, as I'm sure he is.

Because pity, and politics, are why people are eating there.

Cause the pizza itself, and the disinterested waiters, sure aren't the reason people are coming in.

But you also said there were long waits even before this all started.

[Anonymous]

I didn't mean a long wait to get IN or get a table - I meant a long wait to get our order.


Again, this is way back before all the nuttiness happened. The only reason for the wait was just lousy service, that's all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm the "m'eh" pizza poster.

You all have misjudged me.

For the record, in my opinion, there IS NO conspiracy. No child slavery sex ring, no demonic ritual sacrifices, no anything.

Just a pizza shop that sells mediocre quality pizza (but with great sauce) at higher than justified prices, with lousy wait staff service.

And if I were the owner, I'd probably be grateful for all the pity patronage I could get, as I'm sure he is.

Because pity, and politics, are why people are eating there.

Cause the pizza itself, and the disinterested waiters, sure aren't the reason people are coming in.

No. We have not misjudged you. The judgment of idiot still remains. Your conspiracy theory is that the owner of Cosmos manufactured a conspiracy theory and brought the death threats, protests and guy going in an shooting a gun off upon himself? You're as nutty as Alex Jones.

Go eat a handful of salt.

First off, it's "Comet", not "cosmos".

Second, I never suggested the owner created the conspiracy to gin up business. Whackaloons created the conspiracy, and it fed on itself.

What I did suggest is 1) the pizza isn't very good, and 2) the owner is likely happy about the uptick in business from all the people taking pity on him.



Again, go chew a handful of salt.

[Anonymous]

Go chew on a handful of salt ???? That's a new one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Go chew on a handful of salt ???? That's a new one.

I wonder if it a literal translation of a Russian idiom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Go chew on a handful of salt ???? That's a new one.

I wonder if it a literal translation of a Russian idiom?

Ok that makes sense. I got trolled by a Russian bot. I' actually kind of proud.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm the "m'eh" pizza poster.

You all have misjudged me.

For the record, in my opinion, there IS NO conspiracy. No child slavery sex ring, no demonic ritual sacrifices, no anything.

Just a pizza shop that sells mediocre quality pizza (but with great sauce) at higher than justified prices, with lousy wait staff service.

And if I were the owner, I'd probably be grateful for all the pity patronage I could get, as I'm sure he is.

Because pity, and politics, are why people are eating there.

Cause the pizza itself, and the disinterested waiters, sure aren't the reason people are coming in.

No. We have not misjudged you. The judgment of idiot still remains. Your conspiracy theory is that the owner of Cosmos manufactured a conspiracy theory and brought the death threats, protests and guy going in an shooting a gun off upon himself? You're as nutty as Alex Jones.

Go eat a handful of salt.

First off, it's "Comet", not "cosmos".

Second, I never suggested the owner created the conspiracy to gin up business. Whackaloons created the conspiracy, and it fed on itself.

What I did suggest is 1) the pizza isn't very good, and 2) the owner is likely happy about the uptick in business from all the people taking pity on him.



Again, go chew a handful of salt.

Chew a handful of salt? That's a new one! You're crazy dude. No one is making you eat their pizza.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm the "m'eh" pizza poster.

You all have misjudged me.

For the record, in my opinion, there IS NO conspiracy. No child slavery sex ring, no demonic ritual sacrifices, no anything.

Just a pizza shop that sells mediocre quality pizza (but with great sauce) at higher than justified prices, with lousy wait staff service.

And if I were the owner, I'd probably be grateful for all the pity patronage I could get, as I'm sure he is.

Because pity, and politics, are why people are eating there.

Cause the pizza itself, and the disinterested waiters, sure aren't the reason people are coming in.

Well played. Considering the owner and employees have received death threats for working there, I think the pity patronage is owed. Maybe Alex Jones himself should buy a pizza there.

And don't forget the business in the same block that also received death threats. Stop blaming the victims.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm the "m'eh" pizza poster.

You all have misjudged me.

For the record, in my opinion, there IS NO conspiracy. No child slavery sex ring, no demonic ritual sacrifices, no anything.

Just a pizza shop that sells mediocre quality pizza (but with great sauce) at higher than justified prices, with lousy wait staff service.

And if I were the owner, I'd probably be grateful for all the pity patronage I could get, as I'm sure he is.

Because pity, and politics, are why people are eating there.

Cause the pizza itself, and the disinterested waiters, sure aren't the reason people are coming in.

No. We have not misjudged you. The judgment of idiot still remains. Your conspiracy theory is that the owner of Cosmos manufactured a conspiracy theory and brought the death threats, protests and guy going in an shooting a gun off upon himself? You're as nutty as Alex Jones.

Go eat a handful of salt.

First off, it's "Comet", not "cosmos".

Second, I never suggested the owner created the conspiracy to gin up business. Whackaloons created the conspiracy, and it fed on itself.

What I did suggest is 1) the pizza isn't very good, and 2) the owner is likely happy about the uptick in business from all the people taking pity on him.



Again, go chew a handful of salt.

How do you know they have had an uptick in business?

[Anonymous]

The PP seems to think they are the sole judge of pizza on the planet. The reason there is such variety in pizza (i.e. thin crust, deep dish, white pizza, flatbread, anchovy, et cetera) is because not everyone has the same taste in pizza.

[Anonymous]

I guess the same must apply for lousy service, then.

So there are people who appreciate listless waiters and waiting 15 minutes for a drink refill?

Well, then Comet is perfect for them.

[Anonymous]

How do you know there has been an uptick in their business?